Maxwell[_2_]
July 4th 08, 12:47 AM
In article >, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler says...
> Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2008 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
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> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on July 9th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
> Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Maxwell
Ding! Ding! Ding!
And I'm sure this won't be Maxine's last nomination...
> Patriot Games
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Is Ken Darian
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> gregvk
> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> gregvk
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> dvus
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Raymond Karczewski
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Photon Degradation" by Double-A
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
> "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ed Conrad
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> gregvk
> Is Ken Darien
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BALSA GAVEL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore.
> Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip
Hey, Maxine, this makes two!
Not bad for your first month
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Brad Guth
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Abstain
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Charles Lysaght
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> John Wentzky
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
> The Gun Nutz of misc.survivalism and talk.politics.guns
> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Jeff Relf
> John Wentzky
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>
--
"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler says...
> Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2008 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on July 9th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
> Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Maxwell
Ding! Ding! Ding!
And I'm sure this won't be Maxine's last nomination...
> Patriot Games
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Is Ken Darian
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> gregvk
> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> gregvk
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> dvus
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Raymond Karczewski
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Photon Degradation" by Double-A
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
> "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ed Conrad
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> gregvk
> Is Ken Darien
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BALSA GAVEL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore.
> Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip
Hey, Maxine, this makes two!
Not bad for your first month
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Brad Guth
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Abstain
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Charles Lysaght
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> John Wentzky
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
> The Gun Nutz of misc.survivalism and talk.politics.guns
> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Jeff Relf
> John Wentzky
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>
--
"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"