If Anthony won the lottery [Archive]

nobody[_2_]

December 19th 07, 05:18 PM

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
> http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-EDUCATIONAL-
>
NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcm
> dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118

I'm sure Anthony will pipe up and explain how it's really a trivial matter
to pick the winning number, but that he simply chooses not to play. His
explaination will involve the fact that stupid people win all the time.

Robert M. Gary

December 19th 07, 05:22 PM

On Dec 19, 8:40 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-EDUCATIONAL-
> NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcm
> dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118

Try tinyurl.com

-Robert

Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]

December 19th 07, 05:58 PM

"nobody" > wrote in
news:Kncaj.8941$qv1.8607@trndny01:

> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> .. .
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-EDUCATIONA
>> L-
>>
> NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1V
> QQcm
>> dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118
>
> I'm sure Anthony will pipe up and explain how it's really a trivial
> matter to pick the winning number, but that he simply chooses not to
> play. His explaination will involve the fact that stupid people win
> all the time.

Bwawhawhhahwhahwhahhahwahhwha!

Well, he could always play a slot simulator if he wants to increase his
virtual wealth.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]

December 19th 07, 05:59 PM

"Robert M. Gary" > wrote in
:

> On Dec 19, 8:40 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-EDUCATIONA
>> L-
>> NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1
>> VQQcm dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118
>
> Try tinyurl.com
>
> -Robert
>

Cool. thanks

Bertie

nobody[_2_]

December 19th 07, 06:01 PM

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
> "Robert M. Gary" > wrote in
> :
>
> > On Dec 19, 8:40 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> >> http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-EDUCATIONA
> >> L-
> >> NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1
> >> VQQcm dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118
> >
> > Try tinyurl.com
> >
> > -Robert
> >
>
> Cool. thanks
>
>
> Bertie

This one works too

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300173608701

Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]

December 19th 07, 06:09 PM

"nobody" > wrote in news:q0daj.7895$7I.3723@trndny09:

> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> .. .
>> "Robert M. Gary" > wrote in
>> news:8f5233de-2980-4d87-9cde-5476dc0a0718
@d27g2000prf.googlegroups.com
>> :
>>
>> > On Dec 19, 8:40 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> >> http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-
EDUCATI
>> >> ONA L-
>> >>
NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZ
>> >> WD1 VQQcm dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118
>> >
>> > Try tinyurl.com
>> >
>> > -Robert
>> >
>>
>> Cool. thanks
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> This one works too
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300173608701
>
>
>
Thanks. Had no idea these existed.
You could see the one I posted, though, right?

If not...

http://tinyurl.com/22ozr4

Bertie

nobody[_2_]

December 19th 07, 06:29 PM

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
>
> > This one works too
> >
> > http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300173608701
> >
> >
> >
> Thanks. Had no idea these existed.
> You could see the one I posted, though, right?
>
> If not...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/22ozr4
>
>
> Bertie

I copied and pasted into notepad, removed the line breaks, and copied and
pasted into the address line.

Robert M. Gary

December 19th 07, 06:30 PM

On Dec 19, 10:09 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> "nobody" > wrote innews:q0daj.7895$7I.3723@trndny09:
>
> > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> .. .
> >> "Robert M. Gary" > wrote in
> >> news:8f5233de-2980-4d87-9cde-5476dc0a0718
>
> @d27g2000prf.googlegroups.com>> :
>
> >> > On Dec 19, 8:40 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> >> >>http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-
> EDUCATI
> >> >> ONA L-
>
> NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZ
>
>
>
> >> >> WD1 VQQcm dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118
>
> >> > Try tinyurl.com
>
> >> > -Robert
>
> >> Cool. thanks
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > This one works too
>
> >http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300173608701
>
> Thanks. Had no idea these existed.
> You could see the one I posted, though, right?
>
> If not...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/22ozr4

That's actually funnier than I expected. I wonder what size the shirt
is? Maybe they could start a new segment of their business for adult
flight sim'ers. XXXL shirts!

-Robert

Dallas

December 19th 07, 06:44 PM

On Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:40:18 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

> http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-EDUCATIONAL-

I wonder if they make a Pretendables Flight Attendant Interactive play set?

Comes with bitter candy so the kids can imitate that prunie "BuhBye" waving
smile.

--
Dallas

george

December 19th 07, 07:39 PM

On Dec 20, 7:09 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:

> Thanks. Had no idea these existed.
> You could see the one I posted, though, right?
>
> If not...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/22ozr4
>

I still don't believe it.
Microsoft has a line uniform

Gig601XLBuilder

December 19th 07, 09:10 PM

Robert M. Gary wrote:

>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/22ozr4
>
> That's actually funnier than I expected. I wonder what size the shirt
> is? Maybe they could start a new segment of their business for adult
> flight sim'ers. XXXL shirts!
>
> -Robert

"Together with their friends Floyd and Fawn Flight Attendant"

I'll bet Floyd is gay.

buttman

December 20th 07, 12:48 AM

Bertie the Bunyip

December 20th 07, 02:41 AM

On Dec 20, 1:48 am, buttman > wrote:
> On Dec 19, 8:40 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>
> >http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-EDUCATIONAL-
> > NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcm
> > dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118
>
> LOL Quite a knee-slapper!
>
> Keep 'em coming Bertie!

Oh you like me now, do you_?

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip

December 20th 07, 02:42 AM

On Dec 19, 7:30 pm, "Robert M. Gary" > wrote:
> On Dec 19, 10:09 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "nobody" > wrote innews:q0daj.7895$7I.3723@trndny09:
>
> > > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> > .. .
> > >> "Robert M. Gary" > wrote in
> > >> news:8f5233de-2980-4d87-9cde-5476dc0a0718
>
> > @d27g2000prf.googlegroups.com>> :
>
> > >> > On Dec 19, 8:40 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> > >> >>http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-
> > EDUCATI
> > >> >> ONA L-
>
> > NEW_W0QQitemZ300173608701QQihZ020QQcategoryZ2518QQ rdZ1QQssPageNameZ
>
> > >> >> WD1 VQQcm dZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118
>
> > >> > Try tinyurl.com
>
> > >> > -Robert
>
> > >> Cool. thanks
>
> > >> Bertie
>
> > > This one works too
>
> > >http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300173608701
>
> > Thanks. Had no idea these existed.
> > You could see the one I posted, though, right?
>
> > If not...
>
> >http://tinyurl.com/22ozr4
>
> That's actually funnier than I expected. I wonder what size the shirt
> is? Maybe they could start a new segment of their business for adult
> flight sim'ers. XXXL shirts!
>

I think I know a sailmaker who could organise something for him. He
could use real railroad tracks for the bars...

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip

December 20th 07, 02:43 AM

On Dec 19, 10:10 pm, Gig601XLBuilder >
wrote:
> Robert M. Gary wrote:
>
> >>http://tinyurl.com/22ozr4
>
> > That's actually funnier than I expected. I wonder what size the shirt
> > is? Maybe they could start a new segment of their business for adult
> > flight sim'ers. XXXL shirts!
>
> > -Robert
>
> "Together with their friends Floyd and Fawn Flight Attendant"
>
> I'll bet Floyd is gay.

I suppose next you'll wager the sun will rise in the east tomorrow.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip

December 20th 07, 02:44 AM

On Dec 19, 8:39 pm, george > wrote:
> On Dec 20, 7:09 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>
> > Thanks. Had no idea these existed.
> > You could see the one I posted, though, right?
>
> > If not...
>
> >http://tinyurl.com/22ozr4
>
> I still don't believe it.
> Microsoft has a line uniform

I know for a fact some of these guys wear uniforms when they play
sim..

Bertie

george

December 20th 07, 03:28 AM

On Dec 20, 3:44 pm, Bertie the Bunyip >
wrote:
> On Dec 19, 8:39 pm, george > wrote:

>
> > I still don't believe it.
> > Microsoft has a line uniform
>
> I know for a fact some of these guys wear uniforms when they play
> sim..
>
Surely you jest ?
That's sick

Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]

December 20th 07, 07:02 PM

george > wrote in news:e61c013b-54f4-4132-935d-26b6ce70ca82
@a35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:

> On Dec 20, 3:44 pm, Bertie the Bunyip >
> wrote:
>> On Dec 19, 8:39 pm, george > wrote:
>
>>
>> > I still don't believe it.
>> > Microsoft has a line uniform
>>
>> I know for a fact some of these guys wear uniforms when they play
>> sim..
>>
> Surely you jest ?

Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this sort of
thing.
We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire cockpit made
out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a fairly exact replica of
a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a fortune to play in it and they
have to wear uniforms.

> That's sick
>

Yep.

Bertie
>
>
>

Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]

December 20th 07, 07:02 PM

Dallas > wrote in
:

> On Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:40:18 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/PRETENDABLES-PILOT-INTERACTIVE-PLAY-SET-EDUCATIONA
>> L-
>
> I wonder if they make a Pretendables Flight Attendant Interactive play
> set?
>
> Comes with bitter candy so the kids can imitate that prunie "BuhBye"
> waving smile.
>
>

Shudder.

Bertie

nobody[_2_]

December 20th 07, 07:24 PM

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .

>
> Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this sort
of
> thing.
> We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire cockpit
made
> out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a fairly exact replica of
> a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a fortune to play in it and they
> have to wear uniforms.
>
>
> > That's sick
> >
>
> Yep.
>
>
> Bertie

Do you think Anthony uses a relief tube?

I wouldn't want to know what he uses it for.

Dudley Henriques[_2_]

December 20th 07, 08:47 PM

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> george > wrote in news:e61c013b-54f4-4132-935d-26b6ce70ca82
> @a35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
>> On Dec 20, 3:44 pm, Bertie the Bunyip >
>> wrote:
>>> On Dec 19, 8:39 pm, george > wrote:
>>>> I still don't believe it.
>>>> Microsoft has a line uniform
>>> I know for a fact some of these guys wear uniforms when they play
>>> sim..
>>>
>> Surely you jest ?
>
>
>
> Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this sort of
> thing.
> We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire cockpit made
> out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a fairly exact replica of
> a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a fortune to play in it and they
> have to wear uniforms.
>
>
>> That's sick
>>
>
> Yep.
>
>
> Bertie
>>
>>
>

Mmmmmmm!!! Call me when the Stews arrive wearing those tight little
mini skirt outfits and the high heels with the fancy little silver wings
over the right breast pocket will you?

Hey......I think I might actually get into this stuff. It doesn't sound
all THAT bad!!!!!
:-))

--
Dudley Henriques

[email protected]

December 20th 07, 09:32 PM

On Dec 20, 12:02 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> george > wrote in news:e61c013b-54f4-4132-935d-26b6ce70ca82
> @a35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
> > On Dec 20, 3:44 pm, Bertie the Bunyip >
> > wrote:
> >> On Dec 19, 8:39 pm, george > wrote:
>
> >> > I still don't believe it.
> >> > Microsoft has a line uniform
>
> >> I know for a fact some of these guys wear uniforms when they play
> >> sim..
>
> > Surely you jest ?
>
> Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this sort of
> thing.
> We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire cockpit made
> out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a fairly exact replica of
> a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a fortune to play in it and they
> have to wear uniforms.
>
> > That's sick
>
> Yep.
>
> Bertie
>
>
>
> - Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I thought the right answer was "No, I'm serious, and stop calling me
Shirley!"

Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]

December 20th 07, 09:34 PM

"nobody" > wrote in
news:ekzaj.5936$Xh1.3282@trndny03:

> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> .. .
>
>>
>> Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this
>> sort
> of
>> thing.
>> We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire
>> cockpit
> made
>> out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a fairly exact
>> replica of a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a fortune to play
>> in it and they have to wear uniforms.
>>
>>
>> > That's sick
>> >
>>
>> Yep.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Do you think Anthony uses a relief tube?
>
> I wouldn't want to know what he uses it for.
>

Um, me neither.

Bertie
>
>

Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]

December 20th 07, 09:34 PM

Dudley Henriques > wrote in
:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> george > wrote in
>> news:e61c013b-54f4-4132-935d-26b6ce70ca82
>> @a35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> On Dec 20, 3:44 pm, Bertie the Bunyip
>>> > wrote:
>>>> On Dec 19, 8:39 pm, george > wrote:
>>>>> I still don't believe it.
>>>>> Microsoft has a line uniform
>>>> I know for a fact some of these guys wear uniforms when they play
>>>> sim..
>>>>
>>> Surely you jest ?
>>
>>
>>
>> Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this
>> sort of thing.
>> We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire
>> cockpit made out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a
>> fairly exact replica of a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a
>> fortune to play in it and they have to wear uniforms.
>>
>>
>>> That's sick
>>>
>>
>> Yep.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>>>
>>>
>>
>
> Mmmmmmm!!! Call me when the Stews arrive wearing those tight little
> mini skirt outfits and the high heels with the fancy little silver
> wings over the right breast pocket will you?
>
> Hey......I think I might actually get into this stuff. It doesn't
> sound all THAT bad!!!!!

Well, the reality is somewhat different!

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]

December 20th 07, 09:35 PM

wrote in
:

> On Dec 20, 12:02 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> george > wrote in
>> news:e61c013b-54f4-4132-935d-26b6ce70ca82
>> @a35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> > On Dec 20, 3:44 pm, Bertie the Bunyip
>> > > wrote:
>> >> On Dec 19, 8:39 pm, george > wrote:
>>
>> >> > I still don't believe it.
>> >> > Microsoft has a line uniform
>>
>> >> I know for a fact some of these guys wear uniforms when they play
>> >> sim..
>>
>> > Surely you jest ?
>>
>> Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this
>> sort of thing.
>> We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire
>> cockpit made out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a
>> fairly exact replica of a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a
>> fortune to play in it and they have to wear uniforms.
>>
>> > That's sick
>>
>> Yep.
>>
>> Bertie
>>
>>
>>
>> - Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> I thought the right answer was "No, I'm serious, and stop calling me
> Shirley!"
>

Doh! Slid right past me.

Bertie

Dudley Henriques[_2_]

December 20th 07, 09:46 PM

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> Dudley Henriques > wrote in
> :
>
>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>> george > wrote in
>>> news:e61c013b-54f4-4132-935d-26b6ce70ca82
>>> @a35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>> On Dec 20, 3:44 pm, Bertie the Bunyip
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>> On Dec 19, 8:39 pm, george > wrote:
>>>>>> I still don't believe it.
>>>>>> Microsoft has a line uniform
>>>>> I know for a fact some of these guys wear uniforms when they play
>>>>> sim..
>>>>>
>>>> Surely you jest ?
>>>
>>>
>>> Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this
>>> sort of thing.
>>> We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire
>>> cockpit made out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a
>>> fairly exact replica of a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a
>>> fortune to play in it and they have to wear uniforms.
>>>
>>>
>>>> That's sick
>>>>
>>> Yep.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>>>
>> Mmmmmmm!!! Call me when the Stews arrive wearing those tight little
>> mini skirt outfits and the high heels with the fancy little silver
>> wings over the right breast pocket will you?
>>
>> Hey......I think I might actually get into this stuff. It doesn't
>> sound all THAT bad!!!!!
>
>
> Well, the reality is somewhat different!
>
>
> Bertie

Yes I've heard :-)) Today it's more like put it in a steel jock strap,
don't EVER bend over to check the tires, and keep a close eye on the
hired help!!
:-)))))
--
Dudley Henriques

Morgans[_2_]

December 20th 07, 10:18 PM

"nobody" > wrote

> Do you think Anthony uses a relief tube?
>
> I wouldn't want to know what he uses it for.

Nope, me either.

At least it would not take up too much room.

A 10 gallon fish tank air hose ought to be a large enough diameter.
--
Jim in NC

george

December 21st 07, 02:16 AM

On Dec 21, 10:35 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> wrote :
>
>
>
> > On Dec 20, 12:02 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> >> george > wrote in
> >> news:e61c013b-54f4-4132-935d-26b6ce70ca82

> >> > Surely you jest ?
>
> >> Wish I was. There is a sub culure of simmers out there that do this
> >> sort of thing.
> >> We have an FO that's into this crap big time. he has an entire
> >> cockpit made out of old wheaties boxes or something made into a
> >> fairly exact replica of a Boeing cockpit. He charges wannabees a
> >> fortune to play in it and they have to wear uniforms.
>
> >> > That's sick
>
> >> Yep.
>
> >> Bertie
>

>
> > I thought the right answer was "No, I'm serious, and stop calling me
> > Shirley!"
>
> Doh! Slid right past me.

:-)
I -was- going to say that you can't keep up with flying comedies

but then mixedup doesn't fly