An off topic public service announcement

[Tina]

There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
alcoholic beverages.

This will explain everything.

Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.

[Paul Riley]

Hell, I will drink to that!!!!!!

I have an Rx from my doc, one martini a day for good health. Honest!! I am
now drinking the one for Dec 13th, 2010!!! Healthy as a horse!!!

Paul



"Tina" > wrote in message
...
> There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
> alcoholic beverages.
>
> This will explain everything.
>
> Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
> in water there is bacteria.
>
> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
> demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
> at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
> Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words,
> we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when
> drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
> because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
> filtering and/or fermenting.
>
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
> wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
> it as a public service.
>
>
>

[Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]]

Tina > wrote in news:c234de9b-cc32-4b29-836c-
:

> There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
> alcoholic beverages.
>
> This will explain everything.
>
> Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
> in water there is bacteria.
>
> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
> demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
> at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
> Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words,
> we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when
> drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
> because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
> filtering and/or fermenting.
>
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
> wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
> it as a public service.
>
>
>
>

How do you figure this is off topic?


Bertie

[Tina]

This is the rec.avaition,piloting newsgroup, silly, not the
rec.bash.mx which would be a much more popular one.

I should have cross posted.


> How do you figure this is off topic?
>
> Bertie

[Ron Wanttaja]

On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:40:34 -0800 (PST), Tina > wrote:

> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
> wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

I personally prefer W.C. Fields' reasoning: "I don't drink water, fish f*ck in
it..."

Ron Wanttaja

[Matt W. Barrow]

"Ron Wanttaja" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:40:34 -0800 (PST), Tina >
> wrote:
>
>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
>> wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.
>
> I personally prefer W.C. Fields' reasoning: "I don't drink water, fish
> f*ck in
> it..."
>
"What weasel put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?" -- W.C. Fields

[Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]]

Tina > wrote in news:55a736a6-8cc1-44c5-9444-
:

> This is the rec.avaition,piloting newsgroup, silly,

I know.


Bertie

[James Sleeman]

On Dec 14, 11:40 am, Tina > wrote:
> There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
> alcoholic beverages.

I don't drink alcohol, for a few reasons (not religous) but mostly
just personal choice. My body is however largely protected from ****
filled water by the copious amounts of caffeine I ingest in the form
of Diet Coke.