Ground School Training Online (PPL, CPL & ATPL)

[Peet]

Check this out...

ELTANIN AEROSPACE ACADEMY

http://www.flyeaa.com

You can do your ground school training online... theory & exams.

Awesome site!

[Gig 601Xl Builder]

Peet wrote:
> Check this out...
>
> ELTANIN AEROSPACE ACADEMY
>
> http://www.flyeaa.com
>
> You can do your ground school training online... theory & exams.
>
> Awesome site!


The Experimental Aircraft Association needs to slap you with a
restraining order.

[Gezellig]

On Wed, 28 May 2008 10:26:22 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:

> Peet wrote:
>> Check this out...
>>
>> DILANTIN AEROSPACE ACADEMY
>>
>> http://www.flyandpee.com
>>
>> You can do your ground school training online... theory & exams.
>>
>> Awesome site!
>
> The Experimental Aircraft Association needs to slap you with a
> restraining order.

Three points.

1) The EAA doesn't own "EAA"
2) The fact that the site is attractive, well laid out, etc has been
compromised by this lame attempt at SPAM
3) When discouraging SPAM, as if you could, DON'T QUOTE AND INCLUDE THE
SPAM ITSELF.

[Gig 601Xl Builder]

Gezellig wrote:
> On Wed, 28 May 2008 10:26:22 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:
>
>> Peet wrote:
>>> Check this out...
>>>
>>> DILANTIN AEROSPACE ACADEMY
>>>
>>> http://www.flyandpee.com
>>>
>>> You can do your ground school training online... theory & exams.
>>>
>>> Awesome site!
>> The Experimental Aircraft Association needs to slap you with a
>> restraining order.
>
> Three points.
>
> 1) The EAA doesn't own "EAA"

Well actually it does. Along with a bunch of other trademarks.

APPENDIX A
EAA / EAA affiliate Trade Marks and Trade Names
Use of corresponding logos and designs also prohibited
(Combinations also prohibited)
• A Aeronautica®
• Aerobatics USA®
• AirVenture®
• AirVenture Oshkosh™
• AirVenture Today™
• EAA ® <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
• EAA AirVenture Museum®
• EAA Aviation Foundation®
• EAA Convention™
• EAA Homebuilders™
• EAA Division ™
• EAA Flight Advisor ™
• EAA Flying Start™
• EAA Sport Aviation®
• EAA Sport Pilot®
• EAA Tailwinds™
• EAA Ultralights®
• EAA Vintage®
• EAA Vision of Eagles™
• EAA Wearhouse™
• EAA X-Flyer®
• Experimental Aircraft Association™
• Experimenter®
• Fly With The First Team™
• Flying Start®
• Gateway To Aviation ™
• IAC™ / International Aerobatic Club™
• Kidventure EAA ®
• Mentor™ / NAFI Mentor™
• NAFI™ / National Association of Flight
Instructors™
• Oshkosh™
• Oshkosh Convention™
• Oshkosh 2006™
• Oshkosh Fly-In™
• Sport Aerobatics®
• Sport Aviation Club™
• Sportair®
• The EAA Sky Shoppe™
• The Leader In Recreational Aviation ®
• We Put The Fun In Flying®
• Young Eagles®
• Warbirds of America®
• World’s Greatest Aviation
Celebration®



> 2) The fact that the site is attractive, well laid out, etc has been
> compromised by this lame attempt at SPAM

I'll agree with you there.


> 3) When discouraging SPAM, as if you could, DON'T QUOTE AND INCLUDE THE
> SPAM ITSELF.

In this post it wasn't my intention to discourage SPAM it was my
intention to discourage trademark infringement. And I sent an e-mail to
EAA as well to further that goal.

[Steven P. McNicoll[_2_]]

Gezellig wrote:
>
> Three points.
>
> 1) The EAA doesn't own "EAA"
>

I believe you'll find that the EAA does own "EAA".

[Gezellig]

On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:39 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:

> Gezellig wrote:
>>
>> Three points.
>>
>> 1) The EAA doesn't own "EAA"
>>
>
> I believe you'll find that the EAA does own "EAA".

Not inside the website domain name as the OP used it.

GEAAzellig
So sue me.

[Gezellig]

On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:20:47 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:

>> 3) When discouraging SPAM, as if you could, DON'T QUOTE AND INCLUDE THE
>> SPAM ITSELF.
>
> In this post it wasn't my intention to discourage SPAM it was my
> intention to discourage trademark infringement. And I sent an e-mail to
> EAA as well to further that goal.

Let me clear my statement then.

When discouraging trademark infringement when the OP wasn't infringing
the trademark, as if you could, DON'T QUOTE AND INCLUDE THE
NON TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT ITSELF.

[RST Engineering]

So does that mean that if my name is Edward Allen Albaugh, I couldn't open
an "EAA Flight School"? That sort of seems odd.

Jim

--
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought
without accepting it."
--Aristotle


"Steven P. McNicoll" > wrote in message
m...
> Gezellig wrote:
>>
>> Three points.
>>
>> 1) The EAA doesn't own "EAA"
>>
>
> I believe you'll find that the EAA does own "EAA".
>

[Robert M. Gary]

On May 28, 3:57*pm, "RST Engineering" > wrote:
> So does that mean that if my name is Edward Allen Albaugh, I couldn't open
> an "EAA Flight School"? *That sort of seems odd.

If it intrudes on their space (which it does) then you cannot. If your
name is McDonalds you cannot open a burger shop in your name but you
could sell lady's underwear under than name if you choose. It just has
to create confusion for customers. In addition it only applies where
you do business (i.e. there can be a A-1 termite company in Los
Angeles and New York that don't intrude on each others space). In this
case the OP is Canadian I believe, I'm not sure if there is an EAA
presence in Canada or not.

-Robert

[Steven P. McNicoll[_2_]]

Gezellig wrote:
> On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:39 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:
>
>> Gezellig wrote:
>>>
>>> Three points.
>>>
>>> 1) The EAA doesn't own "EAA"
>>>
>>
>> I believe you'll find that the EAA does own "EAA".
>
> Not inside the website domain name as the OP used it.
>

I wasn't responding to the OP, I was responding to the ignorant jerk that
wrote, "The EAA doesn't own 'EAA'."



>
> GEAAzellig
> So sue me.

[Gezellig]

On Wed, 28 May 2008 18:46:05 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:

> Gezellig wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:39 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:
>>
>>> Gezellig wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Three points.
>>>>
>>>> 1) The EAA doesn't own "EAA"
>>>>
>>>
>>> I believe you'll find that the EAA does own "EAA".
>>
>> Not inside the website domain name as the OP used it.
>>
>
> I wasn't responding to the OP, I was responding to the ignorant jerk that
> wrote, "The EAA doesn't own 'EAA'."

I was responding the asshole who doesn't understand website domains and
trademarks in an international court setting.

If you happen to see him, take this piece of text and shove it up his
ass.

Yer missin' the point here junior. I have neither the time nor the
legal resources to waste on figuring out who some Usenet tit sucker
is. But then I'm just some J. Doe with an agenda of correcting the
clueless bull**** you tit suckers spit up in groups like this so
anyone with a legitimate need for knowledge doesn't end up thrashing
about because your wretch went unchallenged.

If I were even mildly interested in spanking you literally, and
sufficiently funded, I know just where to drive the bar in to wedge open
and yank you out in the open just like the vet did the day they yanked
you from your mother's crotch.

[Gezellig]

On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:42:47 -0700 (PDT), Robert M. Gary wrote:

> If it intrudes on their space (which it does) then you cannot. If your
> name is McDonalds you cannot open a burger shop in your name but you
> could sell lady's underwear under than name if you choose. It just has
> to create confusion for customers. In addition it only applies where
> you do business (i.e. there can be a A-1 termite company in Los
> Angeles and New York that don't intrude on each others space). In this
> case the OP is Canadian I believe, I'm not sure if there is an EAA
> presence in Canada or not.
>
> -Robert

They are from South Africa.

[Gezellig]

On Wed, 28 May 2008 15:57:41 -0700, RST Engineering wrote:

> So does that mean that if my name is Edward Allen Albaugh, I couldn't open
> an "EAA Flight School"? That sort of seems odd.
>
> Jim

Subject to where you opened that school, you might be challenged by EAA.
In the OP, they are South Africans who are running servers in that
country and whose name is Exxxxxx Axxxxxx Aviation.

From a website that has EAA in the middle of its domain name.

[Steven P. McNicoll[_2_]]

Gezellig wrote:
>>
>> I wasn't responding to the OP, I was responding to the ignorant jerk
>> that wrote, "The EAA doesn't own 'EAA'."
>
> I was responding the asshole who doesn't understand website domains
> and trademarks in an international court setting.
>
> If you happen to see him, take this piece of text and shove it up his
> ass.
>

Sorry, I'd be happy to provide additional assistance, but I've seen nothing
you describe in this thread.


>
> Yer missin' the point here junior.
>

No, the point is you don't know what you're talking about. I got that
immediately.


>
> I have neither the time nor the
> legal resources to waste on figuring out who some Usenet tit sucker
> is. But then I'm just some J. Doe with an agenda of correcting the
> clueless bull**** you tit suckers spit up in groups like this so
> anyone with a legitimate need for knowledge doesn't end up thrashing
> about because your wretch went unchallenged.
>

You're not in a position to correct anyone here.


>
> If I were even mildly interested in spanking you literally, and
> sufficiently funded, I know just where to drive the bar in to wedge
> open and yank you out in the open just like the vet did the day they
> yanked you from your mother's crotch.
>

Bold talk, but that's all it is. You can believe me when I say you're
simply not capable of that.

[Gezellig]

On Wed, 28 May 2008 19:55:00 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:

>>
>> If I were even mildly interested in spanking you literally, and
>> sufficiently funded, I know just where to drive the bar in to wedge
>> open and yank you out in the open just like the vet did the day they
>> yanked you from your mother's crotch.
>>
>
> Bold talk, but that's all it is. You can believe me when I say you're
> simply not capable of that.

Yes, I believe you, honestly I do, every word.

<snicker>

Poor little loon. So defeated and deflated you can't find anything
of substance to argue about, yet you're still unable to refrain
from slobbering all over my dick.

Here's a couple free clues for you pet: you're a sad joke in a clown
suit ****ting his pants on tempo in front of the RAP audience and
pretending not being fully potty trained is a suitable substitute for
intelligence and wit. That's the extent of your contribution here,
and the reason people but their eFists to your metaphorical teeth
every time you open your mouth.

It's all you deserve. You're such a dumb sonofabitch you can't control
your mental purges no matter how ****ing stupid what you have to say is,
and you actually think that's clever.

Poor little loon.

[Gezellig]

On Wed, 28 May 2008 19:55:00 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:

> Sorry, I'd be happy to provide additional assistance, but I've seen nothing
> you describe in this thread.

here it is, just for you.

shrunklink.com/arjt

[Gig 601Xl Builder]

RST Engineering wrote:
> So does that mean that if my name is Edward Allen Albaugh, I couldn't open
> an "EAA Flight School"? That sort of seems odd.
>
> Jim
>

Remember when the World Wrestling Federation was calling itself the WWF?
The World Wildlife Fund (the folks with the Panda in the logo) put an
end to that and they weren't even dealing with the same general subject.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]]

Gig 601Xl Builder > wrote in
m:

> RST Engineering wrote:
>> So does that mean that if my name is Edward Allen Albaugh, I couldn't
>> open an "EAA Flight School"? That sort of seems odd.
>>
>> Jim
>>
>
> Remember when the World Wrestling Federation was calling itself the
> WWF? The World Wildlife Fund (the folks with the Panda in the logo)
> put an end to that and they weren't even dealing with the same general
> subject.
>

Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...



Bertie

[Jay Maynard]

On 2008-05-29, Gig 601Xl Builder > wrote:
> RST Engineering wrote:
>> So does that mean that if my name is Edward Allen Albaugh, I couldn't open
>> an "EAA Flight School"? That sort of seems odd.
> Remember when the World Wrestling Federation was calling itself the WWF?
> The World Wildlife Fund (the folks with the Panda in the logo) put an
> end to that and they weren't even dealing with the same general subject.

....and that's a crock, because the wrestling federation was in a completely
separate area of trademarks. The British court that made the wrestling
federation change the name, frankly, screwed up.
--
Jay Maynard, K5ZC http://www.conmicro.com
http://jmaynard.livejournal.com http://www.tronguy.net
Fairmont, MN (FRM) (Yes, that's me!)
AMD Zodiac CH601XLi N55ZC (ordered 17 March, delivery 10 June)

[Ross]

Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:
> Gezellig wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 May 2008 10:26:22 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:
>>
;;;;snip

> • Oshkosh™

;;;;snip
>
>
How can one tradmark the name of your town?

--

Regards, Ross
C-172F 180HP
KSWI

[Robert M. Gary]

On May 28, 3:37*pm, Gezellig > wrote:
> On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:39 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:

> Not inside the website domain name as the OP used it.
>
> GEAAzellig
> So sue me.

Actually courts have shut down many websites for using a protected
name inside their domain name. Remember, the legal standard is that if
it can create confusion for a customer. To the extent that it detracts
from EAA's name they can be held liable.

-robert

[Gig 601Xl Builder]

Robert M. Gary wrote:
> On May 28, 3:37 pm, Gezellig > wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:39 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:
>
>> Not inside the website domain name as the OP used it.
>>
>> GEAAzellig
>> So sue me.
>
> Actually courts have shut down many websites for using a protected
> name inside their domain name. Remember, the legal standard is that if
> it can create confusion for a customer. To the extent that it detracts
> from EAA's name they can be held liable.
>
> -robert

Yep and while it is a South African company that produces the site it is
a US IP so all that international argument goes right out the window.


=-=-=-=
Visit AboutUs.org for more information about FLYEAA.COM
<a href="http://www.aboutus.org/FLYEAA.COM">AboutUs: FLYEAA.COM</a>

Registration Service Provided By: DNS Net
Contact:

Domain name: FLYEAA.COM

Registrant Contact:
4Africa Solutions (Pty) Ltd.
Web Africa )
+27.214097850
Fax: +27.214131111
PO Box 8116, Roggebaai
Cape Town, WP 8012
ZA

<SNIP>

Current Registrar: ENOM, INC.
IP Address: 75.126.5.51 (ARIN & RIPE IP search)
IP Location: US(UNITED STATES)-TEXAS-DALLAS
Record Type: Domain Name
Server Type: IIS 6
Lock Status: clientTransferProhibited
Web Site Status: Active
DMOZ no listings
Y! Directory: see listings
Secure: No
E-commerce: No
Traffic Ranking: 1
Data as of: 14-Jun-2005

[Blueskies]

"Ross" > wrote in message ...
> Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:
>> Gezellig wrote:
>>> On Wed, 28 May 2008 10:26:22 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:
>>>
> ;;;;snip
>
>> • Oshkosh™
>
> ;;;;snip
>>
> How can one tradmark the name of your town?
>
> --
>
> Regards, Ross
> C-172F 180HP
> KSWI

This is america

[Gezellig[_2_]]

Robert M. Gary pretended :
> On May 28, 3:37 pm, Gezellig > wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:39 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:

>> Not inside the website domain name as the OP used it.
>>
>> GEAAzellig
>> So sue me.

> Actually courts have shut down many websites for using a protected
> name inside their domain name. Remember, the legal standard is that if
> it can create confusion for a customer. To the extent that it detracts
> from EAA's name they can be held liable.

> -robert

Robert, if you are right, then ever domain name registered is in
danger.

If all I have to have is three letters in sequence to be liable.

[Gezellig[_2_]]

After serious thinking Gig 601Xl Builder wrote :
> Robert M. Gary wrote:
>> On May 28, 3:37 pm, Gezellig > wrote:
>>> On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:39 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:
>>
>>> Not inside the website domain name as the OP used it.
>>>
>>> GEAAzellig
>>> So sue me.
>>
>> Actually courts have shut down many websites for using a protected
>> name inside their domain name. Remember, the legal standard is that if
>> it can create confusion for a customer. To the extent that it detracts
>> from EAA's name they can be held liable.
>>
>> -robert

> Yep and while it is a South African company that produces the site it is a US
> IP so all that international argument goes right out the window.

Out what window? Since when does the US own the Internet?

Here's the bottom line. Is the EAA pressing these folks to punt their
EAA which is www.xxxEAAxx.com? No. You have brought this to their
attention, correct? Then let's see what happens for in what happens
lies the truth as to who is right (me) and wrong (you).

[Gig 601Xl Builder]

Gezellig wrote:
> After serious thinking Gig 601Xl Builder wrote :
>> Robert M. Gary wrote:
>>> On May 28, 3:37 pm, Gezellig > wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:39 -0500, Steven P. McNicoll wrote:
>>>
>>>> Not inside the website domain name as the OP used it.
>>>>
>>>> GEAAzellig
>>>> So sue me.
>>>
>>> Actually courts have shut down many websites for using a protected
>>> name inside their domain name. Remember, the legal standard is that if
>>> it can create confusion for a customer. To the extent that it detracts
>>> from EAA's name they can be held liable.
>>>
>>> -robert
>
>> Yep and while it is a South African company that produces the site it
>> is a US IP so all that international argument goes right out the window.
>
> Out what window? Since when does the US own the Internet?
>
> Here's the bottom line. Is the EAA pressing these folks to punt their
> EAA which is www.xxxEAAxx.com? No. You have brought this to their
> attention, correct? Then let's see what happens for in what happens lies
> the truth as to who is right (me) and wrong (you).
>
>

The US doesn't own the internet but in this case the IP in question is
in the US and subject to US trademark law. Whether the EAA chooses in
this case to defend the trademark in this case has little to do with
either of us being right or wrong.

[Robert M. Gary]

On May 29, 7:55*pm, Gezellig > wrote:
> Robert M. Gary pretended :

> Robert, if you are right, then ever domain name registered is in
> danger.
>
> If all I have to have is three letters in sequence to be liable.

I think you aren't reading my entire post. It has to create confusion
to the consumer to be an infringement. For instance
mcdonaldsburgers.com would be an infringement but mcdonaldsundies.com
would not.

-Robert

[Gig 601Xl Builder]

Robert M. Gary wrote:
> On May 29, 7:55 pm, Gezellig > wrote:
>> Robert M. Gary pretended :
>
>> Robert, if you are right, then ever domain name registered is in
>> danger.
>>
>> If all I have to have is three letters in sequence to be liable.
>
> I think you aren't reading my entire post. It has to create confusion
> to the consumer to be an infringement. For instance
> mcdonaldsburgers.com would be an infringement but mcdonaldsundies.com
> would not.
>
> -Robert

Robert, I don't think Gezellig reads anyone's posts other than to create
an argument about them.

[Gezellig]

On Fri, 30 May 2008 09:57:08 -0700 (PDT), Robert M. Gary wrote:

> On May 29, 7:55*pm, Gezellig > wrote:
>> Robert M. Gary pretended :
>
>> Robert, if you are right, then ever domain name registered is in
>> danger.
>>
>> If all I have to have is three letters in sequence to be liable.
>
> I think you aren't reading my entire post. It has to create confusion
> to the consumer to be an infringement. For instance
> mcdonaldsburgers.com would be an infringement but mcdonaldsundies.com
> would not.
>
> -Robert

OK, I'll buy into that. When you hit the opening page of their website,
it clearly says their real name by their logo, that is a CAA ground
school (and other offerings). I never thought it had anything to do with
eaa.org.

I'm more confused about EAA.org than the OP, giving away a Cirrus. lol

[Gezellig]

On Fri, 30 May 2008 13:13:27 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:

> Robert, I don't think Gezellig reads anyone's posts other than to create
> an argument about them.

Thanks for holding me.

shrunklink.com/arlz

[Gig 601Xl Builder]

Gezellig wrote:
> On Fri, 30 May 2008 13:13:27 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:
>
>> Robert, I don't think Gezellig reads anyone's posts other than to create
>> an argument about them.
>
> Thanks for holding me.
>

I think it time to get back on your meds.

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
>>
>
> Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...
>
>
>
> Bertie

So would examination of your childhood.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:K9L0k.3195$t07.778
@newsfe22.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>>>
>>
>> Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> So would examination of your childhood.
>

We could do that.

There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds
and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) .
I think his name was "Mo".

Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there.
Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip.


Bertie

[Billy Crabs]

On Jun 2, 8:52*am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:K9L0k.3195$t07.778
> @newsfe22.lga:
>
>
>
> > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> >> Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > So would examination of your childhood.
>
> We could do that.
>
> There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
> this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds
> and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) .
> I think his name was "Mo".
>
> Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there.
> Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip.
>
> Bertie

Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay?

[Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion]

On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
> On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> "Maxwell" wrote:
>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
>>
>> >> Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...
>>
>> >> Bertie
>>
>> > So would examination of your childhood.
>>
>> We could do that.
>>
>> There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
>> this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds
>> and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) .
>> I think his name was "Mo".
>>
>> Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a
>> givning sort of Bunyip.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay?

Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one,
Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he
could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.

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> under several of my nyms.

"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>

Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.

"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
>

"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: >

"I say you are out of your ****ing mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" >, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
>

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: om>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner > on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: om>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
om

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dog****er

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Billy Crabs > wrote in news:bedc0468-5012-48e0-
:

> On Jun 2, 8:52*am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:K9L0k.3195$t07.778
>> @newsfe22.lga:
>>
>>
>>
>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>> >> Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...
>>
>> >> Bertie
>>
>> > So would examination of your childhood.
>>
>> We could do that.
>>
>> There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
>> this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin
seeds
>> and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around
9) .
>> I think his name was "Mo".
>>
>> Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there.
>> Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone
gay?
>

Well, in Max's world that's where it all eventually ends up. Gay lames.
I have no idea why.

Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
allista.org> wrote in
llie:

> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse
> the issue further by squeaking:
>> On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>> "Maxwell" wrote:
>>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
>>>
>>> >> Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...
>>>
>>> >> Bertie
>>>
>>> > So would examination of your childhood.
>>>
>>> We could do that.
>>>
>>> There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
>>> this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin
>>> seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older (
>>> around 9) . I think his name was "Mo".
>>>
>>> Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a
>>> givning sort of Bunyip.
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>> Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone
>> gay?
>
> Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one,
> Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he
> could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.
>

Well, precisely. Maxie is a typicla lamer. He's tried al the usual
stuff. IKYABWAI, gay lames, fatt ass lames. meds lames. But in his
defence, what he lacks in imagination, he more than makes up for in
cluelessness.
For instance, hes been honking on for weeks about forgeries. Of course,
noone is forging him and if they were he could get them toasted, but he
seems to think it;s some sort of slur or something and that the world
will turn against me.

Snort!

But his most endearing trait is I keep him completely up to date on my
MO and my intentions and it only surs him on to new heights!
He'll take this poast, for instance, as a sign that his "campaign" is
working and that he has me on the run..

hey, maybe it has, Maxie, and this is just a lame attempt on my part to
get you to stop bothering me!

Time will tell. Give it a couple of years and see how it pans out, eh?


He's a keeper.

Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
allista.org> wrote in
llie:

> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse
> the issue further by squeaking:
>> On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>> "Maxwell" wrote:
>>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
>>>
>>> >> Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...
>>>
>>> >> Bertie
>>>
>>> > So would examination of your childhood.
>>>
>>> We could do that.
>>>
>>> There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
>>> this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin
>>> seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older (
>>> around 9) . I think his name was "Mo".
>>>
>>> Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a
>>> givning sort of Bunyip.
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>> Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone
>> gay?
>
> Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one,
> Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he
> could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.
>

Oh, and BTW, this thread is about my childhood, so let's try and stay on
topic, huh ?

I remember I used to walk through puddles with my
galloshes/gumshoes/wellies on ( this is an international forum, after
all) and see if I could find one that came nearly up to the edge of my
boots without spilling anything in...




Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in
:

> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g252vt$1c5$2
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
>> allista.org> wrote
> in
>> llie:
>>
>>> On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse
>>> the issue further by squeaking:
>>>> On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>>>> "Maxwell" wrote:
>>>>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
>>>>>
>>>>> >> Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...
>>>>>
>>>>> >> Bertie
>>>>>
>>>>> > So would examination of your childhood.
>>>>>
>>>>> We could do that.
>>>>>
>>>>> There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school
>>>>> where this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us
>>>>> pumpkin seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got
>>>>> older ( around 9) . I think his name was "Mo".
>>>>>
>>>>> Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm
>>>>> a givning sort of Bunyip.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bertie
>>>>
>>>> Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone
>>>> gay?
>>>
>>> Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is
>>> one, Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no
>>> opening he could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.
>>>
>>
>> Oh, and BTW, this thread is about my childhood, so let's try and stay
> on
>> topic, huh ?
>>
>> I remember I used to walk through puddles with my
>> galloshes/gumshoes/wellies on ( this is an international forum, after
>> all) and see if I could find one that came nearly up to the edge of
>> my boots without spilling anything in...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Ever attach a tin can to a cat's tail? If not, then you missed out on
> one of the most hilarious spectacles ever.

What you mean like I did to maxwell?
>
> ...Don't try it now, though. Especially in a city. It's an outdoor
> activity and it causes quite a commotion; ten or more years ago if
> anyone saw you they'd just roll their eyes but these days, with
> everyone constantly worrying about "terrorists" and with police
> departments funded up the wazoo and armed like ****in military units,
> you'd probably get arrested and tortured.

Snort. There's some here that would love to set me up for it i'd reckon.

Bertie