Re: RFD - soc.religion.asatru.is-dead

[Aratzio]

On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
bowman > got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>
>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to herd
>>> cats...impossible! ;-)
>>
>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post into
>> a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>
>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let the
>other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>

Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.

Oh wait, that would be the brave asatru nazis that all run away,
hiding behind killfiles and needing moderated newsgroups to protect
them.

Please, in the future, try not to let so much irony leak into a single
sentence.


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[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Aratzio > wrote in
:

> On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
> bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>>
>>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to
>>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>>>
>>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post
>>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>>
>>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let
>>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>>
>
> Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
> hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>

Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!


Bertie

[Aratzio]

On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:44:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip > got
double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio > wrote in
:
>
>> On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
>> bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to
>>>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>>>>
>>>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post
>>>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>>>
>>>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let
>>>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>>>
>>
>> Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>> hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>>
>
>Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>
>
>Bertie

He is already remote viewing me.


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[Aratzio]

On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:36 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver >
got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:44:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip > got
>> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio > wrote in
:
>>>
>>>> On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
>>>> bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to
>>>>>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post
>>>>>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>>>>>
>>>>>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let
>>>>>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>>>> hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>>>
>>>
>>>Bertie
>>
>> He is already remote viewing me.
>
>Even when you're in the shower?

Ask the Hjorned Hjelmet Nazi Coward.


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[Rich Ahrens[_2_]]

on 8/16/2008 2:39 PM Tim Weaver said the following:
> Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:44:10 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip > got
>> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> Aratzio > wrote in
>>> :
>>>
>>>> On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
>>>> bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to
>>>>>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>>>>>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post
>>>>>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>>>>> It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let
>>>>> the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>>>>>
>>>> Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>>>> hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>>>>
>>> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>> He is already remote viewing me.
>
> Even when you're in the shower?

Knowing Djirkie, *especially* then...

[mariposas rand mair fheal]

In article >,
Aratzio > wrote:

> On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
> bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
> >
> >>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to herd
> >>> cats...impossible! ;-)
> >>
> >> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post into
> >> a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >
> >It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let the
> >other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
> >
>
> Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
> hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.

woof woof
grrrrr
woof

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

[Aratzio]

On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:00:27 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article >,
> Aratzio > wrote:
>
>> On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
>> bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>> >
>> >>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to herd
>> >>> cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >>
>> >> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post into
>> >> a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >
>> >It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let the
>> >other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>> >
>>
>> Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>> hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>
>woof woof
>grrrrr
>woof
>

Meow.


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[mariposas rand mair fheal]

In article >,
Aratzio > wrote:

> On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:00:27 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> > got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article >,
> > Aratzio > wrote:
> >
> >> On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
> >> bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to herd
> >> >>> cats...impossible! ;-)
> >> >>
> >> >> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post into
> >> >> a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >> >
> >> >It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let the
> >> >other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
> >> hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
> >
> >woof woof
> >grrrrr
> >woof
> >
>
> Meow.

ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
hrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
crup

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

[Aratzio]

On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:34:22 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> got double secret probation for writing:

>In article >,
> Aratzio > wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:00:27 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> > got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >In article >,
>> > Aratzio > wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
>> >> bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>
>> >> >On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to herd
>> >> >>> cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post into
>> >> >> a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >> >
>> >> >It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let the
>> >> >other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>> >> hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>> >
>> >woof woof
>> >grrrrr
>> >woof
>> >
>>
>> Meow.
>
>ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
>hrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>crup
>
MEOW!


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[CovvTseTung]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Aratzio > wrote in
> :
>
> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, robert
> > bowman > got double secret probation for writing:
> >
> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
> >>
> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying to
> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
> >>>
> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to post
> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >>
> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to let
> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
> >>
> >
> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>
> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!

What is it now, two, three years?

I still appear to be intact.

And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

CovvTseTung > wrote in
:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> Aratzio > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
robert
>> > bowman > got double secret probation for
writing:
>> >
>> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying
to
>> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >>>
>> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
post
>> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >>
>> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
let
>> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>> >>
>> >
>> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>>
>> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>
> What is it now, two, three years?
>
> I still appear to be intact.
>
> And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...


Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set to
kill me of old age.

Bertie

[CovvTseTung]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> :
>
> > In article >, Bertie the
> > Bunyip says...
> >
> >> Aratzio > wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> robert
> >> > bowman > got double secret probation for
> writing:
> >> >
> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying
> to
> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
> post
> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >> >>
> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
> let
> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
> >>
> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
> >
> > What is it now, two, three years?
> >
> > I still appear to be intact.
> >
> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>
>
> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set to
> kill me of old age.

Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex wsterproof
keybards...

I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired from the
game.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Aratzio]

On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:07:05 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie the Bunyip > got double secret
probation for writing:

>CovvTseTung > wrote in
:
>
>> In article >, Bertie the
>> Bunyip says...
>>
>>> Aratzio > wrote in
>>> :
>>>
>>> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>robert
>>> > bowman > got double secret probation for
>writing:
>>> >
>>> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying
>to
>>> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
>post
>>> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>>> >>
>>> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
>let
>>> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>>> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>>>
>>> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>>
>> What is it now, two, three years?
>>
>> I still appear to be intact.
>>
>> And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>
>
>Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set to
>kill me of old age.
>
>Bertie

Djirkie and his Psionic Weapon just out of the box:
"****ing Taiwanese users manual, **** it, Bertie is a dead man,
<pushes button>, there that will take care of him <flounce>"



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[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

CovvTseTung > wrote in
:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> > In article >, Bertie the
>> > Bunyip says...
>> >
>> >> Aratzio > wrote in
>> >> :
>> >>
>> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> robert
>> >> > bowman > got double secret probation for
>> writing:
>> >> >
>> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like
>> >> >>>> trying
>> to
>> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
>> post
>> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
>> let
>> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers
>> >> >>nervous.
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>> >>
>> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>> >
>> > What is it now, two, three years?
>> >
>> > I still appear to be intact.
>> >
>> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>>
>>
>> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set
>> to kill me of old age.
>
> Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex wsterproof
> keybards...
>
> I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired from the
> game.
>

Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.

Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Aratzio > wrote in
:

> On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:07:05 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie the Bunyip > got double secret
> probation for writing:
>
>>CovvTseTung > wrote in
:
>>
>>> In article >, Bertie the
>>> Bunyip says...
>>>
>>>> Aratzio > wrote in
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>robert
>>>> > bowman > got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>>> >
>>>> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying
>>to
>>>> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
>>post
>>>> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
>>let
>>>> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers
nervous.
>>>> >>
>>>> >
>>>> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>>>> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>>>>
>>>> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>>>
>>> What is it now, two, three years?
>>>
>>> I still appear to be intact.
>>>
>>> And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>>
>>
>>Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set
to
>>kill me of old age.
>>
>>Bertie
>
> Djirkie and his Psionic Weapon just out of the box:
> "****ing Taiwanese users manual, **** it, Bertie is a dead man,
> <pushes button>, there that will take care of him <flounce>"


Snort!


If he had any idea what was happening in my life at the time..


Bertie

[Maxwell[_2_]]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> :
>
> > In article >, Bertie the
> > Bunyip says...
> >
> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >> > In article >, Bertie the
> >> > Bunyip says...
> >> >
> >> >> Aratzio > wrote in
> >> >> :
> >> >>
> >> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> robert
> >> >> > bowman > got double secret probation for
> >> writing:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like
> >> >> >>>> trying
> >> to
> >> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
> >> post
> >> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
> >> let
> >> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers
> >> >> >>nervous.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
> >> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
> >> >>
> >> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
> >> >
> >> > What is it now, two, three years?
> >> >
> >> > I still appear to be intact.
> >> >
> >> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
> >>
> >>
> >> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set
> >> to kill me of old age.
> >
> > Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex wsterproof
> > keybards...
> >
> > I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired from the
> > game.
> >
>
> Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.
>
> Bertie

Amazing how he reappears when his name is mentioned.

Maybe he's bought one of Djirkies physic toys to keep an eye on you.
--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Maxwell[_2_]]

In article >, Aratzio
says...

> On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:07:05 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie the Bunyip > got double secret
> probation for writing:
>
> >CovvTseTung > wrote in
> :
> >
> >> In article >, Bertie the
> >> Bunyip says...
> >>
> >>> Aratzio > wrote in
> >>> :
> >>>
> >>> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >robert
> >>> > bowman > got double secret probation for
> >writing:
> >>> >
> >>> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying
> >to
> >>> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
> >post
> >>> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >>> >>
> >>> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
> >let
> >>> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
> >>> >>
> >>> >
> >>> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
> >>> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
> >>>
> >>> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
> >>
> >> What is it now, two, three years?
> >>
> >> I still appear to be intact.
> >>
> >> And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
> >
> >
> >Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set to
> >kill me of old age.
> >
> >Bertie
>
> Djirkie and his Psionic Weapon just out of the box:
> "****ing Taiwanese users manual, **** it, Bertie is a dead man,
> <pushes button>, there that will take care of him <flounce>"

<giggle>

When I read that, I translated the last word in my mind as <flatulence>

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote in news:MPG.2312a3d15649e37698b271
@notbxpats.edu:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> > In article >, Bertie the
>> > Bunyip says...
>> >
>> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> >> :
>> >>
>> >> > In article >, Bertie
the
>> >> > Bunyip says...
>> >> >
>> >> >> Aratzio > wrote in
>> >> >> :
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> robert
>> >> >> > bowman > got double secret probation for
>> >> writing:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like
>> >> >> >>>> trying
>> >> to
>> >> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves
to
>> >> post
>> >> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by
to
>> >> let
>> >> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers
>> >> >> >>nervous.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the
hjorned
>> >> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>> >> >
>> >> > What is it now, two, three years?
>> >> >
>> >> > I still appear to be intact.
>> >> >
>> >> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon
set
>> >> to kill me of old age.
>> >
>> > Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex wsterproof
>> > keybards...
>> >
>> > I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired from
the
>> > game.
>> >
>>
>> Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Amazing how he reappears when his name is mentioned.
>
> Maybe he's bought one of Djirkies physic toys to keep an eye on you.


Nah, he's just real easy to provoke into throwing his toys out of the
playpen mode. A few jabs in his direction and he dons the cloak and
becomes "MAXIE"



Bertie

[Aratzio]

On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:11:12 -0700, in alt.rhode_island, Maxwell
<luv2^fly99@live.^com> bloviated:

>In article >, Aratzio
>says...
>
>> On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:07:05 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie the Bunyip > got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>> >CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> :
>> >
>> >> In article >, Bertie the
>> >> Bunyip says...
>> >>
>> >>> Aratzio > wrote in
>> >>> :
>> >>>
>> >>> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >robert
>> >>> > bowman > got double secret probation for
>> >writing:
>> >>> >
>> >>> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying
>> >to
>> >>> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >>> >>>
>> >>> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
>> >post
>> >>> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
>> >let
>> >>> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >
>> >>> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
>> >>> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
>> >>>
>> >>> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>> >>
>> >> What is it now, two, three years?
>> >>
>> >> I still appear to be intact.
>> >>
>> >> And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>> >
>> >
>> >Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set to
>> >kill me of old age.
>> >
>> >Bertie
>>
>> Djirkie and his Psionic Weapon just out of the box:
>> "****ing Taiwanese users manual, **** it, Bertie is a dead man,
>> <pushes button>, there that will take care of him <flounce>"
>
><giggle>
>
>When I read that, I translated the last word in my mind as <flatulence>

That is the name of my main server in my office.

[Chairman Cow]

In article >, Aratzio
says...

> On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:11:12 -0700, in alt.rhode_island, Maxwell
> <luv2^fly99@live.^com> bloviated:
>
> >In article >, Aratzio
> >says...
> >
> >> On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:07:05 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> >> alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie the Bunyip > got double secret
> >> probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >CovvTseTung > wrote in
> >> :
> >> >
> >> >> In article >, Bertie the
> >> >> Bunyip says...
> >> >>
> >> >>> Aratzio > wrote in
> >> >>> :
> >> >>>
> >> >>> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >robert
> >> >>> > bowman > got double secret probation for
> >> >writing:
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like trying
> >> >to
> >> >>> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
> >> >>> >>>
> >> >>> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves to
> >> >post
> >> >>> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by to
> >> >let
> >> >>> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers nervous.
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the hjorned
> >> >>> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
> >> >>
> >> >> What is it now, two, three years?
> >> >>
> >> >> I still appear to be intact.
> >> >>
> >> >> And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon set to
> >> >kill me of old age.
> >> >
> >> >Bertie
> >>
> >> Djirkie and his Psionic Weapon just out of the box:
> >> "****ing Taiwanese users manual, **** it, Bertie is a dead man,
> >> <pushes button>, there that will take care of him <flounce>"
> >
> ><giggle>
> >
> >When I read that, I translated the last word in my mind as <flatulence>
>
> That is the name of my main server in my office.

None of ours have names. But given that my predecessor was from Omaha,
I shouldn't be surprised. No imagination.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Chairman Cow]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote in news:MPG.2312a3d15649e37698b271
> @notbxpats.edu:
>
> > In article >, Bertie the
> > Bunyip says...
> >
> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >> > In article >, Bertie the
> >> > Bunyip says...
> >> >
> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> >> >> :
> >> >>
> >> >> > In article >, Bertie
> the
> >> >> > Bunyip says...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Aratzio > wrote in
> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >> robert
> >> >> >> > bowman > got double secret probation for
> >> >> writing:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like
> >> >> >> >>>> trying
> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise themselves
> to
> >> >> post
> >> >> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go by
> to
> >> >> let
> >> >> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers
> >> >> >> >>nervous.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the
> hjorned
> >> >> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary posters.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What is it now, two, three years?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I still appear to be intact.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic weapon
> set
> >> >> to kill me of old age.
> >> >
> >> > Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex wsterproof
> >> > keybards...
> >> >
> >> > I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired from
> the
> >> > game.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.
> >>
> >> Bertie
> >
> > Amazing how he reappears when his name is mentioned.
> >
> > Maybe he's bought one of Djirkies physic toys to keep an eye on you.
>
>
> Nah, he's just real easy to provoke into throwing his toys out of the
> playpen mode. A few jabs in his direction and he dons the cloak and
> becomes "MAXIE"

A 'cloak'?

So that's what he calls his diaper...

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Chairman Cow > wrote in
:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote in
>> news:MPG.2312a3d15649e37698b271 @notbxpats.edu:
>>
>> > In article >, Bertie the
>> > Bunyip says...
>> >
>> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> >> :
>> >>
>> >> > In article >, Bertie
>> >> > the Bunyip says...
>> >> >
>> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> >> >> :
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > In article >,
>> >> >> > Bertie
>> the
>> >> >> > Bunyip says...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Aratzio > wrote in
>> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of
>> >> >> >> > alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> >> robert
>> >> >> >> > bowman > got double secret probation
>> >> >> >> > for
>> >> >> writing:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@>
>> >> >> >> >>wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like
>> >> >> >> >>>> trying
>> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise
>> >> >> >> >>> themselves
>> to
>> >> >> post
>> >> >> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go
>> >> >> >> >>by
>> to
>> >> >> let
>> >> >> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers
>> >> >> >> >>nervous.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the
>> hjorned
>> >> >> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary
>> >> >> >> > posters.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > What is it now, two, three years?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I still appear to be intact.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic
>> >> >> weapon
>> set
>> >> >> to kill me of old age.
>> >> >
>> >> > Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex
>> >> > wsterproof keybards...
>> >> >
>> >> > I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired
>> >> > from
>> the
>> >> > game.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.
>> >>
>> >> Bertie
>> >
>> > Amazing how he reappears when his name is mentioned.
>> >
>> > Maybe he's bought one of Djirkies physic toys to keep an eye on
>> > you.
>>
>>
>> Nah, he's just real easy to provoke into throwing his toys out of the
>> playpen mode. A few jabs in his direction and he dons the cloak and
>> becomes "MAXIE"
>
> A 'cloak'?
>
> So that's what he calls his diaper...
>

Eww.



Bertie

[Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Chairman Cow > wrote in
> :
>
> > In article >, Bertie the
> > Bunyip says...
> >
> >> Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote in
> >> news:MPG.2312a3d15649e37698b271 @notbxpats.edu:
> >>
> >> > In article >, Bertie the
> >> > Bunyip says...
> >> >
> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> >> >> :
> >> >>
> >> >> > In article >, Bertie
> >> >> > the Bunyip says...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > In article >,
> >> >> >> > Bertie
> >> the
> >> >> >> > Bunyip says...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Aratzio > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of
> >> >> >> >> > alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >> >> robert
> >> >> >> >> > bowman > got double secret probation
> >> >> >> >> > for
> >> >> >> writing:
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@>
> >> >> >> >> >>wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is like
> >> >> >> >> >>>> trying
> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise
> >> >> >> >> >>> themselves
> >> to
> >> >> >> post
> >> >> >> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you go
> >> >> >> >> >>by
> >> to
> >> >> >> let
> >> >> >> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the meowers
> >> >> >> >> >>nervous.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the
> >> hjorned
> >> >> >> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary
> >> >> >> >> > posters.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > What is it now, two, three years?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I still appear to be intact.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic
> >> >> >> weapon
> >> set
> >> >> >> to kill me of old age.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex
> >> >> > wsterproof keybards...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired
> >> >> > from
> >> the
> >> >> > game.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.
> >> >>
> >> >> Bertie
> >> >
> >> > Amazing how he reappears when his name is mentioned.
> >> >
> >> > Maybe he's bought one of Djirkies physic toys to keep an eye on
> >> > you.
> >>
> >>
> >> Nah, he's just real easy to provoke into throwing his toys out of the
> >> playpen mode. A few jabs in his direction and he dons the cloak and
> >> becomes "MAXIE"
> >
> > A 'cloak'?
> >
> > So that's what he calls his diaper...
> >
>
> Eww.

I never did have much luck with his toilet training.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother > wrote in
:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> Chairman Cow > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> > In article >, Bertie the
>> > Bunyip says...
>> >
>> >> Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote in
>> >> news:MPG.2312a3d15649e37698b271 @notbxpats.edu:
>> >>
>> >> > In article >, Bertie
the
>> >> > Bunyip says...
>> >> >
>> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> >> >> :
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > In article >,
Bertie
>> >> >> > the Bunyip says...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > In article >,
>> >> >> >> > Bertie
>> >> the
>> >> >> >> > Bunyip says...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> Aratzio > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of
>> >> >> >> >> > alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> >> >> robert
>> >> >> >> >> > bowman > got double secret probation
>> >> >> >> >> > for
>> >> >> >> writing:
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@>
>> >> >> >> >> >>wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is
like
>> >> >> >> >> >>>> trying
>> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise
>> >> >> >> >> >>> themselves
>> >> to
>> >> >> >> post
>> >> >> >> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you
go
>> >> >> >> >> >>by
>> >> to
>> >> >> >> let
>> >> >> >> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the
meowers
>> >> >> >> >> >>nervous.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the
>> >> hjorned
>> >> >> >> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary
>> >> >> >> >> > posters.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > What is it now, two, three years?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > I still appear to be intact.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic
>> >> >> >> weapon
>> >> set
>> >> >> >> to kill me of old age.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex
>> >> >> > wsterproof keybards...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired
>> >> >> > from
>> >> the
>> >> >> > game.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Bertie
>> >> >
>> >> > Amazing how he reappears when his name is mentioned.
>> >> >
>> >> > Maybe he's bought one of Djirkies physic toys to keep an eye on
>> >> > you.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Nah, he's just real easy to provoke into throwing his toys out of
the
>> >> playpen mode. A few jabs in his direction and he dons the cloak
and
>> >> becomes "MAXIE"
>> >
>> > A 'cloak'?
>> >
>> > So that's what he calls his diaper...
>> >
>>
>> Eww.
>
> I never did have much luck with his toilet training.
>

You should have rubbed his nose in it.


Bertie

[Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother > wrote in
> :
>
> > In article >, Bertie the
> > Bunyip says...
> >
> >> Chairman Cow > wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >> > In article >, Bertie the
> >> > Bunyip says...
> >> >
> >> >> Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote in
> >> >> news:MPG.2312a3d15649e37698b271 @notbxpats.edu:
> >> >>
> >> >> > In article >, Bertie
> the
> >> >> > Bunyip says...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > In article >,
> Bertie
> >> >> >> > the Bunyip says...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > In article >,
> >> >> >> >> > Bertie
> >> >> the
> >> >> >> >> > Bunyip says...
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> Aratzio > wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of
> >> >> >> >> >> > alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >> >> >> robert
> >> >> >> >> >> > bowman > got double secret probation
> >> >> >> >> >> > for
> >> >> >> >> writing:
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000, |><\\\(\\\(\\\((@>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar is
> like
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> trying
> >> >> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise
> >> >> >> >> >> >>> themselves
> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> post
> >> >> >> >> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as you
> go
> >> >> >> >> >> >>by
> >> >> to
> >> >> >> >> let
> >> >> >> >> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the
> meowers
> >> >> >> >> >> >>nervous.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile the
> >> >> hjorned
> >> >> >> >> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary
> >> >> >> >> >> > posters.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > What is it now, two, three years?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > I still appear to be intact.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the psionic
> >> >> >> >> weapon
> >> >> set
> >> >> >> >> to kill me of old age.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex
> >> >> >> > wsterproof keybards...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine retired
> >> >> >> > from
> >> >> the
> >> >> >> > game.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Bertie
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Amazing how he reappears when his name is mentioned.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Maybe he's bought one of Djirkies physic toys to keep an eye on
> >> >> > you.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Nah, he's just real easy to provoke into throwing his toys out of
> the
> >> >> playpen mode. A few jabs in his direction and he dons the cloak
> and
> >> >> becomes "MAXIE"
> >> >
> >> > A 'cloak'?
> >> >
> >> > So that's what he calls his diaper...
> >> >
> >>
> >> Eww.
> >
> > I never did have much luck with his toilet training.
> >
>
> You should have rubbed his nose in it.

Have you seen his nose?

He makes our sainted Karl Malden look feminine

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother > wrote in
:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> > In article >, Bertie the
>> > Bunyip says...
>> >
>> >> Chairman Cow > wrote in
>> >> :
>> >>
>> >> > In article >, Bertie
>> >> > the Bunyip says...
>> >> >
>> >> >> Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com> wrote in
>> >> >> news:MPG.2312a3d15649e37698b271 @notbxpats.edu:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > In article >,
>> >> >> > Bertie
>> the
>> >> >> > Bunyip says...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > In article >,
>> Bertie
>> >> >> >> > the Bunyip says...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> CovvTseTung > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > In article
>> >> >> >> >> > >,
>> >> >> >> >> > Bertie
>> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> > Bunyip says...
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> Aratzio > wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> :
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > On 16 Aug 2008 17:25:42 GMT, in the land of
>> >> >> >> >> >> > alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> >> >> >> robert
>> >> >> >> >> >> > bowman > got double secret
>> >> >> >> >> >> > probation for
>> >> >> >> >> writing:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:58 +0000,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>|><\\\(\\\(\\\((@> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Someone once mentioned that organizing Asatruar
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> is
>> like
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> trying
>> >> >> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> herd cats...impossible! ;-)
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Well it can't be impossible if they can organise
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>> themselves
>> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> post
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>> into a ****ing newsgroup, hey.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>It's sort of like a fire hydrant; you **** on it as
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>you
>> go
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>by
>> >> >> to
>> >> >> >> >> let
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>the other dogs know you're around and to keep the
>> meowers
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>nervous.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Yes, them meowers get so nervous that they killfile
>> >> >> >> >> >> > the
>> >> >> hjorned
>> >> >> >> >> >> > hjelmut nazi fjuckwits because they are such scary
>> >> >> >> >> >> > posters.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Careful Djirkie will turn his Psionic weapon on you!
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > What is it now, two, three years?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > I still appear to be intact.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > And you seem to be the same ol' Bertie...
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Yep. Sho am. Maybe Djirkie has the controls on the
>> >> >> >> >> psionic weapon
>> >> >> set
>> >> >> >> >> to kill me of old age.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Not fair with my morning coffee! Thank Bob for Memorex
>> >> >> >> > wsterproof keybards...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > I've noticed that rap seems pretty quiet since Maxine
>> >> >> >> > retired from
>> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> > game.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Retired from the game, but he's far from gone.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Bertie
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Amazing how he reappears when his name is mentioned.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Maybe he's bought one of Djirkies physic toys to keep an eye
>> >> >> > on you.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Nah, he's just real easy to provoke into throwing his toys out
>> >> >> of
>> the
>> >> >> playpen mode. A few jabs in his direction and he dons the cloak
>> and
>> >> >> becomes "MAXIE"
>> >> >
>> >> > A 'cloak'?
>> >> >
>> >> > So that's what he calls his diaper...
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Eww.
>> >
>> > I never did have much luck with his toilet training.
>> >
>>
>> You should have rubbed his nose in it.
>
> Have you seen his nose?
>
> He makes our sainted Karl Malden look feminine

Like a potato, eh?


Bertie