FAA out of control

[TheTruth[_2_]]

According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.

http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/

[terry]

On Mar 12, 7:08*am, TheTruth > wrote:
> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>
> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/

I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in it.
it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut covering,
the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
upholstery too.
Terry

[TheTruth[_2_]]

terry wrote:
> On Mar 12, 7:08 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
>> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
>> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>>
>> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/
>
> I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in it.
> it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
> I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut covering,
> the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
> upholstery too.
> Terry

Cracks like this??

http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html

Do you carry hundreds of people near supersonic speed at
FL35 several times a day?

I doubt it.

Apples and Oranges

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

TheTruth > wrote in :

> terry wrote:
>> On Mar 12, 7:08 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>>> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
>>> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
>>> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>>>
>>> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/
>>
>> I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in it.
>> it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
>> I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut covering,
>> the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
>> upholstery too.
>> Terry
>
> Cracks like this??
>
> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>
> Do you carry hundreds of people near supersonic speed at
> FL35 several times a day?


Yep.


Bertie

[Gig 601XL Builder[_2_]]

TheTruth wrote:

> Cracks like this??
>
> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>

Is it your position that that aircraft flew in that condition?

[Dudley Henriques[_2_]]

TheTruth wrote:
> terry wrote:
>> On Mar 12, 7:08 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>>> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
>>> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
>>> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>>>
>>> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/
>>
>> I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in it.
>> it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
>> I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut covering,
>> the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
>> upholstery too.
>> Terry
>
> Cracks like this??
>
> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>
> Do you carry hundreds of people near supersonic speed at
> FL35 several times a day?
>
> I doubt it.
>
> Apples and Oranges

Not that I'm any great fan of the FAA, but I think someone took a bit of
literary license in using that photo to depict th SW situation.
I tend to believe the first officer just might have brought this damage
to the Captain's attention as he did the preflight on this bird :-))



--
Dudley Henriques

[TheTruth[_2_]]

Gig 601XL Builder wrote:
> TheTruth wrote:
>
>> Cracks like this??
>>
>> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>>
>
> Is it your position that that aircraft flew in that condition?

I doubt it flew very far

[TheTruth[_2_]]

Airbus wrote:
> In article >, says...
>>
>> terry wrote:
>>> On Mar 12, 7:08 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>>>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>>>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>>>> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
>>>> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
>>>> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>>>>
>>>> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/
>>> I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in it.
>>> it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
>>> I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut covering,
>>> the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
>>> upholstery too.
>>> Terry
>> Cracks like this??
>>
>> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>>
>
> Those are not cracks, but crumpled and shredded metal.
> I'm afraid "Mr Truth" is anything but.
> His logic has cracks in it. Has cracks in it. Has cracks in it.
>
Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard

[Eeyore[_2_]]

TheTruth wrote:

> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
> day - had cracks in them.

Were they *dangerous* cracks though ?


Graham

[Eeyore[_2_]]

TheTruth wrote:

> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard

Errr ... NO.

Graham

[Eeyore[_2_]]

TheTruth wrote:

> Cracks like this??
>
> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html

Photoshop ?

Graham

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

Eeyore > wrote in
:

>
>
> TheTruth wrote:
>
>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>
> Errr ... NO.
>


Planespotting fjukkkwit.


Bertie
>
>
>

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

Eeyore > wrote in
:

>
>
> TheTruth wrote:
>
>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>> day - had cracks in them.
>
> Were they *dangerous* cracks though ?



How th e**** would you know, planespotter?

Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

Eeyore > wrote in
:

>
>
> TheTruth wrote:
>
>> Cracks like this??
>>
>> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>
> Photoshop


Nettttkoppp?


Bertie

[Eeyore[_2_]]

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

> Eeyore > wrote
> > TheTruth wrote:
> >
> >> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
> >
> > Errr ... NO.
> >
>
> Planespotting fjukkkwit.

You're SO predictable Bertie ! Like a wind-up toy.

To quote you, "God I love Usenet".

Graham

[WingFlaps]

On Mar 12, 9:08*am, TheTruth > wrote:
> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them.

Yep, every passenger brought a crack on board...

Cheers

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Eeyore > wrote in
:

>
>
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>
>> Eeyore > wrote
>> > TheTruth wrote:
>> >
>> >> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>> >
>> > Errr ... NO.
>> >
>>
>> Planespotting fjukkkwit.
>
> You're SO predictable Bertie ! Like a wind-up toy.

Bwawhahwahw!

Becasue I post the sanme thig to you every time?

It's because you are unoriginal and there's nothing else to say about you.


>
> To quote you, "God I love Usenet".


See>? Unoriginal.


Bertie

[Airbus[_4_]]

In article >, says...
>
>
>terry wrote:
>> On Mar 12, 7:08 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>>> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
>>> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
>>> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>>>
>>> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/
>>
>> I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in it.
>> it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
>> I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut covering,
>> the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
>> upholstery too.
>> Terry
>
>Cracks like this??
>
>http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>

Those are not cracks, but crumpled and shredded metal.
I'm afraid "Mr Truth" is anything but.
His logic has cracks in it. Has cracks in it. Has cracks in it.

[Kingfish]

On Mar 12, 2:10*am, TheTruth > wrote:

> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>

Using a photo of a SWA 737 that has obviously been involved in some
sort of incident (probably ran off a runway somewhere) and trying to
attribute its condition to small cracks in the fuse is the stupidest
thing I've ever seen. Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
complete horse sh!t.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

TheTruth > wrote in :

> Airbus wrote:
>> In article >, says...
>>>
>>> terry wrote:
>>>> On Mar 12, 7:08 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>>>>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>>>>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>>>>> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
>>>>> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
>>>>> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>>>>>
>>>>> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/
>>>> I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in
it.
>>>> it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
>>>> I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut
covering,
>>>> the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
>>>> upholstery too.
>>>> Terry
>>> Cracks like this??
>>>
>>> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>>>
>>
>> Those are not cracks, but crumpled and shredded metal.
>> I'm afraid "Mr Truth" is anything but.
>> His logic has cracks in it. Has cracks in it. Has cracks in it.
>>
> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard


Much the same as your crumpled brain.



Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

Kingfish > wrote in news:3699a115-1a89-409f-b2a2-
:

> On Mar 12, 2:10*am, TheTruth > wrote:
>
>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>
>
> Using a photo of a SWA 737 that has obviously been involved in some
> sort of incident (probably ran off a runway somewhere) and trying to
> attribute its condition to small cracks in the fuse is the stupidest
> thing I've ever seen. Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
> complete horse sh!t.

Might have been the one that went into the gas station in california.

Bertie

[B A R R Y[_2_]]

Kingfish wrote:
> On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>
>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>
>
> Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
> complete horse sh!t.

SWA grounded 44 planes today.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html

[TheTruth[_2_]]

B A R R Y wrote:
> Kingfish wrote:
>> On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>
>>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>>
>>
>> Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
>> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
>> complete horse sh!t.
>
> SWA grounded 44 planes today.
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html

It's always AFTER the fact with the tombstone agency FAA

The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them in
the ass

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

TheTruth > wrote in :

> B A R R Y wrote:
>> Kingfish wrote:
>>> On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>>>
>>>
>>> Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
>>> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
>>> complete horse sh!t.
>>
>> SWA grounded 44 planes today.
>>
>> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html
>
> It's always AFTER the fact with the tombstone agency FAA

What, those 44 airplanes had accidents?


Learn a language. Pick something easy.


Bertie

[Kingfish]

On Mar 12, 3:06*pm, B A R R Y > wrote:
> Kingfish wrote:
> > On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>
> >> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>
> > *Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
> > and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
> > complete horse sh!t.
>
> SWA grounded 44 planes today.
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html

I read about it earlier today. I was referring to the photo of a beat-
up SWA 737 on the weblink that nitwit "TheTruth" posted. That photo
had absolutely nothing to do with any undiscovered cracks in older
737s, and was very deceptive to say the least.

[TheTruth[_2_]]

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> TheTruth > wrote in :
>
>> B A R R Y wrote:
>>> Kingfish wrote:
>>>> On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>>>>
>>>> Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
>>>> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
>>>> complete horse sh!t.
>>> SWA grounded 44 planes today.
>>>
>>> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html
>> It's always AFTER the fact with the tombstone agency FAA
>
> What, those 44 airplanes had accidents?
>
>
> Learn a language. Pick something easy.
>
>
> Bertie

The whistle-blowers say "FAA managers" knew about the lapse
in safety at Southwest, but decided to allow the airline to
conduct the safety checks on a slower schedule because
taking "aircraft out of service would have disrupted
Southwest Airlines' flight schedule."

[TheTruth[_2_]]

Kingfish wrote:
> On Mar 12, 3:06 pm, B A R R Y > wrote:
>> Kingfish wrote:
>>> On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>> Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
>>> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
>>> complete horse sh!t.
>> SWA grounded 44 planes today.
>>
>> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html
>
> I read about it earlier today. I was referring to the photo of a beat-
> up SWA 737 on the weblink that nitwit "TheTruth" posted. That photo
> had absolutely nothing to do with any undiscovered cracks in older
> 737s, and was very deceptive to say the least.

Nothing to do with it? How do you know?

[Gig 601XL Builder[_2_]]

TheTruth wrote:
> B A R R Y wrote:
>> Kingfish wrote:
>>> On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>>>
>>>
>>> Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
>>> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
>>> complete horse sh!t.
>>
>> SWA grounded 44 planes today.
>>
>> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html
>
> It's always AFTER the fact with the tombstone agency FAA
>
> The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them in the ass

Has there been a SW accident that I haven't heard of?

[WhenWillItEnd?]

Gig 601XL Builder wrote:
> TheTruth wrote:
>> B A R R Y wrote:
>>> Kingfish wrote:
>>>> On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
>>>> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
>>>> complete horse sh!t.
>>>
>>> SWA grounded 44 planes today.
>>>
>>> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html
>>
>> It's always AFTER the fact with the tombstone agency FAA
>>
>> The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them in the ass
>
> Has there been a SW accident that I haven't heard of?

not yet. Thank god

[Gig 601XL Builder[_2_]]

Neil Gould wrote:
> Recently, TheTruth > posted:
>> The whistle-blowers say "FAA managers" knew about the lapse
>> in safety at Southwest, but decided to allow the airline to
>> conduct the safety checks on a slower schedule because
>> taking "aircraft out of service would have disrupted
>> Southwest Airlines' flight schedule."
>>
> Two major opposing trends in current government are deregulation and
> increased bureaucracy. The past 20 years or so have largely gone towards
> deregulation, with the entirely predictable outcomes such as those that we
> are seeing in industry, where hazardous products designed by US companies
> are foisted on the public and the blame goes to the Chinese manufacturers
> that followed spec; in our food chain, where cattle too sick to walk are
> shoved into the processors with fork lifts; and in our infrastructure,
> where bridges just collapse. "FAA managers" have no more control over
> these circumstances than any other governmental office with oversight
> responsibility that has been gutted to reduce spending. Sooner or later,
> people might wake up to the fact that this approach just doesn't work. Or
> not.
>
> Neil
>
>
>
And the period of increased regulation only lasted about 20 years before
that. Of course there are those of us that don't expect the government
to be our nanny.

[WhenWillItEnd?]

Gig 601XL Builder wrote:
> Neil Gould wrote:
>> Recently, TheTruth > posted:
>>> The whistle-blowers say "FAA managers" knew about the lapse
>>> in safety at Southwest, but decided to allow the airline to
>>> conduct the safety checks on a slower schedule because
>>> taking "aircraft out of service would have disrupted
>>> Southwest Airlines' flight schedule."
>>>
>> Two major opposing trends in current government are deregulation and
>> increased bureaucracy. The past 20 years or so have largely gone towards
>> deregulation, with the entirely predictable outcomes such as those
>> that we
>> are seeing in industry, where hazardous products designed by US companies
>> are foisted on the public and the blame goes to the Chinese manufacturers
>> that followed spec; in our food chain, where cattle too sick to walk are
>> shoved into the processors with fork lifts; and in our infrastructure,
>> where bridges just collapse. "FAA managers" have no more control over
>> these circumstances than any other governmental office with oversight
>> responsibility that has been gutted to reduce spending. Sooner or later,
>> people might wake up to the fact that this approach just doesn't work. Or
>> not.
>>
>> Neil
>>
>>
>>
> And the period of increased regulation only lasted about 20 years before
> that. Of course there are those of us that don't expect the government
> to be our nanny.

Government gutted to protract a war in the Middle East that
is bankrupting our country in favor of big oil and the
military industrial complex with no clear definition of
victory or what victory really is.

Much like the Roman Empire before it collapsed

[Neil Gould]

Recently, TheTruth > posted:
>
> The whistle-blowers say "FAA managers" knew about the lapse
> in safety at Southwest, but decided to allow the airline to
> conduct the safety checks on a slower schedule because
> taking "aircraft out of service would have disrupted
> Southwest Airlines' flight schedule."
>
Two major opposing trends in current government are deregulation and
increased bureaucracy. The past 20 years or so have largely gone towards
deregulation, with the entirely predictable outcomes such as those that we
are seeing in industry, where hazardous products designed by US companies
are foisted on the public and the blame goes to the Chinese manufacturers
that followed spec; in our food chain, where cattle too sick to walk are
shoved into the processors with fork lifts; and in our infrastructure,
where bridges just collapse. "FAA managers" have no more control over
these circumstances than any other governmental office with oversight
responsibility that has been gutted to reduce spending. Sooner or later,
people might wake up to the fact that this approach just doesn't work. Or
not.

Neil

[Roger[_4_]]

On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:48:10 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip >
wrote:

>TheTruth > wrote in :
>
>> Airbus wrote:
>>> In article >, says...
>>>>
>>>> terry wrote:
>>>>> On Mar 12, 7:08 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>>>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>>>>>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>>>>>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>>>>>> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
>>>>>> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
>>>>>> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/
>>>>> I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in
>it.
>>>>> it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
>>>>> I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut
>covering,
>>>>> the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
>>>>> upholstery too.
>>>>> Terry
>>>> Cracks like this??
>>>>
>>>> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>>>>
>>>
>>> Those are not cracks, but crumpled and shredded metal.
>>> I'm afraid "Mr Truth" is anything but.
>>> His logic has cracks in it. Has cracks in it. Has cracks in it.
>>>
>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard

That crumpled metal looks more like the results of a very hard
landing.

>
>
>Much the same as your crumpled brain.
>
>
>
>Bertie
Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com

[[email protected]]

On Mar 12, 5:07 am, WingFlaps > wrote:

> Yep, every passenger brought a crack on board...
>
> Cheers

http://colourtechgroup.blogspot.com/2007/02/crack-in-airplane-windowunbelievable.html

[Kingfish]

On Mar 12, 4:29*pm, TheTruth > wrote:

> > I read about it earlier today. I was referring to the photo of a beat-
> > up SWA 737 on the weblink that nitwit "TheTruth" posted. That photo
> > had absolutely nothing to do with any undiscovered cracks in older
> > 737s, and was very deceptive to say the least.
>
> Nothing to do with it? How do you know?
>

The issue with the SWA jets is the late inspections for fuselage
cracks that form around the windows from the repeated pressurization
cycles. These inspections apply to their older 737-300 aircraft which
first entered service in 1984. The photo of the 737 on that weblink
you posted shows damage completely unrelated to metal fatigue. That
airplane was involved in an incident where it went off the end of a
runway and was damaged. As I said before, completely unrelated.

[WingFlaps]

On Mar 13, 3:46*pm, wrote:
> On Mar 12, 5:07 am, WingFlaps > wrote:
>
> > Yep, every passenger brought a crack on board...
>
> > Cheers
>
> http://colourtechgroup.blogspot.com/2007/02/crack-in-airplane-windowu...

These?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsOzgM5vuDQ

Cheers

[Rich Ahrens[_2_]]

Airbus wrote:
> In article >, says...
>>
>> terry wrote:
>>> On Mar 12, 7:08 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>> According to press reports to date, no less than 6, perhaps
>>>> more, commercial jet aircraft potentially carrying hundreds
>>>> of passengers per trip and sometimes on multiple trips per
>>>> day - had cracks in them. Had cracks in them. And people at
>>>> the FAA, and Southwest, knew it. And the planes had cracks
>>>> in them. And the flights continued thereafter, nonetheless.
>>>>
>>>> http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com/
>>> I bet every plane you have ever flown in would have had cracks in it.
>>> it doesnt necessarily mean it is not safe.
>>> I fly a 30 year old Cessna, it has cracks in the wing strut covering,
>>> the wheel fairings, the engine cowling. There are cracks in the
>>> upholstery too.
>>> Terry
>> Cracks like this??
>>
>> http://themainbang.typepad.com/blog/2008/03/sorry--.html
>>
>
> Those are not cracks, but crumpled and shredded metal.
> I'm afraid "Mr Truth" is anything but.
> His logic has cracks in it. Has cracks in it. Has cracks in it.

More like he has crack in him.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

TheTruth > wrote in :

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> TheTruth > wrote in news:5YVBj.134$E42.66
@newsfe02.lga:
>>
>>> B A R R Y wrote:
>>>> Kingfish wrote:
>>>>> On Mar 12, 2:10 am, TheTruth > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Crumpled metal begins as a crack Mr. Wizard
>>>>>>
>>>>> Anybody with any sort of knowledge in this area,
>>>>> and not just some ignorant conspiracy-minded kook, knows this is
>>>>> complete horse sh!t.
>>>> SWA grounded 44 planes today.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/southwest.airlines/index.html
>>> It's always AFTER the fact with the tombstone agency FAA
>>
>> What, those 44 airplanes had accidents?
>>
>>
>> Learn a language. Pick something easy.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> The whistle-blowers say "FAA managers" knew about the lapse
> in safety at Southwest, but decided to allow the airline to
> conduct the safety checks on a slower schedule because
> taking "aircraft out of service would have disrupted
> Southwest Airlines' flight schedule."
>

Apparently the language you picked is a sort of "pidgeon bull****"



Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

TheTruth > wrote in :



>
> The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them in
> the ass

Nobody would, It's not a word.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

Roger > wrote in
:

> On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:48:10 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip >
> wrote:
>
>>
> That crumpled metal looks more like the results of a very hard
> landing.
>

Yeah, maybe a partial wheels up or something.

Bertie

[Eeyore[_2_]]

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

> TheTruth > wrote
> >
> > The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them in
> > the ass
>
> Nobody would, It's not a word.
>
> Bertie

Bwahahahahahahaa

pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
–adjective
serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected occurrence or
situation, esp. a negative or difficult one; anticipatory: proactive
measures against crime.
[Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]

MORON !

[Neil Gould]

Recently, Gig 601XL Builder > posted:

> Neil Gould wrote:
>> Recently, TheTruth > posted:
>>> The whistle-blowers say "FAA managers" knew about the lapse
>>> in safety at Southwest, but decided to allow the airline to
>>> conduct the safety checks on a slower schedule because
>>> taking "aircraft out of service would have disrupted
>>> Southwest Airlines' flight schedule."
>>>
>> Two major opposing trends in current government are deregulation and
>> increased bureaucracy. The past 20 years or so have largely gone
>> towards deregulation, with the entirely predictable outcomes such as
>> those that we are seeing in industry, where hazardous products
>> designed by US companies are foisted on the public and the blame
>> goes to the Chinese manufacturers that followed spec; in our food
>> chain, where cattle too sick to walk are shoved into the processors
>> with fork lifts; and in our infrastructure, where bridges just
>> collapse. "FAA managers" have no more control over these
>> circumstances than any other governmental office with oversight
>> responsibility that has been gutted to reduce spending. Sooner or
>> later, people might wake up to the fact that this approach just
>> doesn't work. Or not.
>>
>>
> And the period of increased regulation only lasted about 20 years
> before that. Of course there are those of us that don't expect the
> government to be our nanny.
>
That is apparently not the perspective of those who complain about the
unavoidable consequences of deregulation. Of course, there are those that
lack any notion of "the common good", as well, even though it is all but
impossible to live a self-sufficient life in this country.

Neil

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Eeyore > wrote in
:

>
>
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>
>> TheTruth > wrote
>> >
>> > The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them in
>> > the ass
>>
>> Nobody would, It's not a word.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Bwahahahahahahaa
>
> pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
> –adjective
> serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
> occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
> anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
> [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
>
> MORON !


It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like you make.


When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

WhenWillItEnd? > wrote in
:

>
>
> Much like the Roman Empire before it collapsed


Yoou could be right. I seem to remember reading thatg the Roman empire was
riddled with kooks shrieking inanaities that nobody cared about in it's
last days.



Bertie

[Steve Leyland]

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bertie
the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Eeyore > wrote in
: :
:
: :
: :
: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
: :
: : : TheTruth > wrote
: : : :
: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them in
: : : : the ass
: : :
: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
: : :
: : : Bertie
: :
: : Bwahahahahahahaa
: :
: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
: : –adjective
: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
: : anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
: :
: : MORON !
:
:
: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like you
: make.
:
:
: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?

poor graham never learns.

:
:
: Bertie

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kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
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And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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meow

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Steve Leyland" > wrote in
:

> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
Bertie
> the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
>: Eeyore > wrote in
>: :
>:
>: :
>: :
>: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>: :
>: : : TheTruth > wrote
>: : : :
>: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them in
>: : : : the ass
>: : :
>: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
>: : :
>: : : Bertie
>: :
>: : Bwahahahahahahaa
>: :
>: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
>: : –adjective
>: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
>: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
>: : anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
>: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
>: :
>: : MORON !
>:
>:
>: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like you
>: make.
>:
>:
>: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?
>
> poor graham never learns

Bless him


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

§ñühw¤£f > wrote in
news:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:

> On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
> Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> "Steve Leyland" >
>> wrote in :
>>
>> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
>> > called
>> Bertie
>> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
>> > usenet:
>> >
>> >: Eeyore > wrote in
>> >: :
>> >:
>> >: :
>> >: :
>> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> >: :
>> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
>> >: : : :
>> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them
>> >in: : : : the ass
>> >: : :
>> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
>> >: : :
>> >: : : Bertie
>> >: :
>> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
>> >: :
>> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
>> >: : –adjective
>> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
>> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
>> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
>> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
>> >: :
>> >: : MORON !
>> >:
>> >:
>> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like
>> >you: make.
>> >:
>> >:
>> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?
>> >
>> > poor graham never learns
>>
>> Bless him
>>
> Planes are dangerous.


Yes, that's a good thing.

Man was not ment to fly.
> Discuss.
>
But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.


Bertie

[§ñühw¤£f[_2_]]

On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:

> "Steve Leyland" >
> wrote in :
>
> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
> > called
> Bertie
> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
> > usenet:
> >
> >: Eeyore > wrote in
> >: :
> >:
> >: :
> >: :
> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >: :
> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
> >: : : :
> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them
> >in: : : : the ass
> >: : :
> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
> >: : :
> >: : : Bertie
> >: :
> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
> >: :
> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
> >: : –adjective
> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
> >: :
> >: : MORON !
> >:
> >:
> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like
> >you: make.
> >:
> >:
> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?
> >
> > poor graham never learns
>
> Bless him
>
Planes are dangerous. Man was not ment to fly.
Discuss.

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/14/70-percent-of-economists-say-us-in-recession/

[WingFlaps]

On Mar 16, 3:57 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> §ñühw¤£f > wrote innews:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
>
> >> "Steve Leyland" >
> >> wrote :
>
> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
> >> > called
> >> Bertie
> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
> >> > usenet:
>
> >> >: Eeyore > wrote in
> >> :
> >> >:
> >> >: :
> >> >: :
> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >> >: :
> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
> >> >: : : :
> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them
> >> >in: : : : the ass
> >> >: : :
> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
> >> >: : :
> >> >: : : Bertie
> >> >: :
> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
> >> >: :
> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
> >> >: : -adjective
> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
> >> >: : [Origin: 1930-35; pro-1 + active]
> >> >: :
> >> >: : MORON !
> >> >:
> >> >:
> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like
> >> >you: make.
> >> >:
> >> >:
> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?
>
> >> > poor graham never learns
>
> >> Bless him
>
> > Planes are dangerous.
>
> Yes, that's a good thing.
>
> Man was not ment to fly.> Discuss.
>
> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
>

He's got red weals after the whipping you just delivered.

Cheers

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

WingFlaps > wrote in news:e2366d88-30fe-42ac-b671-
:

> On Mar 16, 3:57 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> §ñühw¤£f > wrote innews:20080315085417.0bd
> d93ff@vector:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
>> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
>>
>> >> "Steve Leyland" >
>> >> wrote :
>>
>> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
>> >> > called
>> >> Bertie
>> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
>> >> > usenet:
>>
>> >> >: Eeyore > wrote in
>> >> :
>> >> >:
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
>> >> >: : : :
>> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them
>> >> >in: : : : the ass
>> >> >: : :
>> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
>> >> >: : :
>> >> >: : : Bertie
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
>> >> >: : -adjective
>> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
>> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
>> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
>> >> >: : [Origin: 1930-35; pro-1 + active]
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : MORON !
>> >> >:
>> >> >:
>> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like
>> >> >you: make.
>> >> >:
>> >> >:
>> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?
>>
>> >> > poor graham never learns
>>
>> >> Bless him
>>
>> > Planes are dangerous.
>>
>> Yes, that's a good thing.
>>
>> Man was not ment to fly.> Discuss.
>>
>> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
>>
>
> He's got red weals after the whipping you just delivered.
>
> Cheers
>

Snuhwuf? I kinda doubt it.


Bertie

[§ñühw¤£f[_2_]]

Bertie the Bunyip > clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
> news:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:
>
> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> "Steve Leyland" >
> >> wrote in :
> >>
> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
> >> > called
> >> Bertie
> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
> >> > usenet:
> >> >
> >> >: Eeyore > wrote in
> >> >: :
> >> >:
> >> >: :
> >> >: :
> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >> >: :
> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
> >> >: : : :
> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them
> >> >in: : : : the ass
> >> >: : :
> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
> >> >: : :
> >> >: : : Bertie
> >> >: :
> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
> >> >: :
> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
> >> >: : –adjective
> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
> >> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
> >> >: :
> >> >: : MORON !
> >> >:
> >> >:
> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like
> >> >you: make.
> >> >:
> >> >:
> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?
> >> >
> >> > poor graham never learns
> >>
> >> Bless him
> >>
> > Planes are dangerous.
>
>
> Yes, that's a good thing.
>
YA BLEEDIN ROIT IT IS M8!

> Man was not ment to fly.
> > Discuss.
> >
> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
>
AH BOBS YER UNCLE! MY LORRYS IN THE GARAGE, AGIN.

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[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

(§ñühw¤£f) wrote in news:3I-
:

> Bertie the Bunyip > clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
>> news:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:
>>
>> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
>> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >
>> >> "Steve Leyland" >
>> >> wrote in :
>> >>
>> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
>> >> > called
>> >> Bertie
>> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
>> >> > usenet:
>> >> >
>> >> >: Eeyore > wrote in
>> >> >: :
>> >> >:
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
>> >> >: : : :
>> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit them
>> >> >in: : : : the ass
>> >> >: : :
>> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
>> >> >: : :
>> >> >: : : Bertie
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
>> >> >: : –adjective
>> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected
>> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or difficult one;
>> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures against crime.
>> >> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
>> >> >: :
>> >> >: : MORON !
>> >> >:
>> >> >:
>> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits like
>> >> >you: make.
>> >> >:
>> >> >:
>> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip, spankard?
>> >> >
>> >> > poor graham never learns
>> >>
>> >> Bless him
>> >>
>> > Planes are dangerous.
>>
>>
>> Yes, that's a good thing.
>>
> YA BLEEDIN ROIT IT IS M8!
>
>> Man was not ment to fly.
>> > Discuss.
>> >
>> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
>>
> AH BOBS YER UNCLE! MY LORRYS IN THE GARAGE, AGIN.
>

Your uncle bob has wheels? How does he lubricate the bearings?


bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

§ñühw¤£f > wrote in news:20080316091418.6c927002
@vector:

> On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:58:00 +0000 (UTC)
> Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> (§ñühw¤£f) wrote in news:3I-
>> :
>>
>> > Bertie the Bunyip > clouded the waters of pure thought
>> > with:
>> >> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
>> >> news:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:
>> >>
>> >> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
>> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >> >
>> >> >> "Steve Leyland"
>> >> >> wrote in
>> :> >>
>> >> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
>> >> >> > called
>> >> >> Bertie
>> >> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
>> >> >> > usenet:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >: Eeyore > wrote in
>> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
>> >> >> >: : : :
>> >> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit
>> >them> >> >in: : : : the ass
>> >> >> >: : :
>> >> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
>> >> >> >: : :
>> >> >> >: : : Bertie
>> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
>> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
>> >> >> >: : –adjective
>> >> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an
>> >expected> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or
>> >difficult one;> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures against
>> >crime.> >> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
>> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >: : MORON !
>> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits
>> >like> >> >you: make.
>> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip,
>> >spankard?> >> >
>> >> >> > poor graham never learns
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Bless him
>> >> >>
>> >> > Planes are dangerous.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Yes, that's a good thing.
>> >>
>> > YA BLEEDIN ROIT IT IS M8!
>> >
>> >> Man was not ment to fly.
>> >> > Discuss.
>> >> >
>> >> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
>> >>
>> > AH BOBS YER UNCLE! MY LORRYS IN THE GARAGE, AGIN.
>> >
>>
>> Your uncle bob has wheels? How does he lubricate the bearings?
>>
>>
> He borrowed lady Vetrans ASS WIPING dwarves and re-trained them as
> a nASScar pit crew.
> FYI
>
Excellent. We can't have those types laying about.


Bertie

[§ñühw¤£f[_2_]]

On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:58:00 +0000 (UTC)
Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:

> (§ñühw¤£f) wrote in news:3I-
> :
>
> > Bertie the Bunyip > clouded the waters of pure thought
> > with:
> >> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
> >> news:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:
> >>
> >> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
> >> >
> >> >> "Steve Leyland"
> >> >> wrote in
> :> >>
> >> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
> >> >> > called
> >> >> Bertie
> >> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
> >> >> > usenet:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >: Eeyore > wrote in
> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >:
> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
> >> >> >: : : :
> >> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it bit
> >them> >> >in: : : : the ass
> >> >> >: : :
> >> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
> >> >> >: : :
> >> >> >: : : Bertie
> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
> >> >> >: : –adjective
> >> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an
> >expected> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or
> >difficult one;> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures against
> >crime.> >> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >: : MORON !
> >> >> >:
> >> >> >:
> >> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that fjukkwits
> >like> >> >you: make.
> >> >> >:
> >> >> >:
> >> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip,
> >spankard?> >> >
> >> >> > poor graham never learns
> >> >>
> >> >> Bless him
> >> >>
> >> > Planes are dangerous.
> >>
> >>
> >> Yes, that's a good thing.
> >>
> > YA BLEEDIN ROIT IT IS M8!
> >
> >> Man was not ment to fly.
> >> > Discuss.
> >> >
> >> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
> >>
> > AH BOBS YER UNCLE! MY LORRYS IN THE GARAGE, AGIN.
> >
>
> Your uncle bob has wheels? How does he lubricate the bearings?
>
>
He borrowed lady Vetrans ASS WIPING dwarves and re-trained them as
a nASScar pit crew.
FYI

--
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/031408M.shtml

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

§ñühw¤£f > wrote in news:20080317090350.5e57a736
@vector:

> On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:23:44 +0000 (UTC)
> Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
>> news:20080316091418.6c927002@vector:
>>
>> > On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:58:00 +0000 (UTC)
>> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >
>> >> (§ñühw¤£f) wrote in news:3I-
>> >> :
>> >>
>> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > clouded the waters of pure
>> >thought> > with:
>> >> >> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
>> >> >> news:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
>> >> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith
>> >with:> >> >
>> >> >> >> "Steve Leyland"
>> >> >> >> wrote in
>> >> :> >>
>> >> >> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
>> >being> >> >> > called
>> >> >> >> Bertie
>> >> >> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
>> >to> >> >> > usenet:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >: Eeyore > wrote
>> >in> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> >> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
>> >> >> >> >: : : :
>> >> >> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it
>> >bit> >them> >> >in: : : : the ass
>> >> >> >> >: : :
>> >> >> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
>> >> >> >> >: : :
>> >> >> >> >: : : Bertie
>> >> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
>> >> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
>> >> >> >> >: : –adjective
>> >> >> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an
>> >> >expected> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or
>> >> >difficult one;> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures
>> >against> >crime.> >> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
>> >> >> >> >: :
>> >> >> >> >: : MORON !
>> >> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that
>> >fjukkwits> >like> >> >you: make.
>> >> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >> >:
>> >> >> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip,
>> >> >spankard?> >> >
>> >> >> >> > poor graham never learns
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Bless him
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > Planes are dangerous.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yes, that's a good thing.
>> >> >>
>> >> > YA BLEEDIN ROIT IT IS M8!
>> >> >
>> >> >> Man was not ment to fly.
>> >> >> > Discuss.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
>> >> >>
>> >> > AH BOBS YER UNCLE! MY LORRYS IN THE GARAGE, AGIN.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Your uncle bob has wheels? How does he lubricate the bearings?
>> >>
>> >>
>> > He borrowed lady Vetrans ASS WIPING dwarves and re-trained them
>> > as a nASScar pit crew.
>> > FYI
>> >
>> Excellent. We can't have those types laying about.
>>
>>
> We take him to the top of the hill and give him a push...he screams
> all the way down :)
>

Excellent usenet spankard candidate.


Bertie

[§ñühw¤£f[_2_]]

On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:23:44 +0000 (UTC)
Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:

> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
> news:20080316091418.6c927002@vector:
>
> > On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:58:00 +0000 (UTC)
> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> (§ñühw¤£f) wrote in news:3I-
> >> :
> >>
> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > clouded the waters of pure
> >thought> > with:
> >> >> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
> >> >> news:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith
> >with:> >> >
> >> >> >> "Steve Leyland"
> >> >> >> wrote in
> >> :> >>
> >> >> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
> >being> >> >> > called
> >> >> >> Bertie
> >> >> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
> >to> >> >> > usenet:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >: Eeyore > wrote
> >in> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
> >> >> >> >: : : :
> >> >> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if it
> >bit> >them> >> >in: : : : the ass
> >> >> >> >: : :
> >> >> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
> >> >> >> >: : :
> >> >> >> >: : : Bertie
> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
> >> >> >> >: : –adjective
> >> >> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an
> >> >expected> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a negative or
> >> >difficult one;> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive measures
> >against> >crime.> >> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 + active]
> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >: : MORON !
> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that
> >fjukkwits> >like> >> >you: make.
> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the Bunyip,
> >> >spankard?> >> >
> >> >> >> > poor graham never learns
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Bless him
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > Planes are dangerous.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes, that's a good thing.
> >> >>
> >> > YA BLEEDIN ROIT IT IS M8!
> >> >
> >> >> Man was not ment to fly.
> >> >> > Discuss.
> >> >> >
> >> >> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
> >> >>
> >> > AH BOBS YER UNCLE! MY LORRYS IN THE GARAGE, AGIN.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Your uncle bob has wheels? How does he lubricate the bearings?
> >>
> >>
> > He borrowed lady Vetrans ASS WIPING dwarves and re-trained them
> > as a nASScar pit crew.
> > FYI
> >
> Excellent. We can't have those types laying about.
>
>
We take him to the top of the hill and give him a push...he screams
all the way down :)

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/16/schumer-bush-hoover/

[§ñühw¤£f[_2_]]

On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:45:24 +0000 (UTC)
Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:

> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
> news:20080317090350.5e57a736@vector:
>
> > On Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:23:44 +0000 (UTC)
> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
> >> news:20080316091418.6c927002@vector:
> >>
> >> > On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:58:00 +0000 (UTC)
> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith with:
> >> >
> >> >> (§ñühw¤£f) wrote in news:3I-
> >> >> :
> >> >>
> >> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > clouded the waters of pure
> >> >thought> > with:
> >> >> >> §ñühw¤£f > wrote in
> >> >> >> news:20080315085417.0bdd93ff@vector:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:19 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >> >> > Bertie the Bunyip > wasted precious bandwith
> >> >with:> >> >
> >> >> >> >> "Steve Leyland"
> >> >> >> >> wrote
> >in> >> :> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
> >> >being> >> >> > called
> >> >> >> >> Bertie
> >> >> >> >> > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and
> >pronounced> >to> >> >> > usenet:
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >: Eeyore >
> >wrote> >in> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >> >: : Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >> >: : : TheTruth > wrote
> >> >> >> >> >: : : :
> >> >> >> >> >: : : : The FAA would not know the word proactive if
> >it> >bit> >them> >> >in: : : : the ass
> >> >> >> >> >: : :
> >> >> >> >> >: : : Nobody would, It's not a word.
> >> >> >> >> >: : :
> >> >> >> >> >: : : Bertie
> >> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >> >: : Bwahahahahahahaa
> >> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >> >: : pro·ac·tive [proh-ak-tiv] Pronunciation Key
> >> >> >> >> >: : –adjective
> >> >> >> >> >: : serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control
> >an> >> >expected> >> >: : occurrence or situation, esp. a
> >negative or> >> >difficult one;> >> >: : anticipatory: proactive
> >measures> >against> >crime.> >> >: : [Origin: 1930–35; pro-1 +
> >active]> >> >> >> >: :
> >> >> >> >> >: : MORON !
> >> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >> >: It's not a word. It's a makey uppey noise that
> >> >fjukkwits> >like> >> >you: make.
> >> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >> >:
> >> >> >> >> >: When will you ever learn not to mess with the
> >Bunyip,> >> >spankard?> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > poor graham never learns
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Bless him
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Planes are dangerous.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Yes, that's a good thing.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > YA BLEEDIN ROIT IT IS M8!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Man was not ment to fly.
> >> >> >> > Discuss.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> But you go on a car and you haven't got wheels.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > AH BOBS YER UNCLE! MY LORRYS IN THE GARAGE, AGIN.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Your uncle bob has wheels? How does he lubricate the
> >bearings? > >>
> >> >>
> >> > He borrowed lady Vetrans ASS WIPING dwarves and re-trained
> >them> > as a nASScar pit crew.
> >> > FYI
> >> >
> >> Excellent. We can't have those types laying about.
> >>
> >>
> > We take him to the top of the hill and give him a push...he
> > screams all the way down :)
> >
>
> Excellent usenet spankard candidate.
>
>
LET THE NOMINATIONS BEGIN!

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/17/cheneys-world/