And his name is .....

[Dave Kearton]

Forwarded with thanks from aus.aviation



Big Hooters wrote:

>
> The MI5 poster:
> His name is Mike Corley, he is an IT professional but alas he has
> mental health issues. Here are some details about Mike Corley.
> He lives in London, UK. He first began his postings to usenet, BBS,
> and forums in 1995, unsurprisingly first to alt.conspiracy.
>
> He has his own website:
> http://www.five.org.uk/
>
> "There have been numerous newspaper articles and online thesis
> about Mike's postings, this is a BBC article on the subject:"
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A164404
>
> "And amongst many other covers of the Mike Corley phenomenon
> there has been a modern opera about this usenet legend:"
> http://www.thecorleyconspiracy.com/
>
> The problem is amplified by posters who reply to Mikes X-post floods
> without snipping, and without removing the crossposts.
> But also Mike Corley sets "follow-up" groups to his MI5 posts, this is
> where he hasn't actually posted to a specific group but it's listed as
> "follow-up" in the crossposts, the lusers who reply, their posts show
> up in groups that Mike wants flooded.
> Mike Corley has set uk.misc as follow-up to all his posts, (which I've
> removed) it gets flooded with the replies, and of course the
> X-posting. Mike Corley has been doing this since 1995, and he knows
> what he is doing, he avoids killfiles/plonk/block by morphing and
> using pay-as-you-go dial-up. Filters rarely have an effect as in this
> example, if you set the criteria as "MI_5", then the flood morph to
> "MIfive" or whatever. He dosen't post
> via google dispite the headers, nor are the email addies valid, he
> dances between proxy servers such as altopia etc, filtering has no
> effect.
> The simple rule with Mike Corley floods is to ignore and not to reply.
> Mike will take his medication and eventually stop.....until the next
> time. But if lusers do the foolish and reply/x-post/fail-to-snip,
> then Mike Corley sticks around. So don't spam your pointless replies
> across dozens of groups.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

He's in here too is he?

I take turns killfiling his threads and telling him to go forth and
multiply.

He doesn't have a mental health problem, he's a complete nutter and
should be locked away.

On Thu, 3 Jan 2008 09:19:49 +1030, "Dave Kearton"
> wrote:

>
>
>Forwarded with thanks from aus.aviation
>
>
>
>Big Hooters wrote:
>
>>
>> The MI5 poster:
>> His name is Mike Corley, he is an IT professional but alas he has
>> mental health issues. Here are some details about Mike Corley.
>> He lives in London, UK. He first began his postings to usenet, BBS,
>> and forums in 1995, unsurprisingly first to alt.conspiracy.
>>
>> He has his own website:
>> http://www.five.org.uk/
>>
>> "There have been numerous newspaper articles and online thesis
>> about Mike's postings, this is a BBC article on the subject:"
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A164404
>>
>> "And amongst many other covers of the Mike Corley phenomenon
>> there has been a modern opera about this usenet legend:"
>> http://www.thecorleyconspiracy.com/
>>
>> The problem is amplified by posters who reply to Mikes X-post floods
>> without snipping, and without removing the crossposts.
>> But also Mike Corley sets "follow-up" groups to his MI5 posts, this is
>> where he hasn't actually posted to a specific group but it's listed as
>> "follow-up" in the crossposts, the lusers who reply, their posts show
>> up in groups that Mike wants flooded.
>> Mike Corley has set uk.misc as follow-up to all his posts, (which I've
>> removed) it gets flooded with the replies, and of course the
>> X-posting. Mike Corley has been doing this since 1995, and he knows
>> what he is doing, he avoids killfiles/plonk/block by morphing and
>> using pay-as-you-go dial-up. Filters rarely have an effect as in this
>> example, if you set the criteria as "MI_5", then the flood morph to
>> "MIfive" or whatever. He dosen't post
>> via google dispite the headers, nor are the email addies valid, he
>> dances between proxy servers such as altopia etc, filtering has no
>> effect.
>> The simple rule with Mike Corley floods is to ignore and not to reply.
>> Mike will take his medication and eventually stop.....until the next
>> time. But if lusers do the foolish and reply/x-post/fail-to-snip,
>> then Mike Corley sticks around. So don't spam your pointless replies
>> across dozens of groups.
>
>
>
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Dave Kearton wrote:
> Forwarded with thanks from aus.aviation
>
>
>
> Big Hooters wrote:
>
>> The MI5 poster:
>> His name is Mike Corley, he is an IT professional but alas he has
>> mental health issues. Here are some details about Mike Corley.
>> He lives in London, UK. He first began his postings to usenet, BBS,
>> and forums in 1995, unsurprisingly first to alt.conspiracy.
>>
>> He has his own website:
>> http://www.five.org.uk/
>>
>> "There have been numerous newspaper articles and online thesis
>> about Mike's postings, this is a BBC article on the subject:"
>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A164404
>>
>> "And amongst many other covers of the Mike Corley phenomenon
>> there has been a modern opera about this usenet legend:"
>> http://www.thecorleyconspiracy.com/
>>
>> The problem is amplified by posters who reply to Mikes X-post floods
>> without snipping, and without removing the crossposts.
>> But also Mike Corley sets "follow-up" groups to his MI5 posts, this is
>> where he hasn't actually posted to a specific group but it's listed as
>> "follow-up" in the crossposts, the lusers who reply, their posts show
>> up in groups that Mike wants flooded.
>> Mike Corley has set uk.misc as follow-up to all his posts, (which I've
>> removed) it gets flooded with the replies, and of course the
>> X-posting. Mike Corley has been doing this since 1995, and he knows
>> what he is doing, he avoids killfiles/plonk/block by morphing and
>> using pay-as-you-go dial-up. Filters rarely have an effect as in this
>> example, if you set the criteria as "MI_5", then the flood morph to
>> "MIfive" or whatever. He dosen't post
>> via google dispite the headers, nor are the email addies valid, he
>> dances between proxy servers such as altopia etc, filtering has no
>> effect.
>> The simple rule with Mike Corley floods is to ignore and not to reply.
>> Mike will take his medication and eventually stop.....until the next
>> time. But if lusers do the foolish and reply/x-post/fail-to-snip,
>> then Mike Corley sticks around. So don't spam your pointless replies
>> across dozens of groups.
>
>
>
>
There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London area
posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?

Dean

[jc[_4_]]

On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley" >
wrote:

>There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London area
>posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>
>Dean

That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
Cheers,
jc

[Dave Kearton]

jc wrote:
>> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>> area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>
>>> Dean
>>
>> That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>> Cheers,
>> jc




Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he gets
his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the police to
collect all posts that refer to him.





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Cheers

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[whogoes]

Yeh and I get his posts as well and I just ignore them. Yep.. ignore
them.... huge effort required by everyone.
As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're advocating
"giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies designed to further
his paranoia. Its to hope you or anyone in your family never suffer from
schizophrenia or paranioa. I can just imagine your outrage if some strangers
came to your relatives door and "asskicked" them because of the
inconvenience their errant behaviour caused to their newsgroup browsing.
Get a ****ing life and grow up.

[Glenn[_2_]]

"Dave Kearton" > wrote in message
...
> jc wrote:
>>> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>> area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>
>>>> Dean
>>>
>>> That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>> Cheers,
>>> jc
>
>
>
>
> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he gets
> his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the police to
> collect all posts that refer to him.
>
>
yeah but doesn't the authorities turn a blind eye to any threats posted on
the forums.
refering of course to the threats against australia by the dumb french
loonie on
the Aus aviation forum

[Dave Kearton]

Glenn wrote:
>> "Dave Kearton" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> jc wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>>>> area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dean
>>>>>
>>>>> That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>>>> Cheers,
>>>>> jc
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if
>>> he gets his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for
>>> the police to collect all posts that refer to him.
>>>
>>>
>> yeah but doesn't the authorities turn a blind eye to any threats
>> posted on the forums.
>> refering of course to the threats against australia by the dumb
>> french loonie on
>> the Aus aviation forum



Possibly, I'm not going to test either theory. I'm sure that if
Australia was suddenly killed in suspicious circumstances, the 'dumb french
loonie' would get a visit.


I just don't think it's a good idea to make personal threats in writing,
even a brief police enquiry is a pain in the hole.




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Cheers

Dave Kearton

[Neil Hoskins]

"whogoes" > wrote in message
...
> Yeh and I get his posts as well and I just ignore them. Yep.. ignore
> them.... huge effort required by everyone.
> As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're advocating
> "giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies designed to further
> his paranoia. Its to hope you or anyone in your family never suffer from
> schizophrenia or paranioa. I can just imagine your outrage if some
> strangers came to your relatives door and "asskicked" them because of the
> inconvenience their errant behaviour caused to their newsgroup browsing.
> Get a ****ing life and grow up.
>

Hear hear. Concisely and articulately put, if I may say so.

[Mike the Brewer[_2_]]

"jc" > wrote in message
...
| On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>
| wrote:
|
| >There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London area
| >posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
| >
| >Dean
|
| That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
| Cheers,
| jc

When those who are mentally defective become a public
nuiscance,
as this man clearly is, they shpuld be removed to a secure
centre for
assessment and put into one of two categories : Curable and
Incurable.
In the first they should be treated until cured before
release.
In the latter they should simply be put down.

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:37:06 GMT, "Mike the Brewer"
> wrote:

>
>"jc" > wrote in message
...
>| On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>
>| wrote:
>|
>| >There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London area
>| >posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>| >
>| >Dean
>|
>| That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>| Cheers,
>| jc
>
> When those who are mentally defective become a public
>nuiscance,
> as this man clearly is, they shpuld be removed to a secure
>centre for
> assessment and put into one of two categories : Curable and
>Incurable.
> In the first they should be treated until cured before
>release.
> In the latter they should simply be put down.
>

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[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:27:50 GMT, "whogoes" >
wrote:

>Yeh and I get his posts as well and I just ignore them. Yep.. ignore
>them.... huge effort required by everyone.

I killfile him, then he changes things and jumps back out. He's a
childish ****** who needs to be put down.

>As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're advocating
>"giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies designed to further
>his paranoia.

Hopefully he'll reach the point of no return and have a nervous
breakdown.

>Its to hope you or anyone in your family never suffer from
>schizophrenia or paranioa.

I certainly wouldn't let them on the internet.

>I can just imagine your outrage if some strangers
>came to your relatives door and "asskicked" them because of the
>inconvenience their errant behaviour caused to their newsgroup browsing.
>Get a ****ing life and grow up.

That guy is long past help. He shouldn't be loose.
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Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:27:50 GMT, "whogoes" >
> wrote:
>
>> Yeh and I get his posts as well and I just ignore them. Yep.. ignore
>> them.... huge effort required by everyone.
>
> I killfile him, then he changes things and jumps back out. He's a
> childish ****** who needs to be put down.
>
>> As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're advocating
>> "giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies designed to further
>> his paranoia.
>
> Hopefully he'll reach the point of no return and have a nervous
> breakdown.
>
>> Its to hope you or anyone in your family never suffer from
>> schizophrenia or paranioa.
>
> I certainly wouldn't let them on the internet.
>
>> I can just imagine your outrage if some strangers
>> came to your relatives door and "asskicked" them because of the
>> inconvenience their errant behaviour caused to their newsgroup browsing.
>> Get a ****ing life and grow up.
>
> That guy is long past help. He shouldn't be loose.
He comes, he goes. When he's gone he's more than likely committed or in
jail for some time. No big deal.

He's a known poster, easy to ignore with his well marked postings. If
you filter out "MI5" in the subject area, you'll never see them again,
no matter how many times he/she changes their addy.
He SPAMs more groups than you can imagine.

[Mike the Brewer[_2_]]

|
| He's a known poster, easy to ignore with his well marked postings. If
| you filter out "MI5" in the subject area, you'll never see them again,
| no matter how many times he/she changes their addy.
| He SPAMs more groups than you can imagine.

Just try filtering out 'MI5' and see what happens...........he inserts
various punctuation marks and spaces
joins 'MI5 to 'Persecution' with the same and no space........and puts
spaces in that word at various points.
I have attempted to build a message rule using those but you would need
hundreds of combinations.

Anyway....we should now close this string since our deliberations are
imposing on groups not related to
this subject and want to view the fine material that these are intended
for.

[J a c k[_2_]]

whogoes wrote:

> As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're advocating
> "giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies designed to further
> his paranoia.

How about lethal injection? Shouldn't spamming be a capital offense?


JAck

[Grumpy AuContraire[_2_]]

Dave Kearton wrote:

> jc wrote:
>
>>>On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>>area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>
>>>>Dean
>>>
>>>That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>>Cheers,
>>>jc
>
>
>
>
>
> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he gets
> his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the police to
> collect all posts that refer to him.
>
>


They better not show up at my doorstep... We's got guns in Texas!

JT

[Grumpy AuContraire[_2_]]

J a c k wrote:

> whogoes wrote:
>
>> As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're
>> advocating "giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies
>> designed to further his paranoia.
>
>
> How about lethal injection? Shouldn't spamming be a capital offense?
>
>
> JAck


Lethal injection would be far too kind.

Tied spread eagled on a Texas fireant mound would be more appropriate
and I'll be please to do the tyin' should any of you delivery him here...

JT

(Who lives in the land of ample rope...)

[Bob Harrington]

"Dave Kearton" > wrote in
:

> jc wrote:
>>> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>> area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>
>>>> Dean
>>>
>>> That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>> Cheers,
>>> jc
>
>
>
>
> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he
> gets his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the
> police to collect all posts that refer to him.

I've read a few of his posts, and he really is one badly dented
individual.

That said, one does find oneself kinda hoping MI5 really ~is~ after him...

[Bob Harrington]

"Glenn" > wrote in
:

>
> "Dave Kearton" > wrote in message
> ...
>> jc wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>>> area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>>
>>>>> Dean
>>>>
>>>> That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>>> Cheers,
>>>> jc
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he
>> gets his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the
>> police to collect all posts that refer to him.
>>
>>
> yeah but doesn't the authorities turn a blind eye to any threats
> posted on the forums.
> refering of course to the threats against australia by the dumb french
> loonie on
> the Aus aviation forum

Sir Trucard actually posted the other day in a sci group asking what was
wrong with the MI5 fellow. Several of us were injured falling off our
chairs...

[Bob Harrington]

Grumpy AuContraire > wrote in
:

>
>
> Dave Kearton wrote:
>
>> jc wrote:
>>
>>>>On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>>>area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>>
>>>>>Dean
>>>>
>>>>That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>>>Cheers,
>>>>jc
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he
>> gets his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the
>> police to collect all posts that refer to him.
>>
>>
>
>
> They better not show up at my doorstep... We's got guns in Texas!
>
> JT

Er... so's da fuzz...

[Grumpy AuContraire[_2_]]

Bob Harrington wrote:
> Grumpy AuContraire > wrote in
> :
>
>
>>
>>Dave Kearton wrote:
>>
>>
>>>jc wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>>>>area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dean
>>>>>
>>>>>That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>>>>Cheers,
>>>>>jc
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he
>>>gets his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the
>>>police to collect all posts that refer to him.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>They better not show up at my doorstep... We's got guns in Texas!
>>
>>JT
>
>
> Er... so's da fuzz...
>
>



Ah shud be rewahded I tell ya!!

JT

[Dean A. Markley]

whogoes wrote:
> Yeh and I get his posts as well and I just ignore them. Yep.. ignore
> them.... huge effort required by everyone.
> As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're advocating
> "giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies designed to further
> his paranoia. Its to hope you or anyone in your family never suffer from
> schizophrenia or paranioa. I can just imagine your outrage if some strangers
> came to your relatives door and "asskicked" them because of the
> inconvenience their errant behaviour caused to their newsgroup browsing.
> Get a ****ing life and grow up.
>
>
That's strong tlk for someone who won't post under a real name.

[redc1c4]

"Dean A. Markley" wrote:

(snipage occurs)

> That's strong tlk for someone who won't post under a real name.

so, what's your *real* name?

redc1c4,
(who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
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considerable watching."

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[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:11:07 -0800, redc1c4
> wrote:

>"Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>
>(snipage occurs)
>
>> That's strong tlk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>
>so, what's your *real* name?
>
>redc1c4,
>(who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)

What makes you think he isn't real?
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[Dean A. Markley]

redc1c4 wrote:
> "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>
> (snipage occurs)
>
>> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>
> so, what's your *real* name?
>
> redc1c4,
> (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)

My real name is right there as plain as day, red.

[tankfixer]

In article >,
says...
> redc1c4 wrote:
> > "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
> >
> > (snipage occurs)
> >
> >> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
> >
> > so, what's your *real* name?
> >
> > redc1c4,
> > (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>
> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.

How do you know it's your real name ?

[Peter Hucker[_2_]]

On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 12:38:20 -0800, tankfixer
> wrote:

>In article >,
says...
>> redc1c4 wrote:
>> > "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>> >
>> > (snipage occurs)
>> >
>> >> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>> >
>> > so, what's your *real* name?
>> >
>> > redc1c4,
>> > (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>>
>> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.
>
>How do you know it's your real name ?

Don't be so cruel, he doesn't know he was adopted.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you pick up anything with that?

[whogoes]

Ian Whitehouse... shrugs shoulders

"Dean A. Markley" > wrote in message
...
> whogoes wrote:
>> Yeh and I get his posts as well and I just ignore them. Yep.. ignore
>> them.... huge effort required by everyone.
>> As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're advocating
>> "giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies designed to
>> further his paranoia. Its to hope you or anyone in your family never
>> suffer from schizophrenia or paranioa. I can just imagine your outrage if
>> some strangers came to your relatives door and "asskicked" them because
>> of the inconvenience their errant behaviour caused to their newsgroup
>> browsing.
>> Get a ****ing life and grow up.
>>
>>
> That's strong tlk for someone who won't post under a real name.

[Dean A. Markley]

tankfixer wrote:
> In article >,
> says...
>> redc1c4 wrote:
>>> "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>>>
>>> (snipage occurs)
>>>
>>>> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>>> so, what's your *real* name?
>>>
>>> redc1c4,
>>> (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.
>
> How do you know it's your real name ?

Cause I looked at my drivers license, silly!!

Dean

[Dean A. Markley]

whogoes wrote:
> Ian Whitehouse... shrugs shoulders
>
> "Dean A. Markley" > wrote in message
> ...
>> whogoes wrote:
>>> Yeh and I get his posts as well and I just ignore them. Yep.. ignore
>>> them.... huge effort required by everyone.
>>> As if this guy doesnt have enough problems of his own you're advocating
>>> "giving him an asskicking" or baiting him with replies designed to
>>> further his paranoia. Its to hope you or anyone in your family never
>>> suffer from schizophrenia or paranioa. I can just imagine your outrage if
>>> some strangers came to your relatives door and "asskicked" them because
>>> of the inconvenience their errant behaviour caused to their newsgroup
>>> browsing.
>>> Get a ****ing life and grow up.
>>>
>>>
>> That's strong tlk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>
>
Thanks Ian, I'll drop it if you will, deal?

[tankfixer]

In article >,
says...
> tankfixer wrote:
> > In article >,
> > says...
> >> redc1c4 wrote:
> >>> "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
> >>>
> >>> (snipage occurs)
> >>>
> >>>> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
> >>> so, what's your *real* name?
> >>>
> >>> redc1c4,
> >>> (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
> >> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.
> >
> > How do you know it's your real name ?
>
> Cause I looked at my drivers license, silly!!

Right, like that means anything.
Some states have been handing them out like candy...

[Glenn[_2_]]

"Bob Harrington" > wrote in message
...
> "Glenn" > wrote in
> :
>
>>
>> "Dave Kearton" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> jc wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>>>> area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dean
>>>>>
>>>>> That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>>>> Cheers,
>>>>> jc
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he
>>> gets his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the
>>> police to collect all posts that refer to him.
>>>
>>>
>> yeah but doesn't the authorities turn a blind eye to any threats
>> posted on the forums.
>> refering of course to the threats against australia by the dumb french
>> loonie on
>> the Aus aviation forum
>
> Sir Trucard actually posted the other day in a sci group asking what was
> wrong with the MI5 fellow. Several of us were injured falling off our
> chairs...
>

I guess he has to change track now after his threats to dry our dams seems
to be swinging the other way

[Glenn[_2_]]

"Bob Harrington" > wrote in message
...
> "Dave Kearton" > wrote in
> :
>
>> jc wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>>> area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>>
>>>>> Dean
>>>>
>>>> That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>>> Cheers,
>>>> jc
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if he
>> gets his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for the
>> police to collect all posts that refer to him.
>
> I've read a few of his posts, and he really is one badly dented
> individual.
>
> That said, one does find oneself kinda hoping MI5 really ~is~ after him...

If he changes his name to Bin Laden, they'll stop looking for him.
Then the pakistani's will defend him by saying he isn't hidin in our country
But of course, if he was to be killed in pakistan, then that's his own fault
for hitting his head
>

[Glenn[_2_]]

"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
...
> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:11:07 -0800, redc1c4
> > wrote:
>
>>"Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>>
>>(snipage occurs)
>>
>>> That's strong tlk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>>
>>so, what's your *real* name?
>>
>>redc1c4,
>>(who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>
> What makes you think he isn't real?
I cn't see him, so at this point he's just a figment of the matrix.

[Glenn[_2_]]

"Dean A. Markley" > wrote in message
...
> redc1c4 wrote:
>> "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>>
>> (snipage occurs)
>>
>>> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>>
>> so, what's your *real* name?
>>
>> redc1c4,
>> (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>
> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.

OK, as I read this it's night.
I'm so confused

[Glenn[_2_]]

"tankfixer" > wrote in message
.. .
> In article >,
> says...
>> redc1c4 wrote:
>> > "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>> >
>> > (snipage occurs)
>> >
>> >> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>> >
>> > so, what's your *real* name?
>> >
>> > redc1c4,
>> > (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>>
>> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.
>
> How do you know it's your real name ?

Yeah good point.
True story, I have not always been a Glenn Alderton
Not many people know that :-) Well now they do

[Glenn[_2_]]

"tankfixer" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> says...
>> tankfixer wrote:
>> > In article >,
>> > says...
>> >> redc1c4 wrote:
>> >>> "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> (snipage occurs)
>> >>>
>> >>>> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>> >>> so, what's your *real* name?
>> >>>
>> >>> redc1c4,
>> >>> (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>> >> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.
>> >
>> > How do you know it's your real name ?
>>
>> Cause I looked at my drivers license, silly!!
>
> Right, like that means anything.
> Some states have been handing them out like candy...

Some crooks too ;-)

[Bob Harrington]

"Glenn" > wrote in
:

>
> "Bob Harrington" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Dave Kearton" > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> jc wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:48:17 -0500, "Dean A. Markley"
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> There's NOTHING professional about him. Can't some of our London
>>>>>> area posters track him down and give him a royal asskicking?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dean
>>>>>
>>>>> That is an excellent idea. I'd contribute to that cause!
>>>>> Cheers,
>>>>> jc
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Just bearing in mind - of course - that the guy is a loonie and if
>>> he gets his ticket punched, it's a relatively simple process, for
>>> the police to collect all posts that refer to him.
>>
>> I've read a few of his posts, and he really is one badly dented
>> individual.
>>
>> That said, one does find oneself kinda hoping MI5 really ~is~ after
>> him...
>
> If he changes his name to Bin Laden, they'll stop looking for him.
> Then the pakistani's will defend him by saying he isn't hidin in our
> country But of course, if he was to be killed in pakistan, then that's
> his own fault for hitting his head

"Honest, your Honor! He fell off his chair and landed on a bullet. Five
times..."

[Bob Harrington]

"Glenn" > wrote in news:47820b71$1
@news.velocitynet.com.au:

>
> "Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:11:07 -0800, redc1c4
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>"Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>>>
>>>(snipage occurs)
>>>
>>>> That's strong tlk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>>>
>>>so, what's your *real* name?
>>>
>>>redc1c4,
>>>(who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>>
>> What makes you think he isn't real?
>
> I cn't see him, so at this point he's just a figment of the matrix.

Mmmm... Fig Newtons of the Matrix...

[Dean A. Markley]

tankfixer wrote:
> In article >,
> says...
>> tankfixer wrote:
>>> In article >,
>>> says...
>>>> redc1c4 wrote:
>>>>> "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> (snipage occurs)
>>>>>
>>>>>> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>>>>> so, what's your *real* name?
>>>>>
>>>>> redc1c4,
>>>>> (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>>>> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.
>>> How do you know it's your real name ?
>> Cause I looked at my drivers license, silly!!
>
> Right, like that means anything.
> Some states have been handing them out like candy...
Ahhh, some states may but...I work in anti-counterfeiting solutions and
my company supplies certain secret items used in a lot of state IDs.
While the states may hand them out like candy, they can be checked for
authenticity by most state police. How? I can't say. Now if state
goverments hand them out will-nilly, that's not my fault.

[Dean A. Markley]

Glenn wrote:
>
> "Dean A. Markley" > wrote in message
> ...
>> redc1c4 wrote:
>>> "Dean A. Markley" wrote:
>>>
>>> (snipage occurs)
>>>
>>>> That's strong talk for someone who won't post under a real name.
>>>
>>> so, what's your *real* name?
>>>
>>> redc1c4,
>>> (who's known far & wide IRL as "red". %-)
>>
>> My real name is right there as plain as day, red.
>
> OK, as I read this it's night.
> I'm so confused
Well yeah Glenn, there's the problem! Wait until day to read it!