Dave LaPrise
January 29th 08, 08:48 PM
Lunch this week is at Bay fish and chips one block north of Mathilda on
El Camino. It's in the corner of the shopping center on the left side
of the road. I'll meet you inside at the usual time, etc.
Scheduling by Four Kittens Inc. Web Page - KittensRus.com E-Mail
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US Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the
typical civics presentation to the class, he announces, "All right, boys
and girls, you can all ask me questions now."
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.
Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and Ashcroft says,
"I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me
questions."
A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five
questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? and
5. Where's Bobby?"
El Camino. It's in the corner of the shopping center on the left side
of the road. I'll meet you inside at the usual time, etc.
Scheduling by Four Kittens Inc. Web Page - KittensRus.com E-Mail
Kittens@Cat Mail.net
US Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the
typical civics presentation to the class, he announces, "All right, boys
and girls, you can all ask me questions now."
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.
Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and Ashcroft says,
"I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me
questions."
A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five
questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? and
5. Where's Bobby?"