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Maxwell[_2_]
June 12th 08, 02:51 AM
As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the group a few
days ago, he has posted a plethora of messages touting other forums, in an
obvious attempt to dilute RAP. I guess I interpret that as a "If I can't
control the group, I'll destroy it attitude", and see this as a very strong
link between him and Bertie. Bertie seeming to have the same attitude, and
their demonstrated affection for each other, has always caused me to ponder
the connection between the two. Dudley, the self professed professional
pilot and statesman - and Bertie, the drunken and self professed airline
pilot / wannabe super troll.

So in an attempt to avoid leaving Dudley out, I will starting counting his
spam posts and recording the related supporters for his cause as well. Let
it never be said I am not an equal opportunity critic. I will make my first
Dudley's Supporters post when enough information has been collected to make
it interesting, or a week. Whichever comes first. Any bets?

Thanks for all the ideas on direct email. I'm always glad to help.
Maxwell

More_Flaps
June 12th 08, 04:02 AM
On Jun 12, 1:51*pm, "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote:
> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the group a few
> days ago, he has posted a plethora of messages touting other forums, in an
> obvious attempt to dilute RAP. I guess I interpret that as a "If I can't
> control the group, I'll destroy it attitude", and see this as a very strong
> link between him and Bertie. Bertie seeming to have the same attitude, and
> their demonstrated affection for each other, has always caused me to ponder
> the connection between the two. Dudley, the self professed professional
> pilot and statesman - and Bertie, the drunken and self professed airline
> pilot / wannabe super troll.
>
> So in an attempt to avoid leaving Dudley out, I will starting counting his
> spam posts and recording the related supporters for his cause as well. Let
> it never be said I am not an equal opportunity critic. I will make my first
> Dudley's Supporters post when enough information has been collected to make
> it interesting, or a week. Whichever comes first. Any bets?
>
> Thanks for all the ideas on direct email. I'm always glad to help.


You are not helping anything. You are a major disruption to the flow
of ideas in this NG and I wish you would just go away. Your obsession
with Dudley and BtB borders on the psychotic. I cannot imagine that
anyone else on the NG thinks differently.

Cheers

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 12th 08, 05:03 AM
"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the group
> a few days ago,


He did? Must hvae missed that.

he has posted a plethora of messages touting other
> forums, in an obvious attempt to dilute RAP.



What , from being a venue for you to make an idiot out of yourself?

I guess I interpret that
> as a "If I can't control the group, I'll destroy it attitude",

And who would know that beter than you?



and see
> this as a very strong link between him and Bertie.

What, we're both pilots?

Bertie seeming to
> have the same attitude, and their demonstrated affection for each
> other, has always caused me to ponder the connection between the two.
> Dudley, the self professed professional pilot and statesman - and
> Bertie, the drunken and self professed airline pilot / wannabe super
> troll.


Ah, I see why you're confused, it's called "respect"

Here's a definition I lifted off the net so you may learn more of it.


# esteem: the condition of being honored (esteemed or respected or well
regarded); "it is held in esteem"; "a man who has earned high regard"
# an attitude of admiration or esteem; "she lost all respect for him"
# deference: a courteous expression (by word or deed) of esteem or
regard; "his deference to her wishes was very flattering"; "be sure to
give my respects to the dean"


>
> So in an attempt to avoid leaving Dudley out, I will starting counting
> his spam posts and recording the related supporters for his cause as
> well. Let it never be said I am not an equal opportunity critic. I
> will make my first Dudley's Supporters post when enough information
> has been collected to make it interesting, or a week. Whichever comes
> first. Any bets?
>
> Thanks for all the ideas on direct email. I'm always glad to help.
> Maxwell


You're excellent, you are.


Bertie


Bwawhahwhahwhahw!

Vaughn Simon
June 12th 08, 11:16 AM
"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in message
...
> I'm always glad to help.

I don't see you as helping anything here

Vaughn

Dan Luke[_2_]
June 12th 08, 01:57 PM
Creep.

Tina
June 12th 08, 02:27 PM
I think it's ok to use aviation technical language on an aviation
forum, but as a psychologist I hate to use our professional language
where those who don't understand it might not understand.

What we professionals call what is going on here is a "****ing
contest". It is a characteristic often exhibited by little boys or
those prone to road rage. We tend to think the best action is to
ignore the children, most often male but there are some females, who
engage in it.

What it does do is diminish the worth of those who engage in it: too
bad actually, since BtB does contribute real content many times.

Interesting how some people can bring out the worst in others. Well, I
make a lot of money dealing with such folks, who am I to complain?



On Jun 12, 8:57 am, "Dan Luke" > wrote:
> Creep.

June 12th 08, 02:35 PM
On Jun 12, 8:27 am, Tina > wrote:
> I think it's ok to use aviation technical language on an aviation
> forum, but as a psychologist I hate to use our professional language
> where those who don't understand it might not understand.
>
> What we professionals call what is going on here is a "****ing
> contest". It is a characteristic often exhibited by little boys or
> those prone to road rage. We tend to think the best action is to
> ignore the children, most often male but there are some females, who
> engage in it.
>
> What it does do is diminish the worth of those who engage in it: too
> bad actually, since BtB does contribute real content many times.
>
> Interesting how some people can bring out the worst in others. Well, I
> make a lot of money dealing with such folks, who am I to complain?
>
> On Jun 12, 8:57 am, "Dan Luke" > wrote:
>
> > Creep.

This group (heck, all of usenet) must be a showcase of everything in
DSM-IV.

If folks would say the Serenity Prayer before posting there'd be no
need for moderated forums, shoot, we'd proly see most groups full of
nothing but cheap chinese reebok ads.

Stealth Pilot[_2_]
June 12th 08, 03:19 PM
On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip >
wrote:

>"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:
>
>> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the group
>> a few days ago,
>

you complete and utter retard. Dudley has posted the exact opposite in
every one of his posts.
if you keep on reading through the end of your finger you're bound to
miss lines.
try missing different lines in each post, you wont seem to be as
stupid then.
>

> and see
>> this as a very strong link between him and Bertie.
>
>What, we're both pilots?
>
it is quite understandable that real pilots enjoy each other's
company.
in australia pilots are 1 in 738 of the population.
they're quite rare in the genuine form.

the other 737 range in intelligence all the way down to brown
cattledogs then merino sheep and last of all maxie.

maxie ease up on wearing the gumboots in public mate. they're the mark
of a social climber not yet equal to brown dogs.

Stealth Pilot

Maxwell[_2_]
June 12th 08, 03:29 PM
"Tina" > wrote in message
...
>I think it's ok to use aviation technical language on an aviation
> forum, but as a psychologist I hate to use our professional language
> where those who don't understand it might not understand.
>
> What we professionals call what is going on here is a "****ing
> contest". It is a characteristic often exhibited by little boys or
> those prone to road rage. We tend to think the best action is to
> ignore the children, most often male but there are some females, who
> engage in it.

Hardly, stick around.


>
> What it does do is diminish the worth of those who engage in it: too
> bad actually, since BtB does contribute real content many times.

Many times? Can you actually find a time when he didn't?


>
> Interesting how some people can bring out the worst in others. Well, I
> make a lot of money dealing with such folks, who am I to complain?
>
>
>
> On Jun 12, 8:57 am, "Dan Luke" > wrote:
>> Creep.
>

gatt[_5_]
June 12th 08, 05:20 PM
Maxwell wrote:

> So in an attempt to avoid leaving Dudley out, I will starting counting his
> spam posts and recording the related supporters for his cause as well

Whatever you feel like you need to do, I guess.

Most of use have more useful and interesting things to do with our lives
than counting somebody's posts. Have fun with that.

-c

Tina
June 12th 08, 05:21 PM
I agree there are people here who could be cited as references to the
DSM: I'm thinking a DSM for Dummies might be a best seller. I'm
working on the decision tree that will lead to the twig labeled
"****ing contest"



On Jun 12, 9:35 am, wrote:
> On Jun 12, 8:27 am, Tina > wrote:
>
>
>
> > I think it's ok to use aviation technical language on an aviation
> > forum, but as a psychologist I hate to use our professional language
> > where those who don't understand it might not understand.
>
> > What we professionals call what is going on here is a "****ing
> > contest". It is a characteristic often exhibited by little boys or
> > those prone to road rage. We tend to think the best action is to
> > ignore the children, most often male but there are some females, who
> > engage in it.
>
> > What it does do is diminish the worth of those who engage in it: too
> > bad actually, since BtB does contribute real content many times.
>
> > Interesting how some people can bring out the worst in others. Well, I
> > make a lot of money dealing with such folks, who am I to complain?
>
> > On Jun 12, 8:57 am, "Dan Luke" > wrote:
>
> > > Creep.
>
> This group (heck, all of usenet) must be a showcase of everything in
> DSM-IV.
>
> If folks would say the Serenity Prayer before posting there'd be no
> need for moderated forums, shoot, we'd proly see most groups full of
> nothing but cheap chinese reebok ads.

Jay Honeck[_2_]
June 12th 08, 05:43 PM
>You are not helping anything. You are a major disruption to the flow
>of ideas in this NG and I wish you would just go away. Your obsession
>with Dudley and BtB borders on the psychotic. I cannot imagine that
>anyone else on the NG thinks differently.

Actually, watching Maxwell counter-troll Bertie *was* fun, for a while.
Eventually it just grew tiresome, and he, too, joined my (now two-person)
killfile.

What he's got against Dudley, however, is a complete mystery...
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

JGalban via AviationKB.com
June 12th 08, 05:49 PM
Maxwell wrote:
>
>So in an attempt to avoid leaving Dudley out, I will starting counting his
>spam posts and recording the related supporters for his cause as well.

This is an aviation group. Why do you think anyone here would be
interested in your obsessive whining?

>
>Thanks for all the ideas on direct email. I'm always glad to help.

You would be helping a lot more by occasionally posting something about
flying. You are as disruptive to the group as those you are complaining
about.

John Galban=====>N4BQ (PA28-180)

--
Message posted via AviationKB.com
http://www.aviationkb.com/Uwe/Forums.aspx/aviation/200806/1

June 12th 08, 06:33 PM
On Jun 12, 9:29 am, "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote:
> "Tina" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> >I think it's ok to use aviation technical language on an aviation
> > forum, but as a psychologist I hate to use our professional language
> > where those who don't understand it might not understand.
>
> > What we professionals call what is going on here is a "****ing
> > contest". It is a characteristic often exhibited by little boys or
> > those prone to road rage. We tend to think the best action is to
> > ignore the children, most often male but there are some females, who
> > engage in it.
>
> Hardly, stick around.
>
>
>
> > What it does do is diminish the worth of those who engage in it: too
> > bad actually, since BtB does contribute real content many times.
>
> Many times? Can you actually find a time when he didn't?

Interesting reading comprehension skills the Max:

Your comment: "Can you actually find a time when he didn't?" in
response to "..BtB does contribute real content many times." indicates
that in your opinion Bertie "does contribute real content" and "many
times" to boot.

Shame when you lose an argument with yourself like that.

:-)

Maxwell[_2_]
June 12th 08, 07:00 PM
> wrote in message
...
>
> Interesting reading comprehension skills the Max:
>
> Your comment: "Can you actually find a time when he didn't?" in
> response to "..BtB does contribute real content many times." indicates
> that in your opinion Bertie "does contribute real content" and "many
> times" to boot.
>
> Shame when you lose an argument with yourself like that.
>

Nah, the shame is when the sockpuppets are to stupid to recognize sarcasm.

I'll try to be a little more deliberate in the future, just for the
handicapped ones like you.

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 12th 08, 08:24 PM
"Jay Honeck" > wrote in
news:2nc4k.151109$TT4.123629@attbi_s22:

>>You are not helping anything. You are a major disruption to the flow
>>of ideas in this NG and I wish you would just go away. Your obsession
>>with Dudley and BtB borders on the psychotic. I cannot imagine that
>>anyone else on the NG thinks differently.
>
> Actually, watching Maxwell counter-troll Bertie *was* fun, for a
> while. Eventually it just grew tiresome, and he, too, joined my (now
> two-person) killfile.
>
> What he's got against Dudley, however, is a complete mystery...


He's your friend...


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 12th 08, 08:27 PM
Stealth Pilot > wrote in
:

> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip >
> wrote:
>
>>"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:
>>
>>> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the
group
>>> a few days ago,
>>
>
> you complete and utter retard. Dudley has posted the exact opposite in
> every one of his posts.
> if you keep on reading through the end of your finger you're bound to
> miss lines.
> try missing different lines in each post, you wont seem to be as
> stupid then.
>>
>
>> and see
>>> this as a very strong link between him and Bertie.
>>
>>What, we're both pilots?
>>
> it is quite understandable that real pilots enjoy each other's
> company.
> in australia pilots are 1 in 738 of the population.
> they're quite rare in the genuine form.
>
> the other 737 range in intelligence all the way down to brown
> cattledogs then merino sheep and last of all maxie.
>
> maxie ease up on wearing the gumboots in public mate. they're the mark
> of a social climber not yet equal to brown dogs.
>
> Stealth Pilot
>
>
>
>
>

Is there an english-oz dictionary on line somewhere?


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]
June 12th 08, 08:28 PM
"JGalban via AviationKB.com" <u32749@uwe> wrote in
news:859266ec4b2fb@uwe:

> Maxwell wrote:
>>
>>So in an attempt to avoid leaving Dudley out, I will starting counting
>>his spam posts and recording the related supporters for his cause as
>>well.
>
> This is an aviation group. Why do you think anyone here would be
> interested in your obsessive whining?
>
>>
>>Thanks for all the ideas on direct email. I'm always glad to help.
>
> You would be helping a lot more by occasionally posting something
> about
> flying. You are as disruptive to the group as those you are
> complaining about.
>

I'd say more, but I'd hae to put my hands up to not being a totally
impartial observer.


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 12th 08, 08:29 PM
"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> > wrote in message
> .
> ..
>>
>> Interesting reading comprehension skills the Max:
>>
>> Your comment: "Can you actually find a time when he didn't?" in
>> response to "..BtB does contribute real content many times."
>> indicates that in your opinion Bertie "does contribute real content"
>> and "many times" to boot.
>>
>> Shame when you lose an argument with yourself like that.
>>
>
> Nah, the shame is when the sockpuppets are to stupid to recognize
> sarcasm.

The shamne is atualy you completely misuderstood the statement, fjukkwit.


>
> I'll try to be a little more deliberate in the future, just for the
> handicapped ones like you.


Maybe if he poked a screwdriver up into his frontal lobes he'd get it.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]
June 12th 08, 09:03 PM
"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:5pa4k.244$3q7.158
@newsfe15.lga:

>
> "Tina" > wrote in message
> ...
>>I think it's ok to use aviation technical language on an aviation
>> forum, but as a psychologist I hate to use our professional language
>> where those who don't understand it might not understand.
>>
>> What we professionals call what is going on here is a "****ing
>> contest". It is a characteristic often exhibited by little boys or
>> those prone to road rage. We tend to think the best action is to
>> ignore the children, most often male but there are some females, who
>> engage in it.
>
> Hardly, stick around.
>
>
>>
>> What it does do is diminish the worth of those who engage in it: too
>> bad actually, since BtB does contribute real content many times.
>
> Many times? Can you actually find a time when he didn't?
>

I'm considering having myself declared infallabile.



Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 12th 08, 09:10 PM
gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9ABB89FB6CF56A01773E1E7C2A948@
127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g2rt57$acb$3
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> "Jay Honeck" > wrote in
>> news:2nc4k.151109$TT4.123629@attbi_s22:
>>
>>>>You are not helping anything. You are a major disruption to the flow
>>>>of ideas in this NG and I wish you would just go away. Your obsession
>>>>with Dudley and BtB borders on the psychotic. I cannot imagine that
>>>>anyone else on the NG thinks differently.
>>>
>>> Actually, watching Maxwell counter-troll Bertie *was* fun, for a
>>> while. Eventually it just grew tiresome, and he, too, joined my (now
>>> two-person) killfile.
>>>
>>> What he's got against Dudley, however, is a complete mystery...
>>
>>
>> He's your friend...
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> YHBCT
>
> (You Have Been Counter-Trolled)
>

I'm only an innocent, guile-less bunyip



Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]
June 12th 08, 09:11 PM
Tina > wrote in news:9004ea4f-e82e-4273-9efe-
:

> I agree there are people here who could be cited as references to the
> DSM: I'm thinking a DSM for Dummies might be a best seller. I'm
> working on the decision tree that will lead to the twig labeled
> "****ing contest"
>

Hard to classify Maxie though. Didn't they drop "idiot" along with PMT and
homosexuality?


Bertie

June 12th 08, 09:21 PM
On Jun 12, 2:29*pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote :
>
>
>
>
>
> > > wrote in message
> .
> > ..
>
> >> Interesting reading comprehension skills the Max:
>
> >> Your comment: "Can you actually find a time when he didn't?" in
> >> response to "..BtB does contribute real content many times."
> >> indicates that in your opinion Bertie "does contribute real content"
> >> and "many times" to boot.
>
> >> Shame when you lose an argument with yourself like that.
>
> > Nah, the shame is when the sockpuppets are to stupid to recognize
> > sarcasm.
>
> The shamne is atualy you completely misuderstood the statement, fjukkwit.
>
>
>
> > I'll try to be a little more deliberate in the future, just for the
> > handicapped ones like you.
>
> Maybe if he poked a screwdriver up into his frontal lobes he'd get it.
>
> Bertie

What? And pop the balloon?

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 12th 08, 09:31 PM
wrote in
:

> On Jun 12, 2:29*pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote
>>
> a:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > > wrote in message
>> >news:9ebcb21b-7db0-4d9c-86f3-

>> >m.
>> > ..
>>
>> >> Interesting reading comprehension skills the Max:
>>
>> >> Your comment: "Can you actually find a time when he didn't?" in
>> >> response to "..BtB does contribute real content many times."
>> >> indicates that in your opinion Bertie "does contribute real
>> >> content" and "many times" to boot.
>>
>> >> Shame when you lose an argument with yourself like that.
>>
>> > Nah, the shame is when the sockpuppets are to stupid to recognize
>> > sarcasm.
>>
>> The shamne is atualy you completely misuderstood the statement,
>> fjukkwit.
>>
>>
>>
>> > I'll try to be a little more deliberate in the future, just for the
>> > handicapped ones like you.
>>
>> Maybe if he poked a screwdriver up into his frontal lobes he'd get
>> it.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> What? And pop the balloon?
>

Snort!


Bertie

Stealth Pilot[_2_]
June 13th 08, 12:34 PM
On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:27:58 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip >
wrote:

>Stealth Pilot > wrote in
:
>
>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:
>>>
>>>> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the
>group
>>>> a few days ago,
>>>
>>
>> you complete and utter retard. Dudley has posted the exact opposite in
>> every one of his posts.
>> if you keep on reading through the end of your finger you're bound to
>> miss lines.
>> try missing different lines in each post, you wont seem to be as
>> stupid then.
>>>
>>
>>> and see
>>>> this as a very strong link between him and Bertie.
>>>
>>>What, we're both pilots?
>>>
>> it is quite understandable that real pilots enjoy each other's
>> company.
>> in australia pilots are 1 in 738 of the population.
>> they're quite rare in the genuine form.
>>
>> the other 737 range in intelligence all the way down to brown
>> cattledogs then merino sheep and last of all maxie.
>>
>> maxie ease up on wearing the gumboots in public mate. they're the mark
>> of a social climber not yet equal to brown dogs.
>>
>> Stealth Pilot
>>

>
>Is there an english-oz dictionary on line somewhere?
>
>
>Bertie

just ask and I'll translate.
btw its not 'oz' that you'd be looking for it is 'strine language'
which is evidently how others hear our "australian language" being
spoken.

Stealth Pilot

Stealth Pilot[_2_]
June 13th 08, 12:38 PM
On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:27:03 -0700 (PDT), Tina >
wrote:

>I think it's ok to use aviation technical language on an aviation
>forum, but as a psychologist I hate to use our professional language
>where those who don't understand it might not understand.
>
>What we professionals call what is going on here is a "****ing
>contest". It is a characteristic often exhibited by little boys or
>those prone to road rage. We tend to think the best action is to
>ignore the children, most often male but there are some females, who
>engage in it.
>
>What it does do is diminish the worth of those who engage in it: too
>bad actually, since BtB does contribute real content many times.
>
>Interesting how some people can bring out the worst in others. Well, I
>make a lot of money dealing with such folks, who am I to complain?
>
>
>
>On Jun 12, 8:57 am, "Dan Luke" > wrote:
>> Creep.

(your thighs are safe I'm 12,000 miles away :-) )

seriously...
I've only ever met one person with a genuine inferiority complex.
if you translated his rants and posturings to text you'd have maxie.

Stealth Pilot

June 13th 08, 12:41 PM
On Jun 12, 3:31*pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> wrote :
>
> > On Jun 12, 2:29*pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> >> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote
> >>
> > a:
>
> >> > > wrote in message
> >> >news:9ebcb21b-7db0-4d9c-86f3-
>
>
>
>
>
> >> >m.
> >> > ..
>
> >> >> Interesting reading comprehension skills the Max:
>
> >> >> Your comment: "Can you actually find a time when he didn't?" in
> >> >> response to "..BtB does contribute real content many times."
> >> >> indicates that in your opinion Bertie "does contribute real
> >> >> content" and "many times" to boot.
>
> >> >> Shame when you lose an argument with yourself like that.
>
> >> > Nah, the shame is when the sockpuppets are to stupid to recognize
> >> > sarcasm.
>
> >> The shamne is atualy you completely misuderstood the statement,
> >> fjukkwit.
>
> >> > I'll try to be a little more deliberate in the future, just for the
> >> > handicapped ones like you.
>
> >> Maybe if he poked a screwdriver up into his frontal lobes he'd get
> >> it.
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > What? *And pop the balloon?
>
> Snort!
>
> Bertie

Did you ever see Stripes? The first meeting of all the platoon and
Francis says his name is Psycho...and proceeds to tell everyone that
if 'any of you homos touch any of my stuff...I'll kill ya!'.
Whereupon a squadmate goes 'woooo hhooooo' and Francis say 'you just
made the list'.

That reminds me of Maxw3ll...we all 'just made the list'.

Shame we can't tie the tails of Maxw3ll and Guth together and throw
them over a clothesline to sling it out.

ManhattanMan
June 13th 08, 04:52 PM
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>
> Is there an english-oz dictionary on line somewhere?
>
>
http://www.australiatravelsearch.com.au/trc/slang.html

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 22nd 08, 02:23 AM
Stealth Pilot > wrote in
:

> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:27:58 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip >
> wrote:
>
>>Stealth Pilot > wrote in
:
>>
>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:
>>>>
>>>>> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the
>>group
>>>>> a few days ago,
>>>>
>>>
>>> you complete and utter retard. Dudley has posted the exact opposite
in
>>> every one of his posts.
>>> if you keep on reading through the end of your finger you're bound
to
>>> miss lines.
>>> try missing different lines in each post, you wont seem to be as
>>> stupid then.
>>>>
>>>
>>>> and see
>>>>> this as a very strong link between him and Bertie.
>>>>
>>>>What, we're both pilots?
>>>>
>>> it is quite understandable that real pilots enjoy each other's
>>> company.
>>> in australia pilots are 1 in 738 of the population.
>>> they're quite rare in the genuine form.
>>>
>>> the other 737 range in intelligence all the way down to brown
>>> cattledogs then merino sheep and last of all maxie.
>>>
>>> maxie ease up on wearing the gumboots in public mate. they're the
mark
>>> of a social climber not yet equal to brown dogs.
>>>
>>> Stealth Pilot
>>>
>
>>
>>Is there an english-oz dictionary on line somewhere?
>>
>>
>>Bertie
>
> just ask and I'll translate.
> btw its not 'oz' that you'd be looking for it is 'strine language'
> which is evidently how others hear our "australian language" being
> spoken.
>
> Stealth Pilot
>

Heh heh. OK. I know a few aussie pilots alright. They are the real deal
alright. One I know claims to have hunted crocs out the back of a C 206
with some sort of semi automatic rifle. I think mainly because he was
afraid of getting into to trouble if he hunted abbos. All he was missing
was the hat with the corks.
Most of the others were relatively sane by comparison but all liked to
drink to an extent I wouldn;'t have thought possible.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 22nd 08, 03:28 AM
gregvk > wrote in
:

> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g3k9jc$jam$7
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Stealth Pilot > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:27:58 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>Stealth Pilot > wrote in
:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
>> >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the
>>>>group
>>>>>>> a few days ago,
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> you complete and utter retard. Dudley has posted the exact
>>>>> opposite
>> in
>>>>> every one of his posts.
>>>>> if you keep on reading through the end of your finger you're bound
>> to
>>>>> miss lines.
>>>>> try missing different lines in each post, you wont seem to be as
>>>>> stupid then.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> and see
>>>>>>> this as a very strong link between him and Bertie.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What, we're both pilots?
>>>>>>
>>>>> it is quite understandable that real pilots enjoy each other's
>>>>> company.
>>>>> in australia pilots are 1 in 738 of the population.
>>>>> they're quite rare in the genuine form.
>>>>>
>>>>> the other 737 range in intelligence all the way down to brown
>>>>> cattledogs then merino sheep and last of all maxie.
>>>>>
>>>>> maxie ease up on wearing the gumboots in public mate. they're the
>> mark
>>>>> of a social climber not yet equal to brown dogs.
>>>>>
>>>>> Stealth Pilot
>>>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Is there an english-oz dictionary on line somewhere?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Bertie
>>>
>>> just ask and I'll translate.
>>> btw its not 'oz' that you'd be looking for it is 'strine language'
>>> which is evidently how others hear our "australian language" being
>>> spoken.
>>>
>>> Stealth Pilot
>>>
>>
>> Heh heh. OK. I know a few aussie pilots alright. They are the real
>> deal alright. One I know claims to have hunted crocs out the back of
>> a C 206 with some sort of semi automatic rifle. I think mainly
>> because he was afraid of getting into to trouble if he hunted abbos.
>> All he was
> missing
>> was the hat with the corks.
>> Most of the others were relatively sane by comparison but all liked
>> to drink to an extent I wouldn;'t have thought possible.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> I think it's illegal in Oz to have a BAC under 0.02% if you're old
> enough to drink. And the legal drinking age is something like 7.
>

Pretty much. The bars that are designed to be hosed out are the part
that fascinates me, though.


Bertie

June 23rd 08, 02:36 PM
On Jun 21, 9:28*pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> gregvk > wrote .1:
>
>
>
> > Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g3k9jc$jam$7
> > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> >> Stealth Pilot > wrote in
> :
>
> >>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:27:58 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
> >>> > wrote:
>
> >>>>Stealth Pilot > wrote in
> :
>
> >>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
> >> >
> >>>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
> :
>
> >>>>>>> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave the
> >>>>group
> >>>>>>> a few days ago,
>
> >>>>> you complete and utter retard. Dudley has posted the exact
> >>>>> opposite
> >> in
> >>>>> every one of his posts.
> >>>>> if you keep on reading through the end of your finger you're bound
> >> to
> >>>>> miss lines.
> >>>>> try missing different lines in each post, you wont seem to be as
> >>>>> stupid then.
>
> >>>>>> and see
> >>>>>>> this as a very strong link between him and Bertie.
>
> >>>>>>What, we're both pilots?
>
> >>>>> it is quite understandable that real pilots enjoy each other's
> >>>>> company.
> >>>>> in australia pilots are 1 in 738 of the population.
> >>>>> they're quite rare in the genuine form.
>
> >>>>> the other 737 range in intelligence all the way down to *brown
> >>>>> cattledogs then merino sheep and last of all maxie.
>
> >>>>> maxie ease up on wearing the gumboots in public mate. they're the
> >> mark
> >>>>> of a social climber not yet equal to brown dogs.
>
> >>>>> Stealth Pilot
>
> >>>>Is there an english-oz dictionary on line somewhere?
>
> >>>>Bertie
>
> >>> just ask and I'll translate.
> >>> btw its not 'oz' that you'd be looking for it is 'strine language'
> >>> which is evidently how others hear our "australian language" being
> >>> spoken.
>
> >>> Stealth Pilot
>
> >> Heh heh. OK. I know a few aussie pilots alright. They are the real
> >> deal alright. One I know claims to have hunted crocs out the back of
> >> a C 206 with some sort of semi automatic rifle. I think mainly
> >> because he was afraid of getting into to trouble if he hunted abbos.
> >> All he was
> > missing
> >> was the hat with the corks.
> >> Most of the others were relatively sane by comparison but all liked
> >> to drink to an extent I wouldn;'t have thought possible.
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > I think it's illegal in Oz to have a BAC under 0.02% if you're old
> > enough to drink. *And the legal drinking age is something like 7.
>
> Pretty much. The bars that are designed to be hosed out are the part
> that fascinates me, though.
>
> Bertie

Kind a like the mod'd 737 for 'new & improved' airline industry.
Wonder how long it will take those bright lads to charge for lav use?
Starting to make Go Greyhound downright appealing.

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
June 23rd 08, 04:56 PM
wrote in
:

> On Jun 21, 9:28*pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> gregvk > wrote
>> innews:Xns9AC4D7AD43780C92E8DA40017A83E9
> :
>>
>>
>>
>> > Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g3k9jc$jam$7
>> > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>> >> Stealth Pilot > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> >>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:27:58 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
>> >>> > wrote:
>>
>> >>>>Stealth Pilot > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> >>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
>> >> >
>> >>>>> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>> :
>>
>> >>>>>>> As we all know, ever since Dudley posted his intent to leave
>> >>>>>>> the
>> >>>>group
>> >>>>>>> a few days ago,
>>
>> >>>>> you complete and utter retard. Dudley has posted the exact
>> >>>>> opposite
>> >> in
>> >>>>> every one of his posts.
>> >>>>> if you keep on reading through the end of your finger you're
>> >>>>> bound
>> >> to
>> >>>>> miss lines.
>> >>>>> try missing different lines in each post, you wont seem to be
>> >>>>> as stupid then.
>>
>> >>>>>> and see
>> >>>>>>> this as a very strong link between him and Bertie.
>>
>> >>>>>>What, we're both pilots?
>>
>> >>>>> it is quite understandable that real pilots enjoy each other's
>> >>>>> company.
>> >>>>> in australia pilots are 1 in 738 of the population.
>> >>>>> they're quite rare in the genuine form.
>>
>> >>>>> the other 737 range in intelligence all the way down to *brown
>> >>>>> cattledogs then merino sheep and last of all maxie.
>>
>> >>>>> maxie ease up on wearing the gumboots in public mate. they're
>> >>>>> the
>> >> mark
>> >>>>> of a social climber not yet equal to brown dogs.
>>
>> >>>>> Stealth Pilot
>>
>> >>>>Is there an english-oz dictionary on line somewhere?
>>
>> >>>>Bertie
>>
>> >>> just ask and I'll translate.
>> >>> btw its not 'oz' that you'd be looking for it is 'strine
>> >>> language' which is evidently how others hear our "australian
>> >>> language" being spoken.
>>
>> >>> Stealth Pilot
>>
>> >> Heh heh. OK. I know a few aussie pilots alright. They are the real
>> >> deal alright. One I know claims to have hunted crocs out the back
>> >> of a C 206 with some sort of semi automatic rifle. I think mainly
>> >> because he was afraid of getting into to trouble if he hunted
>> >> abbos. All he was
>> > missing
>> >> was the hat with the corks.
>> >> Most of the others were relatively sane by comparison but all
>> >> liked to drink to an extent I wouldn;'t have thought possible.
>>
>> >> Bertie
>>
>> > I think it's illegal in Oz to have a BAC under 0.02% if you're old
>> > enough to drink. *And the legal drinking age is something like 7.
>>
>> Pretty much. The bars that are designed to be hosed out are the part
>> that fascinates me, though.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Kind a like the mod'd 737 for 'new & improved' airline industry.
> Wonder how long it will take those bright lads to charge for lav use?
> Starting to make Go Greyhound downright appealing.
>

Really. I've been on a couple of those. Some of the people traveling
these days wouldn't be let on a bus!

Bertie

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