Re: You Pommie *******s!

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:07:04 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
>
> > "pmd" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>
> >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>> ups.com...
> >>>
> >>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >>>>> oups.com...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> There there there Bruce.
> >>>>> We Brits have to win something - sometime.
> >>>>
> >>>> Never! You're all a pack of ******* and lusers. The cup, like the
> >>>> Ashes always belongs to us.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> HA!
> >>> An Australian calling a Brit a tosser, that's a first.
> >>> Tell it to your stupid Prime Minister, Bruce.
> >>> Before the Chinese arrive in Darwin.
> >>> No army, no navy to speak of. They are gonna walk all over you.
> >>> No great loss.
> >>>
> >>> Mr Pounder
> >>
> >> I'd like to see an Aborigine Prime Minister just to **** all Aussies off.
> >
> > I remember the White Australian Policy.
> > Just how stupid can you get?
>
> Which bit of what are you calling stupid?

Your stupid bits, PHucker.

[Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:47:52 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:07:04 +0100, Mr Pounder > wrote:
> >>
> >> > "pmd" > wrote in message
> >> > ...
> >> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>> ups.com...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> >>>>> oups.com...
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> There there there Bruce.
> >> >>>>> We Brits have to win something - sometime.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Never! You're all a pack of ******* and lusers. The cup, like the
> >> >>>> Ashes always belongs to us.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>> HA!
> >> >>> An Australian calling a Brit a tosser, that's a first.
> >> >>> Tell it to your stupid Prime Minister, Bruce.
> >> >>> Before the Chinese arrive in Darwin.
> >> >>> No army, no navy to speak of. They are gonna walk all over you.
> >> >>> No great loss.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Mr Pounder
> >> >>
> >> >> I'd like to see an Aborigine Prime Minister just to **** all Aussies off.
> >> >
> >> > I remember the White Australian Policy.
> >> > Just how stupid can you get?
> >>
> >> Which bit of what are you calling stupid?
> >
> > Your stupid bits, PHucker.
>
> Non-specific evasion noted.

No your part, PHucker.

> The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix
> was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the
> sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to
> keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
>
> One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.
> "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost
> to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or,
> you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor
> considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
>
> The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat,
> and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and
> flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix
> saw the blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The
> Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of
> the city.
>
> The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop
> City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the
> blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix
> of the plague of pigeons.
>
> Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor
> presented him with a check for five million dollars and told the man
> that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had
> agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided
> to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question.
>
> The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.
>
> The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"

I'm sure a lot of Merkins have asked that question.