Training Birdy the Budgy.

[Ken S. Tucker]

Son wanted a pet bird, off to the budgy store
goes he and mom. It was young and intelligent,
so I held it my hand snuggly for about an hour
a day and trained it. At 1st it didn't like it but
after a few small food bribes it was happy.
It learned to come when it was called and return
to cage when asked, it's bird house cage door
was never closed....we called it Birdy.

A friend with a real dumb bertie gives us a budgy
we called Wally cuz the thing kept flying into
walls, no nav sense at all, even had a bent nose.

We let Birdy and Wally share the same cage,
then one time Wally flys out and down the hall.
Well Wally won't talk to me but, if I chirped,
Birdy would chirp and then Wally would chirp,
Wally wouldn't chirp to me, but he and Birdy
were friends and he'd chirp if Birdy chirped.

Well I used to hang my suit coats in the front
hall, and we found Wally in my inside pocket,
snarly as hell, but we liked Wally, even though
it was idiot Bertie.
Ken

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Ken S. Tucker" > wrote in news:bc5701f5-34a5-4868-
:

> Son wanted a pet bird, off to the budgy store
> goes he and mom. It was young and intelligent,
> so I held it my hand snuggly for about an hour
> a day and trained it. At 1st it didn't like it but
> after a few small food bribes it was happy.
> It learned to come when it was called and return
> to cage when asked, it's bird house cage door
> was never closed....we called it Birdy.
>
> A friend with a real dumb bertie gives us a budgy
> we called Wally cuz the thing kept flying into
> walls, no nav sense at all, even had a bent nose.
>
> We let Birdy and Wally share the same cage,
> then one time Wally flys out and down the hall.
> Well Wally won't talk to me but, if I chirped,
> Birdy would chirp and then Wally would chirp,
> Wally wouldn't chirp to me, but he and Birdy
> were friends and he'd chirp if Birdy chirped.
>
> Well I used to hang my suit coats in the front
> hall, and we found Wally in my inside pocket,
> snarly as hell, but we liked Wally, even though
> it was idiot Bertie.
> Ken
>

Awww, Kenny! I thought you liked me? :(


Nice story BTW. You should get it illustrated. and sell it.



Bertie

[[email protected]]

On Jul 5, 5:41*pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> "Ken S. Tucker" > wrote in news:bc5701f5-34a5-4868-
> :
>
>
>
> > Son wanted a pet bird, off to the budgy store
> > goes he and mom. It was young and intelligent,
> > so I held it my hand snuggly for about an hour
> > a day and trained it. At 1st it didn't like it but
> > after a few small food bribes it was happy.
> > It learned to come when it was called and return
> > to cage when asked, it's bird house cage door
> > was never closed....we called it Birdy.
>
> > A friend with a real dumb bertie gives us a budgy
> > we called Wally cuz the thing kept flying into
> > walls, no nav sense at all, even had a bent nose.
>
> > We let Birdy and Wally share the same cage,
> > then one time Wally flys out and down the hall.
> > Well Wally won't talk to me but, if I chirped,
> > Birdy would chirp and then Wally would chirp,
> > Wally wouldn't chirp to me, but he and Birdy
> > were friends and he'd chirp if Birdy chirped.
>
> > Well I used to hang my suit coats in the front
> > hall, and we found Wally in my inside pocket,
> > snarly as hell, but we liked Wally, even though
> > it was idiot Bertie.
> > Ken
>
> Awww, Kenny! I thought you liked me? :(
>
> Nice story BTW. You should get it illustrated. and sell it.
>
> Bertie

Reminded me of Flowers for Algernon. Would need to change Wally to
Maxie though.

[Ken S. Tucker]

On Jul 9, 10:02 am, wrote:
> On Jul 5, 5:41 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>
>
>
> > "Ken S. Tucker" > wrote in news:bc5701f5-34a5-4868-
> > :
>
> > > Son wanted a pet bird, off to the budgy store
> > > goes he and mom. It was young and intelligent,
> > > so I held it my hand snuggly for about an hour
> > > a day and trained it. At 1st it didn't like it but
> > > after a few small food bribes it was happy.
> > > It learned to come when it was called and return
> > > to cage when asked, it's bird house cage door
> > > was never closed....we called it Birdy.
>
> > > A friend with a real dumb bertie gives us a budgy
> > > we called Wally cuz the thing kept flying into
> > > walls, no nav sense at all, even had a bent nose.
>
> > > We let Birdy and Wally share the same cage,
> > > then one time Wally flys out and down the hall.
> > > Well Wally won't talk to me but, if I chirped,
> > > Birdy would chirp and then Wally would chirp,
> > > Wally wouldn't chirp to me, but he and Birdy
> > > were friends and he'd chirp if Birdy chirped.
>
> > > Well I used to hang my suit coats in the front
> > > hall, and we found Wally in my inside pocket,
> > > snarly as hell, but we liked Wally, even though
> > > it was idiot Bertie.
> > > Ken
>
> > Awww, Kenny! I thought you liked me? :(
>
> > Nice story BTW. You should get it illustrated. and sell it.
>
> > Bertie

Yeah, a childrens essay or something.

> Reminded me of Flowers for Algernon. Would need to change Wally to
> Maxie though.

One of the few times I became emotionally involved
with a pet was with Birdy. It could do splendid VTOL
off my finger and fly around the house (2 story 4 bed)
for a 1/2 hour or so...upstairs, downstairs checking
out the place, he'd buzz the living room for minutes.
One time Birdy lands on the ceiling fan (it was off)
so I sneak in a bit of rpm to it and Birdy loved it,
bobbing his head to adjust for the acceleration.
I guess it was kind of like a Merry-Go-Round for him.
Anyway I'd keep making it go faster until he flew off,
but I got the sense he took it as a challenge to keep
hangin' on knowing what I was doing.

After he had exercise/play time, we'd tell him to go
"back to Birdy house" and off he go to his cage,
(don't want birds flying at dinner time).

I'd use a queer squeeky voice saying "good Birdy"
and that guy would look in his mirror and say "good
Birdy" to himself, and you can tell Birdy was laffing at
himself...he picked up a lot of words, and yakked up
storm while looking in the mirror.

I was floored by how intelligent Birdy came to be.
Ken

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

wrote in
:

> On Jul 5, 5:41*pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> "Ken S. Tucker" > wrote in
>> news:bc5701f5-34a5-4868-
>> :
>>
>>
>>
>> > Son wanted a pet bird, off to the budgy store
>> > goes he and mom. It was young and intelligent,
>> > so I held it my hand snuggly for about an hour
>> > a day and trained it. At 1st it didn't like it but
>> > after a few small food bribes it was happy.
>> > It learned to come when it was called and return
>> > to cage when asked, it's bird house cage door
>> > was never closed....we called it Birdy.
>>
>> > A friend with a real dumb bertie gives us a budgy
>> > we called Wally cuz the thing kept flying into
>> > walls, no nav sense at all, even had a bent nose.
>>
>> > We let Birdy and Wally share the same cage,
>> > then one time Wally flys out and down the hall.
>> > Well Wally won't talk to me but, if I chirped,
>> > Birdy would chirp and then Wally would chirp,
>> > Wally wouldn't chirp to me, but he and Birdy
>> > were friends and he'd chirp if Birdy chirped.
>>
>> > Well I used to hang my suit coats in the front
>> > hall, and we found Wally in my inside pocket,
>> > snarly as hell, but we liked Wally, even though
>> > it was idiot Bertie.
>> > Ken
>>
>> Awww, Kenny! I thought you liked me? :(
>>
>> Nice story BTW. You should get it illustrated. and sell it.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Reminded me of Flowers for Algernon. Would need to change Wally to
> Maxie though.
>

Mmm, yes I could see that working.. I think it should alos be published
in Ken's original hand, magic marker and all.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Ken S. Tucker" > wrote in
:

> On Jul 9, 10:02 am, wrote:
>> On Jul 5, 5:41 pm, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> > "Ken S. Tucker" > wrote in
>> > news:bc5701f5-34a5-4868-
>> > :
>>
>> > > Son wanted a pet bird, off to the budgy store
>> > > goes he and mom. It was young and intelligent,
>> > > so I held it my hand snuggly for about an hour
>> > > a day and trained it. At 1st it didn't like it but
>> > > after a few small food bribes it was happy.
>> > > It learned to come when it was called and return
>> > > to cage when asked, it's bird house cage door
>> > > was never closed....we called it Birdy.
>>
>> > > A friend with a real dumb bertie gives us a budgy
>> > > we called Wally cuz the thing kept flying into
>> > > walls, no nav sense at all, even had a bent nose.
>>
>> > > We let Birdy and Wally share the same cage,
>> > > then one time Wally flys out and down the hall.
>> > > Well Wally won't talk to me but, if I chirped,
>> > > Birdy would chirp and then Wally would chirp,
>> > > Wally wouldn't chirp to me, but he and Birdy
>> > > were friends and he'd chirp if Birdy chirped.
>>
>> > > Well I used to hang my suit coats in the front
>> > > hall, and we found Wally in my inside pocket,
>> > > snarly as hell, but we liked Wally, even though
>> > > it was idiot Bertie.
>> > > Ken
>>
>> > Awww, Kenny! I thought you liked me? :(
>>
>> > Nice story BTW. You should get it illustrated. and sell it.
>>
>> > Bertie
>
> Yeah, a childrens essay or something.
>
>> Reminded me of Flowers for Algernon. Would need to change Wally to
>> Maxie though.
>
> One of the few times I became emotionally involved
> with a pet was with Birdy. It could do splendid VTOL
> off my finger and fly around the house (2 story 4 bed)
> for a 1/2 hour or so...upstairs, downstairs checking
> out the place, he'd buzz the living room for minutes.
> One time Birdy lands on the ceiling fan (it was off)
> so I sneak in a bit of rpm to it and Birdy loved it,
> bobbing his head to adjust for the acceleration.
> I guess it was kind of like a Merry-Go-Round for him.
> Anyway I'd keep making it go faster until he flew off,
> but I got the sense he took it as a challenge to keep
> hangin' on knowing what I was doing.
>
> After he had exercise/play time, we'd tell him to go
> "back to Birdy house" and off he go to his cage,
> (don't want birds flying at dinner time).
>
> I'd use a queer squeeky voice saying "good Birdy"
> and that guy would look in his mirror and say "good
> Birdy" to himself, and you can tell Birdy was laffing at
> himself...he picked up a lot of words, and yakked up
> storm while looking in the mirror.
>
> I was floored by how intelligent Birdy came to be.

I'm sure you were.


Superior intellects can be very intimidating for one such as yourself.


Bertie

[Rich Ahrens[_2_]]

on 7/9/2008 12:53 PM Ken S. Tucker said the following:
> I'd use a queer squeeky voice

I bet.

[Ken S. Tucker]

On Jul 9, 4:07 pm, Rich Ahrens > wrote:
> on 7/9/2008 12:53 PM Ken S. Tucker said the following:
>
> > I'd use a queer squeeky voice
>
> I bet.

I picked up the accent while working in Toronto :-).

But you got me thinking. Birds and bats need to
somehow tune out the white noise of the air going
past them while they fly so they can still hear.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear

Perhaps their cochlea, being rather small, are more
sensitive to higher frequencies, sounds good to me.
Birdy would ignore me when I used regular speech,
probably below his threshold. But I started using a
high pitched scratchy fem voice for him and he liked
it, and emulated it.

I'm interested in that kind of stuff, I designed this
unit including the electronics,
http://www.trak4.com/earco/index.html
which we use to listen to birds with.
Ken

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Ken S. Tucker" > wrote in news:3622ef4b-0952-
:

> On Jul 9, 4:07 pm, Rich Ahrens > wrote:
>> on 7/9/2008 12:53 PM Ken S. Tucker said the following:
>>
>> > I'd use a queer squeeky voice
>>
>> I bet.
>
> I picked up the accent while working in Toronto :-).
>
> But you got me thinking. Birds and bats need to
> somehow tune out the white noise of the air going
> past them while they fly so they can still hear.
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear
>
> Perhaps their cochlea, being rather small, are more
> sensitive to higher frequencies, sounds good to me.
> Birdy would ignore me when I used regular speech,
> probably below his threshold. But I started using a
> high pitched scratchy fem voice for him and he liked
> it, and emulated it.
>
> I'm interested in that kind of stuff, I designed this
> unit including the electronics,
> http://www.trak4.com/earco/index.html
> which we use to listen to birds with


I think you're definitely on next month's niminee list there, k00kie
boi.

I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.



Bertie
>

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
>
> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>
>
>
> Bertie
>>
>

As for your mother as well.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626$3q7.13234
@newsfe15.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>>>
>>
>
> As for your mother as well.


OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's mother. How do you
know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp, slowly and painfully?

Are you mocking the holocaust?


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
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> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626$3q7.13234
> @newsfe15.lga:
>
>>
>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>>>
>>>
>>
>> As for your mother as well.
>
>
> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's mother. How do you
> know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp, slowly and
> painfully?
>
> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>
>
> Bertie

Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother Burtie, just that
she deserved a weird science award for having to giving birth to a live
miscarriage like you.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
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>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626$3q7.13234
>> @newsfe15.lga:
>>
>>>
>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> As for your mother as well.
>>
>>
>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's mother. How do
>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp, slowly and
>> painfully?
>>
>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother Burtie,
> just that she deserved a weird science award for having to giving
> birth to a live miscarriage like you


Awww, ait you sweet.

Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..




Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD7CAEEEA203C02E46A2D07@
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> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56bck$hdc$10
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>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>> :
>>
>>>
>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626$3q7.13234
>>>> @newsfe15.lga:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> As for your mother as well.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's mother. How do
>>>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp, slowly
and
>>>> painfully?
>>>>
>>>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother Burtie,
>>> just that she deserved a weird science award for having to giving
>>> birth to a live miscarriage like you
>>
>>
>> Awww, ait you sweet.
>>
>> Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..
>
> My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell out of
a
> gun tower.
>

Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that he won't
hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.

It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD7CD8C4A608C02E46A2D07@
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>> gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD7CAEEEA203C02E46A2D07@
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>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56bck$hdc$10
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>>>
>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626
$3q7.13234
>>>>>> @newsfe15.lga:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As for your mother as well.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's mother. How
do
>>>>>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp, slowly
>> and
>>>>>> painfully?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>
>>>>> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother Burtie,
>>>>> just that she deserved a weird science award for having to giving
>>>>> birth to a live miscarriage like you
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Awww, ait you sweet.
>>>>
>>>> Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..
>>>
>>> My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell out
of
>> a
>>> gun tower.
>>>
>>
>> Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that he won't
>> hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.
>>
>> It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.
>
> It's his way of "getting even" with the universe for making him turn
out
> the way he did.
>

As good an explanation as any. I was thinking he'd been pulled off the
tit too soon.

Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in
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>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56bck$hdc$10
>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
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>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
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>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626
>> $3q7.13234
>>>>>>>> @newsfe15.lga:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> As for your mother as well.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's mother.
>>>>>>>> How
>> do
>>>>>>>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp,
>>>>>>>> slowly
>>>> and
>>>>>>>> painfully?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother
>>>>>>> Burtie, just that she deserved a weird science award for having
>>>>>>> to giving birth to a live miscarriage like you
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Awww, ait you sweet.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..
>>>>>
>>>>> My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell
>>>>> out
>> of
>>>> a
>>>>> gun tower.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that he
>>>> won't hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.
>>>>
>>>> It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.
>>>
>>> It's his way of "getting even" with the universe for making him turn
>> out
>>> the way he did.
>>>
>>
>> As good an explanation as any. I was thinking he'd been pulled off
>> the tit too soon.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Or left on waaaay too long. Just imagine how *you* would have turned
> out if your "school lunch" had consisted of your mom showing up to
> nurse you in front of everybody.
>
Depends. Primary, secondary or college?

Bertie

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On Jul 10, 7:58*pm, "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote:
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in .com...
>
>
>
> > "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626$3q7.13234
> > @newsfe15.lga:
>
> >> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> >>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>
> >>> Bertie
>
> >> As for your mother as well.
>
> > OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's mother. How do you
> > know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp, slowly and
> > painfully?
>
> > Are you mocking the holocaust?
>
> > Bertie
>
> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother Burtie, just that
> she deserved a weird science award for having to giving birth to a live
> miscarriage like you.

Opposed to a dead one like you, hmmm?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

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>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626
>>>> $3q7.13234
>>>>>>>>>> @newsfe15.lga:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As for your mother as well.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's mother.
>>>>>>>>>> How
>>>> do
>>>>>>>>>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp,
>>>>>>>>>> slowly
>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>> painfully?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother
>>>>>>>>> Burtie, just that she deserved a weird science award for
having
>>>>>>>>> to giving birth to a live miscarriage like you
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Awww, ait you sweet.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell
>>>>>>> out
>>>> of
>>>>>> a
>>>>>>> gun tower.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that he
>>>>>> won't hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's his way of "getting even" with the universe for making him
turn
>>>> out
>>>>> the way he did.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> As good an explanation as any. I was thinking he'd been pulled off
>>>> the tit too soon.
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> Or left on waaaay too long. Just imagine how *you* would have
turned
>>> out if your "school lunch" had consisted of your mom showing up to
>>> nurse you in front of everybody.
>>>
>> Depends. Primary, secondary or college?
>>
>> Bertie
>
> You mean you actually would have wanted your mother to breastfeed you
in
> public (or *at all*) at any point beyond the age of 6 months or so?
> That's pretty goddamn ****ed up, you know that?
>

Hey, tits are tits.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD983F8FFA4FC02E46A2D07@
127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g5atb3$70a$9
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD97D82AA9A9C02E46A2D07@
>> 127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56v8f$748$3
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56flp$qbp$4
>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>> news:Xns9AD7CD8C4A608C02E46A2D07@
>>>>>> 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56epe$qbp$2
>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns9AD7CAEEEA203C02E46A2D07@ 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56bck$hdc$10
>>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626
>>>>>> $3q7.13234
>>>>>>>>>>>> @newsfe15.lga:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> As for your mother as well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's
mother.
>>>>>>>>>>>> How
>>>>>> do
>>>>>>>>>>>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp,
>>>>>>>>>>>> slowly
>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother
>>>>>>>>>>> Burtie, just that she deserved a weird science award for
>> having
>>>>>>>>>>> to giving birth to a live miscarriage like you
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Awww, ait you sweet.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and
fell
>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>> gun tower.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that he
>>>>>>>> won't hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's his way of "getting even" with the universe for making him
>> turn
>>>>>> out
>>>>>>> the way he did.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As good an explanation as any. I was thinking he'd been pulled
off
>>>>>> the tit too soon.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>
>>>>> Or left on waaaay too long. Just imagine how *you* would have
>> turned
>>>>> out if your "school lunch" had consisted of your mom showing up to
>>>>> nurse you in front of everybody.
>>>>>
>>>> Depends. Primary, secondary or college?
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> You mean you actually would have wanted your mother to breastfeed
you
>> in
>>> public (or *at all*) at any point beyond the age of 6 months or so?
>>> That's pretty goddamn ****ed up, you know that?
>>>
>>
>> Hey, tits are tits.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> By that reasoning, you'd be happy to suck on your dad's breasts in
> public, too...
>

Amazing the way your mind works...



Well, maybe not amazing...

And actually, the word "works" may have been a bit of a stretch, too.


Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD9A950A558FC02E46A2D07@
127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g5baju$9ln$3
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD983F8FFA4FC02E46A2D07@
>> 127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g5atb3$70a$9
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk > wrote in
news:Xns9AD97D82AA9A9C02E46A2D07@
>>>> 127.0.0.1:
>>>>
>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56v8f$748$3
>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>>> :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56flp$qbp$4
>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>> news:Xns9AD7CD8C4A608C02E46A2D07@
>>>>>>>> 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56epe$qbp$2
>>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9AD7CAEEEA203C02E46A2D07@ 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56bck$hdc$10
>>>>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:nstdk.17626
>>>>>>>> $3q7.13234
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @newsfe15.lga:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As for your mother as well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's
>> mother.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How
>>>>>>>> do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slowly
>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Burtie, just that she deserved a weird science award for
>>>> having
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to giving birth to a live miscarriage like you
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Awww, ait you sweet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and
>> fell
>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>> gun tower.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that
he
>>>>>>>>>> won't hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's his way of "getting even" with the universe for making
him
>>>> turn
>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>> the way he did.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> As good an explanation as any. I was thinking he'd been pulled
>> off
>>>>>>>> the tit too soon.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or left on waaaay too long. Just imagine how *you* would have
>>>> turned
>>>>>>> out if your "school lunch" had consisted of your mom showing up
to
>>>>>>> nurse you in front of everybody.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Depends. Primary, secondary or college?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>
>>>>> You mean you actually would have wanted your mother to breastfeed
>> you
>>>> in
>>>>> public (or *at all*) at any point beyond the age of 6 months or
so?
>>>>> That's pretty goddamn ****ed up, you know that?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hey, tits are tits.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> By that reasoning, you'd be happy to suck on your dad's breasts in
>>> public, too...
>>>
>>
>> Amazing the way your mind works...
>>
>>
>>
>> Well, maybe not amazing...
>>
>> And actually, the word "works" may have been a bit of a stretch, too.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> And you realize, of course, that dogs have tits, too. Want a
lactating
> dog to breastfeed you in public?
>

Nah,. dog milk sucks.


bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
>
> Nah,. dog milk sucks.
>
>
> bertie

Sounds like the voice of experience again.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:5Raek.20362$%q.3114
@newsfe24.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Nah,. dog milk sucks.
>>
>>
>> bertie
>
> Sounds like the voice of experience again.
>
>
>

Aww, yer really beatin me up here, fjukktard.



Bertie

[dracosilv]

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD9A950A558FC02E46A2D07@
> 127.0.0.1:
>
>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g5baju$9ln$3
>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>> news:Xns9AD983F8FFA4FC02E46A2D07@ 127.0.0.1:
>>>
>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g5atb3$70a$9
>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
> news:Xns9AD97D82AA9A9C02E46A2D07@
>>>>> 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56v8f$748$3
>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56flp$qbp$4
>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns9AD7CD8C4A608C02E46A2D07@
>>>>>>>>> 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56epe$qbp$2
>>>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9AD7CAEEEA203C02E46A2D07@ 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56bck$hdc$10
>>>>>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nstdk.17626 $3q7.13234 @newsfe15.lga:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As for your mother as well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mother. How
>>>>>>>>> do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> camp, slowly
>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mother Burtie, just that she deserved a weird science
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> award for having to giving birth to a live miscarriage
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Awww, ait you sweet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and
>>>>>>>>>>>> fell out of a
>>>>>>>>>>>> gun tower.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that
>>>>>>>>>>> he won't hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's his way of "getting even" with the universe for making
> him
>>>>> turn
>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>> the way he did.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> As good an explanation as any. I was thinking he'd been
>>>>>>>>> pulled off the tit too soon.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or left on waaaay too long. Just imagine how *you* would have
>>>>>>>> turned out if your "school lunch" had consisted of your mom
>>>>>>>> showing up to nurse you in front of everybody.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Depends. Primary, secondary or college?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You mean you actually would have wanted your mother to
>>>>>> breastfeed you in public (or *at all*) at any point beyond the
>>>>>> age of 6 months or so? That's pretty goddamn ****ed up, you know
>>>>>> that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey, tits are tits.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Bertie
>>>>
>>>> By that reasoning, you'd be happy to suck on your dad's breasts in
>>>> public, too...
>>>>
>>>
>>> Amazing the way your mind works...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Well, maybe not amazing...
>>>
>>> And actually, the word "works" may have been a bit of a stretch,
>>> too.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>> And you realize, of course, that dogs have tits, too. Want a
>> lactating dog to breastfeed you in public?
>>
>
> Nah,. dog milk sucks.

Careful there Bertie, you're setting yourself for greggie (or others) to
ask:

How do you know how it tastes?

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of §ñühw¤£f:
This is you not giving a ****?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"dracosilv" > wrote in :

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> gregvk > wrote in news:Xns9AD9A950A558FC02E46A2D07@
>> 127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g5baju$9ln$3
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>> news:Xns9AD983F8FFA4FC02E46A2D07@ 127.0.0.1:
>>>>
>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g5atb3$70a$9
>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>> news:Xns9AD97D82AA9A9C02E46A2D07@
>>>>>> 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56v8f$748$3
>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56flp$qbp$4
>>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns9AD7CD8C4A608C02E46A2D07@
>>>>>>>>>> 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56epe$qbp$2
>>>>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk > wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9AD7CAEEEA203C02E46A2D07@ 127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie the Bunyip > wrote in news:g56bck$hdc$10
>>>>>>>>>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nstdk.17626 $3q7.13234 @newsfe15.lga:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think a weird science award is on the cards for
you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As for your mother as well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mother. How
>>>>>>>>>> do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> camp, slowly
>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you mocking the holocaust?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mother Burtie, just that she deserved a weird science
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> award for having to giving birth to a live miscarriage
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Awww, ait you sweet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> fell out of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> gun tower.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that
>>>>>>>>>>>> he won't hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's his way of "getting even" with the universe for making
>> him
>>>>>> turn
>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>> the way he did.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As good an explanation as any. I was thinking he'd been
>>>>>>>>>> pulled off the tit too soon.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or left on waaaay too long. Just imagine how *you* would have
>>>>>>>>> turned out if your "school lunch" had consisted of your mom
>>>>>>>>> showing up to nurse you in front of everybody.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Depends. Primary, secondary or college?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You mean you actually would have wanted your mother to
>>>>>>> breastfeed you in public (or *at all*) at any point beyond the
>>>>>>> age of 6 months or so? That's pretty goddamn ****ed up, you know
>>>>>>> that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey, tits are tits.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>
>>>>> By that reasoning, you'd be happy to suck on your dad's breasts in
>>>>> public, too...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Amazing the way your mind works...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well, maybe not amazing...
>>>>
>>>> And actually, the word "works" may have been a bit of a stretch,
>>>> too.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> And you realize, of course, that dogs have tits, too. Want a
>>> lactating dog to breastfeed you in public?
>>>
>>
>> Nah,. dog milk sucks.
>
> Careful there Bertie, you're setting yourself for greggie (or others)
to
> ask:
>
> How do you know how it tastes?
>

Well, duh!

If I don't throw them a bone every now and again they lose interest.

Bertie