Me sell chinese ****, cheepie cheepie!

[Maxwell[_7_]]

Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need battery!
Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!


Maxwell

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Maxwell" > wrote in message
...
> Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
> battery!
> Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
> Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!
>
>
> Maxwell

Good job Bertie, I'm sure you fooled everyone, they'll all swear it was me.

Starts another cross posed thread on RAP as well.

Both you and the people here that support you, should all be very proud.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Maxwell" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
>> battery!
>> Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
>> Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!
>>
>>
>> Maxwell
>
> Good job Bertie, I'm sure you fooled everyone, they'll all swear it
> was me.
>
> Starts another cross posed thread on RAP as well.
>
> Both you and the people here that support you, should all be very
> proud.
>


You think that I forged you? I am categorically denying it. It's an
instant TOS for forging. If you report the forgery the perpetrator will
be TOSsed for it.

If you're right then I'd be gone in minutes, but, of course, you're a
fjukktard and I won't be.



Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...

You're a liar and your posts prove it, you pathetic little piece of ****.

I would have never believed anyone could top Mx, but when it comes to being
a looser, you're a real scholar.

Do you live in a cave like Mixey? Mooch off someone else? Blame everything
on someone else?

Get a life looser!

Do you really have nothing more meaningful in your life, than a desire to
terrorize the Usenet?

Can you not stand back and look at your actions, and see how pathetic you
appear to everyone here.

Are you Mx in drag????

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> You're a liar and your posts prove it, you pathetic little piece of
> ****.


What posts?

>
> I would have never believed anyone could top Mx, but when it comes to
> being a looser, you're a real scholar.
>


God i love usenet.

> Do you live in a cave like Mixey? Mooch off someone else? Blame
> everything on someone else?
>

> Get a life looser!


Got one thanx.
>
> Do you really have nothing more meaningful in your life, than a desire
> to terrorize the Usenet?
>

Terrorize?

Bwawhahwhahwhahw!


> Can you not stand back and look at your actions, and see how pathetic
> you appear to everyone here.

Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.
>
> Are you Mx in drag????
>

Mmm, nope.


Bertie
>
>
>

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9A9A78DD8778CE817AC3D8380227
@127.0.0.1:

> Maxwell > wrote in
> :
>>
>> Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
>> battery! Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
>> Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!
>>
>>
>> Maxwell
>
> LOL
>
> Comedy gold.
>

Actually, 'i think it;'s his plan to get enough money together to learn
to fly a box kite.


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
> gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9A9A78DD8778CE817AC3D8380227
> @127.0.0.1:
>
>> Maxwell > wrote in
>> :
>>>
>>> Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
>>> battery! Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
>>> Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!
>>>
>>>
>>> Maxwell
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> Comedy gold.
>>
>
> Actually, 'i think it;'s his plan to get enough money together to learn
> to fly a box kite.
>
>
> Bertie

Hey stupid. Do you really think we can't tell that you are just talking to
yourself??? Dumb ass.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> gregvk > wrote in
>> news:Xns9A9A78DD8778CE817AC3D8380227 @127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Maxwell > wrote in
>>> :
>>>>
>>>> Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
>>>> battery! Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
>>>> Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Maxwell
>>>
>>> LOL
>>>
>>> Comedy gold.
>>>
>>
>> Actually, 'i think it;'s his plan to get enough money together to
>> learn to fly a box kite.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Hey stupid. Do you really think we can't tell that you are just
> talking to yourself??? Dumb ass.
>

Snort!

God i love usenet.

And who's "we"? I thought everyone had me killfiled.

Make up your mind there k00kie boi.


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.
>>

Liar.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:JnmVj.2680$hJ1.2226
@newsfe17.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>>
>> Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.
>>>
>
> Liar.
>

Well, let's see. Maybe I can walk you through this.

If I were a master troll, I'd probably pick a nym that atracted k00ks.
One that they could easily corrupt into something their tiny minds would
see as the ultimate insult. You know, like "Bertie the Buttlick" or
something.

Then I mis-speel many of my words so they could feel like that had some
sort of intellectual advantage over me, but of course some of them can't
even spell loser, so that doesn't always work, but it is a tried and
true method all the same and does give that certain "edge" over the long
run. Of course, you do have to know how to keep an asshole in
suspense......

This much chum usually brings bites from k00ks far and wide, but some
just jump right into the boat. They flap around for an amazingly long
time, helped along by plenty more bait and occasional smacks around the
head.

And a marvleous time is had by all.

Except the k00k, needless to say.




Bertie






Bertie


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in
:

> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g04rot$j39$9
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>> :
>>
>>>
>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>> news:Xns9A9A78DD8778CE817AC3D8380227 @127.0.0.1:
>>>>
>>>>> Maxwell > wrote in
>>>>> :
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No
>>>>>> need battery! Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery
>>>>>> sexy! Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Maxwell
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> Comedy gold.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Actually, 'i think it;'s his plan to get enough money together to
>>>> learn to fly a box kite.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> Hey stupid. Do you really think we can't tell that you are just
>>> talking to yourself??? Dumb ass.
>>>
>>
>> Snort!
>>
>> God i love usenet.
>
> I see you talking to myself. You're not fooling anyone.

I fooled you into talking back to yourself, didn't I ?

Little victories..
>
>> And who's "we"? I thought everyone had me killfiled.
>
> Must be that special "fuzzy logic" kind of killfile that sometimes
> lets a post get through.
>
Yes, or else my sockpuppet selves found a hole for me to crawl through.

That must be it.

A hole.

Bertie

[Chairman Cow]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:JnmVj.2680$hJ1.2226
> @newsfe17.lga:
>
> >
> > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >>
> >>
> >> Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.
> >>>
> >
> > Liar.
> >
>
> Well, let's see. Maybe I can walk you through this.
>
> If I were a master troll, I'd probably pick a nym that atracted k00ks.
> One that they could easily corrupt into something their tiny minds would
> see as the ultimate insult. You know, like "Bertie the Buttlick" or
> something.
>
> Then I mis-speel many of my words so they could feel like that had some
> sort of intellectual advantage over me, but of course some of them can't
> even spell loser, so that doesn't always work, but it is a tried and
> true method all the same and does give that certain "edge" over the long
> run. Of course, you do have to know how to keep an asshole in
> suspense......
>
> This much chum usually brings bites from k00ks far and wide, but some
> just jump right into the boat. They flap around for an amazingly long
> time, helped along by plenty more bait and occasional smacks around the
> head.
>
> And a marvleous time is had by all.
>
> Except the k00k, needless to say.

I usually figger most k00ks tend to the masochistic side


--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Chairman Cow > wrote in
:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:JnmVj.2680$hJ1.2226
>> @newsfe17.lga:
>>
>> >
>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>> > ...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.
>> >>>
>> >
>> > Liar.
>> >
>>
>> Well, let's see. Maybe I can walk you through this.
>>
>> If I were a master troll, I'd probably pick a nym that atracted
>> k00ks. One that they could easily corrupt into something their tiny
>> minds would see as the ultimate insult. You know, like "Bertie the
>> Buttlick" or something.
>>
>> Then I mis-speel many of my words so they could feel like that had
>> some sort of intellectual advantage over me, but of course some of
>> them can't even spell loser, so that doesn't always work, but it is a
>> tried and true method all the same and does give that certain "edge"
>> over the long run. Of course, you do have to know how to keep an
>> asshole in suspense......
>>
>> This much chum usually brings bites from k00ks far and wide, but some
>> just jump right into the boat. They flap around for an amazingly long
>> time, helped along by plenty more bait and occasional smacks around
>> the head.
>>
>> And a marvleous time is had by all.
>>
>> Except the k00k, needless to say.
>
> I usually figger most k00ks tend to the masochistic side
>
>

Yeh, I kinda picture Maxie as this way too tighly wrapped k00k who sits
in his office chair in his string vest and y-fronts, his hair all over
the place, his chin pushed out as far as it will go stretching his neck
veins like the strings on a bul fiddle. He shouts out the word h's
pounding out as he types them and adds a "take that Bernie the Buttnip"
and spits all over the screen as he sqeezes the send button.. His army
of Smurf figures nod in agreement, of course.
I think he eats Post Grape nuts out of th ebax and chases them with
Snickers bars as well, but I'm not sure how that ties in with the bigger
picture.


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

Excellent job Burtie Butlick.

You have reached an all time low.

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .

Interesting fantasy, do you really think anyone gives a ****. Except your
kook puppets of coarse.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in :

> Excellent job Burtie Butlick.
>
> You have reached an all time low.


You realy have no idea, do you?


I'm not even out of second gear yet.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> .. .
>
> Interesting fantasy, do you really think anyone gives a ****. Except
> your kook puppets of coarse.


I don;'t really care what anyone thinks once you're entertaining me,
actually.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> Excellent job Burtie Butlick.
>>>
>>> You have reached an all time low.
>>
>>
>> You realy have no idea, do you?
>>
>>
>> I'm not even out of second gear yet.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> WOW!
>
> They must really load you guys up with good drugs when the staff
> leaves for the weekend! You're on a roll.
>

Nah, like I said, just coasting along.



I can bump it into top gear if you like, though.

It's up to you.

Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
> :
>
>> Excellent job Burtie Butlick.
>>
>> You have reached an all time low.
>
>
> You realy have no idea, do you?
>
>
> I'm not even out of second gear yet.
>
>
> Bertie

WOW!

They must really load you guys up with good drugs when the staff leaves for
the weekend! You're on a roll.

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
> :
>
>>
>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>> .. .
>>
>> Interesting fantasy, do you really think anyone gives a ****. Except
>> your kook puppets of coarse.
>
>
> I don;'t really care what anyone thinks once you're entertaining me,
> actually.
>
>
> Bertie

Have you discussed it with your doctor,,,,er a,,,flight engineer.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:7UoVj.84$yP7.16
@newsfe18.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>> :
>>
>>>
>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>> .. .
>>>
>>> Interesting fantasy, do you really think anyone gives a ****. Except
>>> your kook puppets of coarse.
>>
>>
>> I don;'t really care what anyone thinks once you're entertaining me,
>> actually.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Have you discussed it with your doctor,,,,er a,,,flight engineer.
>

Nope.

Bertie
>

[Maxwell[_2_]]

>>
>> Have you discussed it with your doctor,,,,er a,,,flight engineer.
>>
>
> Nope.
>
> Bertie
>>
>

"Nope". Whata dope.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:PbpVj.93$yP7.58
@newsfe18.lga:

>
>
>>>
>>> Have you discussed it with your doctor,,,,er a,,,flight engineer.
>>>
>>
>> Nope.
>>
>> Bertie
>>>
>>
>
> "Nope". Whata dope.
>
>
>

Yeh, I sure am ain't I?


making endless poasts just to see you flap around like a spineless
scarecrow.

Ah well, passes the time.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:sspVj.73002$y05.27718
@newsfe22.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> .. .
>>
>>
>> making endless poasts just to see you flap around like a spineless
>> scarecrow.
>>
>> Ah well, passes the time.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> I guess when you are mentally ill, you have to pass the time some how.
>

Nope, just bored in hotels and crew rooms a lot.

Do keep trying maybe if you call me a fatass or something you';ll strike
a nerve.

Go on! You can find something that wil annoy me! I'm not perfect!

Just nearly.


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
>
>
> making endless poasts just to see you flap around like a spineless
> scarecrow.
>
> Ah well, passes the time.
>
>
> Bertie

I guess when you are mentally ill, you have to pass the time some how.

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
>
> Nope, just bored in hotels and crew rooms a lot.
>
> Do keep trying maybe if you call me a fatass or something you';ll strike
> a nerve.
>
> Go on! You can find something that wil annoy me! I'm not perfect!
>
> Just nearly.
>
>
> Bertie

Oh yeah, the fantasy and all.

[Captain Crosspot!!!]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:bNpVj.2700$hJ1.442
@newsfe17.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> .. .
>>
>> Nope, just bored in hotels and crew rooms a lot.
>>
>> Do keep trying maybe if you call me a fatass or something you';ll
strike
>> a nerve.
>>
>> Go on! You can find something that wil annoy me! I'm not perfect!
>>
>> Just nearly.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Oh yeah, the fantasy and all.


Another good try!

Don;'t give up!


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:6WpVj.2706$hJ1.2241
@newsfe17.lga:

>
> "Captain Crosspot!!!" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:bNpVj.2700$hJ1.442
>> @newsfe17.lga:
>>
>>>
>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>> .. .
>>>>
>>>> Nope, just bored in hotels and crew rooms a lot.
>>>>
>>>> Do keep trying maybe if you call me a fatass or something you';ll
>> strike
>>>> a nerve.
>>>>
>>>> Go on! You can find something that wil annoy me! I'm not perfect!
>>>>
>>>> Just nearly.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> Oh yeah, the fantasy and all.
>>
>>
>> Another good try!
>>
>> Don;'t give up!
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
>
>

Better!

Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Captain Crosspot!!!" > wrote in message
...
> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:bNpVj.2700$hJ1.442
> @newsfe17.lga:
>
>>
>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>> .. .
>>>
>>> Nope, just bored in hotels and crew rooms a lot.
>>>
>>> Do keep trying maybe if you call me a fatass or something you';ll
> strike
>>> a nerve.
>>>
>>> Go on! You can find something that wil annoy me! I'm not perfect!
>>>
>>> Just nearly.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>> Oh yeah, the fantasy and all.
>
>
> Another good try!
>
> Don;'t give up!
>
>
> Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:o%pVj.2707$hJ1.2546
@newsfe17.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> Just wanted to see of you still answered to Squirty ****drip.
>
>
>

Oh yeah, I'm not fussy.


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...

Just wanted to see of you still answered to Squirty ****drip.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:q0qVj.2709$hJ1.2698
@newsfe17.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>
> Squirt, squirt.
>
>
>

You bet.


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...


Squirt, squirt.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:50qVj.2708$hJ1.425
@newsfe17.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>
> Squirt, squirt.
>
>
>

Uh huh.

Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...


Squirt, squirt.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> You couldn't stop if your life depended on it, could you Squirty
> ****drip?

Could, won't


Bertie
>

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...

You couldn't stop if your life depended on it, could you Squirty ****drip?


Squirt, squirt.

[Chilly8]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>
> Squirt, squirt.
>
>

Swallow, swallow!

[Lou]

I swear, this is like watching Clinton and Obama.
Two ignorant screw balls that shouldn't be anywhere
near the area that they argue about.
Lou

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Lou > wrote in news:43b77858-4f6a-4b77-ae3b-
:

> I swear, this is like watching Clinton and Obama.
> Two ignorant screw balls that shouldn't be anywhere
> near the area that they argue about.
> Lou
>

I'm not arguing. Nothing like it in fact.

Nice to see you believe in Democracy, BTW>


Bertie

[Lou]

>
> I'm not arguing. Nothing like it in fact.
>
> Nice to see you believe in Democracy, BTW>
>
> Bertie

Believe in it? Yes, of course but tired of the scum it
dredges up from the bottom.
Lou

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Lou > wrote in news:8cebec01-1fca-4c27-b2e4-
:

>
>>
>> I'm not arguing. Nothing like it in fact.
>>
>> Nice to see you believe in Democracy, BTW>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Believe in it? Yes, of course but tired of the scum it
> dredges up from the bottom.


As opposed to the scum that comes from the top?


Bertie

[Lou]

>
> >> Believe in it? Yes, of course but tired of the scum it
> >> dredges up from the bottom.
>
> > As opposed to the scum that comes from the top?
>
> > Bertie
>
> In my experience, scum tends to form on the top but not on the bottom. At
> least that's what happens to soup if you let it sit for too long.

Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Lou > wrote in
:

>>
>> >> Believe in it? Yes, of course but tired of the scum it
>> >> dredges up from the bottom.
>>
>> > As opposed to the scum that comes from the top?
>>
>> > Bertie
>>
>> In my experience, scum tends to form on the top but not on the
>> bottom. At least that's what happens to soup if you let it sit for
>> too long.
>
> Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.
>

hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.


Bertie

[Lou]

> > Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.
>
> hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.
>
> Bertie

I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all the
problems
in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
bedroom for a night.
Lou

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Lou > wrote in news:5174f189-53e6-4383-b4b8-
:

>
>> > Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.
>>
>> hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all the
> problems
> in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
> bedroom for a night.
>

Will you have Jerry Falwell shot?


Bertie

[Lou]

On May 11, 1:04 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> Lou > wrote in news:5174f189-53e6-4383-b4b8-
> :
>
>
>
> >> > Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.
>
> >> hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all the
> > problems
> > in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
> > bedroom for a night.
>
> Will you have Jerry Falwell shot?
>
> Bertie

As old as he is that won't be necessary. He has
a hip that is scheduled to break soon.
Lou

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Lou > wrote in news:d3ae7b3d-b697-46c9-98be-
:

> On May 11, 1:04 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> Lou > wrote in news:5174f189-53e6-4383-b4b8-
>> :
>>
>>
>>
>> >> > Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.
>>
>> >> hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.
>>
>> >> Bertie
>>
>> > I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all
the
>> > problems
>> > in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
>> > bedroom for a night.
>>
>> Will you have Jerry Falwell shot?
>>
>> Bertie
>
> As old as he is that won't be necessary. He has
> a hip that is scheduled to break soon.
> Lou
>

A little shooting wouldn't go astray. You might have Pat Robertson
beaten up while you're at it.

Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in
:

> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g07cff$m54$1
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Lou > wrote in news:5174f189-53e6-4383-b4b8-
>> :
>>
>>>
>>>> > Yes it forms on the top, but comes from the bottom.
>>>>
>>>> hmm, good point. you have a future as a political analyst.
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> I tell you what Bertie, vote for me for president and I'll fix all
>>> the problems
>>> in the first year. On top of that I'll even rent you the Lincoln
>>> bedroom for a night.
>>>
>>
>> Will you have Jerry Falwell shot?
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> What is he, 90? Plus he weighs a ton, so you know he's got a weak
> ticker. Just sneak up behind him and yell "BOO!!" and that will
> probably do him in.
>

hm, he might not suffer that way, though.

BVertie

[Lou]

>
> Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.
>
> Bertie

I'd kick your ass. First of all I wouldn't be afraid to show my face.
I'm
not say you would want to see it, I'm just not afraid to show it.
Lou

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Lou > wrote in news:d85a1910-b802-4de7-b580-
:

>
>>
>> Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> I'd kick your ass. First of all I wouldn't be afraid to show my face.
> I'm
> not say you would want to see it, I'm just not afraid to show it.
> Lou
>
>

Neither am I. However not seeing your face might be a good thing in an
election.


Bertie

[Lou]

On May 11, 2:34 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> Lou > wrote in news:d85a1910-b802-4de7-b580-
> :
>
>
>
> >> Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > I'd kick your ass. First of all I wouldn't be afraid to show my face.
> > I'm
> > not say you would want to see it, I'm just not afraid to show it.
> > Lou
>
> Neither am I. However not seeing your face might be a good thing in an
> election.
>
> Bertie

I used to use a picture of Nixon's face, but the kids stole it for
Halloween.
Lou

[Eeyore[_2_]]

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

> If I were a master troll

If ? You have actually stated that you're a master troll and proud of it.
There's simply no doubt about it at all.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Eeyore > wrote in
:

>
>
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>
>> If I were a master troll
>
> If ? You have actually stated that you're a master troll and proud of it.
> There's simply no doubt about it at all.
>
>

Oh thanks! Most accurate thing you've ever said.

Can I use that in my sig file, planespotter?

Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Lou > wrote in news:8851cf3f-3258-48f3-a318-
:

> On May 11, 2:34 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> Lou > wrote in news:d85a1910-b802-4de7-b580-
>> :
>>
>>
>>
>> >> Now I think of it, al this sounds so much fiun I might run myself.
>>
>> >> Bertie
>>
>> > I'd kick your ass. First of all I wouldn't be afraid to show my
face.
>> > I'm
>> > not say you would want to see it, I'm just not afraid to show it.
>> > Lou
>>
>> Neither am I. However not seeing your face might be a good thing in
an
>> election.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> I used to use a picture of Nixon's face, but the kids stole it for
> Halloween.
> Lou
>

Remember all those masks? Heh he. There was an entire industry built
around his face, his voice. Was there anyone alive at the time who
didn't do a lame impersonation of him? Even my uncle, who was a huge
fan, called him tricky dicky and did a fair to middlin one of him.


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
> Eeyore > wrote in
> :
>
>>
>>
>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>
>>> If I were a master troll
>>
>> If ? You have actually stated that you're a master troll and proud of it.
>> There's simply no doubt about it at all.
>>
>>
>
> Oh thanks! Most accurate thing you've ever said.
>
> Can I use that in my sig file, planespotter?
>
> Bertie

Why not, you plagiarize everything else.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Eeyore > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>>
>>>> If I were a master troll
>>>
>>> If ? You have actually stated that you're a master troll and proud
>>> of it. There's simply no doubt about it at all.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Oh thanks! Most accurate thing you've ever said.
>>
>> Can I use that in my sig file, planespotter?
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Why not, you plagiarize everything else.
>
>
>
>

Nope, the world plagiarises me.

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
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>>
>
> Nope, the world plagiarises me.
>
>

An excellent example of the depth of your sickness. Thanks for a current
report.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>>>
>>
>> Nope, the world plagiarises me.
>>
>>
>
> An excellent example of the depth of your sickness. Thanks for a
> current report.
>
>
>

No prob, wannabe boi.

Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

In article <d9a046b0-401c-47fc-8e6b-0e037307b1f8
@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>, Chilly8 says...


>
> On May 10, 4:21*pm, Chilly8 > wrote:
> > "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote :
> >
> >
> >
> > > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >
> > > Squirt, squirt.
> >
> > Swallow, swallow!
>
>
> That post there was NOT *ME*. Some ASSHOLE impersonated me, and I did
> not catch it unitl now. WHOEVER the hell uou are, you are to CEASE AND
> DECIST for impersonating me right NOW!!!

No

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Maxwell[_2_]]

[Maxwell[_2_]]

[Maxwell[_2_]]

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:IQK0k.3153$t07.1330
@newsfe22.lga:

>
>
>

Bwahwhahwhahwh!


bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:ZOK0k.3148$t07.2194
@newsfe22.lga:

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>
>

Snort 1


Berite

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:EPK0k.3150$t07.2556
@newsfe22.lga:

>
>
>

Excellent.


Bertie

[yedyegiss]

Chilly8 wrote:

> On May 10, 4:21 pm, Chilly8 > wrote:
>
>>Swallow, swallow!
>
> That post there was NOT *ME*.

Shut up, Chuckie. You're a liar, Chuckie.

> WHOEVER the hell uou are, you are to CEASE AND
> DECIST for impersonating me right NOW!!!

Not gonna happen, Chuckie. Quit whining, Chuckie.

[Maxwell[_2_]]

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:of21k.294$js1.94
@newsfe24.lga:

>
>
>

Uh noooopppe.

Bertie