POEM: Red Clam Sauce

[Charles Lysaght]

I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck

http://liewriter.diaryland.com

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:

> I split your butt cheeks.
> ecstacy
> Pour on the red clam sauce.
> squishy
> We've been through a whole gallon.
> clam enema
> I like riding you more than bikes.
> hairy
> I have clams stuck to my balls.
> snack
> We smell like a fish monger.
> dying
> I passionately scream out your name.
> Tom
>
> Chuck
>
> http://liewriter.diaryland.com

Nice Chuckles. how's the child molestation business these days?



Bertie

[DanO]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
> Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> :
>
>> I split your butt cheeks.
>> ecstacy
>> Pour on the red clam sauce.
>> squishy
>> We've been through a whole gallon.
>> clam enema
>> I like riding you more than bikes.
>> hairy
>> I have clams stuck to my balls.
>> snack
>> We smell like a fish monger.
>> dying
>> I passionately scream out your name.
>> Tom
>>
>> Chuck
>>
>> http://liewriter.diaryland.com
>
> Nice Chuckles. how's the child molestation business these days?
>
>
>
> Bertie

I figured he was one of your old friends.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Charles Lysaght > wrote in
>> news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
>> :
>>
>>> I split your butt cheeks.
>>> ecstacy
>>> Pour on the red clam sauce.
>>> squishy
>>> We've been through a whole gallon.
>>> clam enema
>>> I like riding you more than bikes.
>>> hairy
>>> I have clams stuck to my balls.
>>> snack
>>> We smell like a fish monger.
>>> dying
>>> I passionately scream out your name.
>>> Tom
>>>
>>> Chuck
>>>
>>> http://liewriter.diaryland.com
>>
>> Nice Chuckles. how's the child molestation business these days?
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> I figured he was one of your old friends.

Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same crap on
me as you have.


Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as well....



Bertie

[DanO]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
> "DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>
>> I figured he was one of your old friends.
>
> Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same crap on
> me as you have.
>
>
> Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as well....
>
>
>
> Bertie

Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives. You sure
haven't done worth a **** so far.

[Chairman Cow]

In article >, Little Meow says...

> Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> :
>
> > I split your butt cheeks.
> > ecstacy
> > Pour on the red clam sauce.
> > squishy
> > We've been through a whole gallon.
> > clam enema
> > I like riding you more than bikes.
> > hairy
> > I have clams stuck to my balls.
> > snack
> > We smell like a fish monger.
> > dying
> > I passionately scream out your name.
> > Tom
> >
> > Chuck
> >
>
> This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
> entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
> Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
> desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!

But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Chairman Cow wrote:

> In article >, Little Meow says...
>
>
>>Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:
>>
>>
>>>I split your butt cheeks.
>>>ecstacy
>>>Pour on the red clam sauce.
>>>squishy
>>>We've been through a whole gallon.
>>>clam enema
>>>I like riding you more than bikes.
>>>hairy
>>>I have clams stuck to my balls.
>>>snack
>>>We smell like a fish monger.
>>>dying
>>>I passionately scream out your name.
>>>Tom
>>>
>>>Chuck
>>>
>>
>>This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
>>entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
>>Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
>>desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
>
>
> But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
>

The same whine he serves with vegetarian chicken.

--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org

[morgan mair fheal]

In article >,
"Dennis M. Hammes" > wrote:

> Chairman Cow wrote:
>
> > In article >, Little Meow says...
> >
> >
> >>Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> :
> >>
> >>
> >>>I split your butt cheeks.
> >>>ecstacy
> >>>Pour on the red clam sauce.
> >>>squishy
> >>>We've been through a whole gallon.
> >>>clam enema
> >>>I like riding you more than bikes.
> >>>hairy
> >>>I have clams stuck to my balls.
> >>>snack
> >>>We smell like a fish monger.
> >>>dying
> >>>I passionately scream out your name.
> >>>Tom
> >>>
> >>>Chuck
> >>>
> >>
> >>This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
> >>entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
> >>Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
> >>desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
> >
> >
> > But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
> >
>
> The same whine he serves with vegetarian chicken.

play that chicken music gay boy

jerry
jerry
jerry
jerry
jerry
has chuck ever been on jerry springer?

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
> bloviated:

>In article >, Little Meow says...
>
>> Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
>> :
>>
>> > I split your butt cheeks.
>> > ecstacy
>> > Pour on the red clam sauce.
>> > squishy
>> > We've been through a whole gallon.
>> > clam enema
>> > I like riding you more than bikes.
>> > hairy
>> > I have clams stuck to my balls.
>> > snack
>> > We smell like a fish monger.
>> > dying
>> > I passionately scream out your name.
>> > Tom
>> >
>> > Chuck
>> >
>>
>> This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
>> entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
>> Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
>> desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
>
>But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

Two-buck Chuck

<RUNS!>

[Barbara's Cat]

Aratzio > wrote:

> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
> > bloviated:
>
> >In article >, Little Meow says...
> >
> >> Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> >> :
> >>
> >> > I split your butt cheeks.
> >> > ecstacy
> >> > Pour on the red clam sauce.
> >> > squishy
> >> > We've been through a whole gallon.
> >> > clam enema
> >> > I like riding you more than bikes.
> >> > hairy
> >> > I have clams stuck to my balls.
> >> > snack
> >> > We smell like a fish monger.
> >> > dying
> >> > I passionately scream out your name.
> >> > Tom
> >> >
> >> > Chuck
> >> >
> >>
> >> This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
> >> entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
> >> Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
> >> desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
> >
> >But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
>
> Two-buck Chuck
>
> <RUNS!>


Tsk. 'Sterno'

(Oh, how easily they forget.)


--
Cm~

"Ya know something? I should wait six days to respond
to your inane comments. That way, they'll be removed
and there won't be anything to respond to."
- Chuckles Lysaght demonstrates
his superior understanding of
how Usenet works

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>>>
>>> I figured he was one of your old friends.
>>
>> Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same crap
>> on me as you have.
>>
>>
>> Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as well....
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives. You
> sure haven't done worth a **** so far.

'Our' motives?

Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!

Who? you and your army men?


I couldn't care less about your motives, fjukktard.

My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.


Bertie

[Tman]

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

>
> My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.
>
>
> Bertie
>
>

go get laid.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Tman <x@x> wrote in :

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>
>>
>> My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>>
>>
>
> go get laid.
>

OK


back in 5


Bertie

[The Bunyip Slayer]

"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
> Tman <x@x> wrote in :
>
>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>>
>>>
>>
>> go get laid.
>>
>
> OK
>
>
> back in 5
>
>
> Bertie

Your boi friend said 3.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

"The Bunyip Slayer" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:m0Kqk.34319
:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Tman <x@x> wrote in
:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is
massive.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> go get laid.
>>>
>>
>> OK
>>
>>
>> back in 5
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Your boi friend said 3.
>

Oow!

Gay lames.

How like you buttboi.



Bertie

[Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> "DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
> :
>
> >
> > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> "DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
> >>>
> >>> I figured he was one of your old friends.
> >>
> >> Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same crap
> >> on me as you have.
> >>
> >>
> >> Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as well....
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Bertie
> >
> > Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives. You
> > sure haven't done worth a **** so far.
>
> 'Our' motives?
>
> Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!
>
> Who? you and your army men?
>
>
> I couldn't care less about your motives, fjukktard.
>
> My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.

The next thing you know, he'll be claiming to have his very own Horde.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother]

In article >, Barbara's Cat
says...

> Aratzio > wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
> > > bloviated:
> >
> > >In article >, Little Meow says...
> > >
> > >> Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> > >> :
> > >>
> > >> > I split your butt cheeks.
> > >> > ecstacy
> > >> > Pour on the red clam sauce.
> > >> > squishy
> > >> > We've been through a whole gallon.
> > >> > clam enema
> > >> > I like riding you more than bikes.
> > >> > hairy
> > >> > I have clams stuck to my balls.
> > >> > snack
> > >> > We smell like a fish monger.
> > >> > dying
> > >> > I passionately scream out your name.
> > >> > Tom
> > >> >
> > >> > Chuck
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
> > >> entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
> > >> Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
> > >> desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
> > >
> > >But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
> >
> > Two-buck Chuck
> >
> > <RUNS!>
>
>
> Tsk. 'Sterno'
>
> (Oh, how easily they forget.)

Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother]

In article >, The Bunyip Slayer
says...

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Tman <x@x> wrote in :
> >
> >> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>> My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Bertie
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >> go get laid.
> >>
> >
> > OK
> >
> >
> > back in 5
> >
> >
> > Bertie
>
> Your boi friend said 3.

There you are Maxie. Why are you insulting the nice man?

I didn't breast feed you for fourteen years for this!

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother > wrote in
:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> "DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>> :
>>
>> >
>> > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
>> > ...
>> >> "DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
>> >>>
>> >>> I figured he was one of your old friends.
>> >>
>> >> Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same
crap
>> >> on me as you have.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as
well....
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Bertie
>> >
>> > Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives.
You
>> > sure haven't done worth a **** so far.
>>
>> 'Our' motives?
>>
>> Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!
>>
>> Who? you and your army men?
>>
>>
>> I couldn't care less about your motives, fjukktard.
>>
>> My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is
massive.
>
> The next thing you know, he'll be claiming to have his very own Horde.
>

Arent his army men a horde? I hear they're giving him trouble, though.
the guy looking through the binoculars is on crack. He's just holding
them there to hide his pupils. And the two stretcher bearers are
spending an inordinate amount of time together underneath the sofa.





Bertie

[Dennis M. Hammes]

morgan mair fheal wrote:

> In article >,
> "Dennis M. Hammes" > wrote:
>
>
>>Chairman Cow wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article >, Little Meow says...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I split your butt cheeks.
>>>>>ecstacy
>>>>>Pour on the red clam sauce.
>>>>>squishy
>>>>>We've been through a whole gallon.
>>>>>clam enema
>>>>>I like riding you more than bikes.
>>>>>hairy
>>>>>I have clams stuck to my balls.
>>>>>snack
>>>>>We smell like a fish monger.
>>>>>dying
>>>>>I passionately scream out your name.
>>>>>Tom
>>>>>
>>>>>Chuck
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
>>>>entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
>>>>Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
>>>>desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
>>>
>>>
>>>But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
>>>
>>
>>The same whine he serves with vegetarian chicken.
>
>
> play that chicken music gay boy
>
> jerry
> jerry
> jerry
> jerry
> jerry
> has chuck ever been on jerry springer?
>

No. His family don't want him around even that long.

--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org

[Barbara's Cat]

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:

> Barbara's Cat says...
>
> > Aratzio > wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
> > > > bloviated:
> > >
> > > >In article >, Little Meow says...
> > > >
> > > >> Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> > > >> :
> > > >>
> > > >> > I split your butt cheeks.
> > > >> > ecstacy
> > > >> > Pour on the red clam sauce.
> > > >> > squishy
> > > >> > We've been through a whole gallon.
> > > >> > clam enema
> > > >> > I like riding you more than bikes.
> > > >> > hairy
> > > >> > I have clams stuck to my balls.
> > > >> > snack
> > > >> > We smell like a fish monger.
> > > >> > dying
> > > >> > I passionately scream out your name.
> > > >> > Tom
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Chuck
> > > >> >
> > > >>
> > > >> This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
> > > >> entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
> > > >> Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
> > > >> desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
> > > >
> > > >But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
> > >
> > > Two-buck Chuck
> > >
> > > <RUNS!>
> >
> >
> > Tsk. 'Sterno'
> >
> > (Oh, how easily they forget.)
>
>
> Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.


Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?


--
Cm~

"To remark idly is the blind man's folly."
- Hans Ingraham

[Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother > wrote in
> :
>
> > In article >, Bertie the
> > Bunyip says...
> >
> >> "DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >> >
> >> > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> >> > ...
> >> >> "DanO" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I figured he was one of your old friends.
> >> >>
> >> >> Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same
> crap
> >> >> on me as you have.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as
> well....
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Bertie
> >> >
> >> > Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives.
> You
> >> > sure haven't done worth a **** so far.
> >>
> >> 'Our' motives?
> >>
> >> Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!
> >>
> >> Who? you and your army men?
> >>
> >>
> >> I couldn't care less about your motives, fjukktard.
> >>
> >> My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is
> massive.
> >
> > The next thing you know, he'll be claiming to have his very own Horde.
> >
>
> Arent his army men a horde? I hear they're giving him trouble, though.
> the guy looking through the binoculars is on crack. He's just holding
> them there to hide his pupils. And the two stretcher bearers are
> spending an inordinate amount of time together underneath the sofa.

Not to mention their access to the morphine supply.

And he gives these guys guns????

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother]

In article >, Barbara's Cat
says...

> Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
>
> > Barbara's Cat says...
> >
> > > Aratzio > wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
> > > > > bloviated:
> > > >
> > > > >In article >, Little Meow says...
> > > > >
> > > > >> Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> > > > >> :
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > I split your butt cheeks.
> > > > >> > ecstacy
> > > > >> > Pour on the red clam sauce.
> > > > >> > squishy
> > > > >> > We've been through a whole gallon.
> > > > >> > clam enema
> > > > >> > I like riding you more than bikes.
> > > > >> > hairy
> > > > >> > I have clams stuck to my balls.
> > > > >> > snack
> > > > >> > We smell like a fish monger.
> > > > >> > dying
> > > > >> > I passionately scream out your name.
> > > > >> > Tom
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Chuck
> > > > >> >
> > > > >>
> > > > >> This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
> > > > >> entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
> > > > >> Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
> > > > >> desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
> > > > >
> > > > >But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
> > > >
> > > > Two-buck Chuck
> > > >
> > > > <RUNS!>
> > >
> > >
> > > Tsk. 'Sterno'
> > >
> > > (Oh, how easily they forget.)
> >
> >
> > Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.
>
>
> Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?

I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:

> In article >, Barbara's Cat
> says...
>
>
>>Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Barbara's Cat says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Aratzio > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article >, Little Meow says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I split your butt cheeks.
>>>>>>>>ecstacy
>>>>>>>>Pour on the red clam sauce.
>>>>>>>>squishy
>>>>>>>>We've been through a whole gallon.
>>>>>>>>clam enema
>>>>>>>>I like riding you more than bikes.
>>>>>>>>hairy
>>>>>>>>I have clams stuck to my balls.
>>>>>>>>snack
>>>>>>>>We smell like a fish monger.
>>>>>>>>dying
>>>>>>>>I passionately scream out your name.
>>>>>>>>Tom
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Chuck
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
>>>>>>>entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
>>>>>>>Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
>>>>>>>desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
>>>>>
>>>>>Two-buck Chuck
>>>>>
>>>>><RUNS!>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Tsk. 'Sterno'
>>>>
>>>>(Oh, how easily they forget.)
>>>
>>>
>>>Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.
>>
>>
>>Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?
>
>
> I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...
>

http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/

--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org

[Juan Tootreego[_2_]]

In article >, Dennis M. Hammes
says...

> Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
>
> > In article >, Barbara's Cat
> > says...
> >
> >
> >>Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Barbara's Cat says...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Aratzio > wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
> > bloviated:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>In article >, Little Meow says...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Charles Lysaght > wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> :
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>I split your butt cheeks.
> >>>>>>>>ecstacy
> >>>>>>>>Pour on the red clam sauce.
> >>>>>>>>squishy
> >>>>>>>>We've been through a whole gallon.
> >>>>>>>>clam enema
> >>>>>>>>I like riding you more than bikes.
> >>>>>>>>hairy
> >>>>>>>>I have clams stuck to my balls.
> >>>>>>>>snack
> >>>>>>>>We smell like a fish monger.
> >>>>>>>>dying
> >>>>>>>>I passionately scream out your name.
> >>>>>>>>Tom
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Chuck
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
> >>>>>>>entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
> >>>>>>>Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
> >>>>>>>desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Two-buck Chuck
> >>>>>
> >>>>><RUNS!>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Tsk. 'Sterno'
> >>>>
> >>>>(Oh, how easily they forget.)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.
> >>
> >>
> >>Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?
> >
> >
> > I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...
> >
>
> http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/

O - kay...

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Juan Tootreego > wrote in
:

> In article >, Dennis M. Hammes
> says...
>
>> Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
>>
>> > In article >, Barbara's
>> > Cat says...
>> >
>> >
>> >>Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>>Barbara's Cat says...
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>>Aratzio > wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >>>>>Chairman Cow > bloviated:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>In article >, Little Meow
>> >>>>>>says...
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>Charles Lysaght > wrote in
>> >>>>>>>news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
>> :
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>I split your butt cheeks.
>> >>>>>>>>ecstacy
>> >>>>>>>>Pour on the red clam sauce.
>> >>>>>>>>squishy
>> >>>>>>>>We've been through a whole gallon.
>> >>>>>>>>clam enema
>> >>>>>>>>I like riding you more than bikes.
>> >>>>>>>>hairy
>> >>>>>>>>I have clams stuck to my balls.
>> >>>>>>>>snack
>> >>>>>>>>We smell like a fish monger.
>> >>>>>>>>dying
>> >>>>>>>>I passionately scream out your name.
>> >>>>>>>>Tom
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>Chuck
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
>> >>>>>>>entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
>> >>>>>>>Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
>> >>>>>>>desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Two-buck Chuck
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>><RUNS!>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Tsk. 'Sterno'
>> >>>>
>> >>>>(Oh, how easily they forget.)
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?
>> >
>> >
>> > I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...
>> >
>>
>> http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/
>
> O - kay...
>

Great guy eh?


Bertie

[Juan Tootreego[_2_]]

In article >, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Juan Tootreego > wrote in
> :
>
> > In article >, Dennis M. Hammes
> > says...
> >
> >> Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
> >>
> >> > In article >, Barbara's
> >> > Cat says...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >>Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>>Barbara's Cat says...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>Aratzio > wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >>>>>Chairman Cow > bloviated:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>>In article >, Little Meow
> >> >>>>>>says...
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>Charles Lysaght > wrote in
> >> >>>>>>>news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
> >> :
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>I split your butt cheeks.
> >> >>>>>>>>ecstacy
> >> >>>>>>>>Pour on the red clam sauce.
> >> >>>>>>>>squishy
> >> >>>>>>>>We've been through a whole gallon.
> >> >>>>>>>>clam enema
> >> >>>>>>>>I like riding you more than bikes.
> >> >>>>>>>>hairy
> >> >>>>>>>>I have clams stuck to my balls.
> >> >>>>>>>>snack
> >> >>>>>>>>We smell like a fish monger.
> >> >>>>>>>>dying
> >> >>>>>>>>I passionately scream out your name.
> >> >>>>>>>>Tom
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>Chuck
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
> >> >>>>>>>entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
> >> >>>>>>>Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
> >> >>>>>>>desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>Two-buck Chuck
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>><RUNS!>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>Tsk. 'Sterno'
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>(Oh, how easily they forget.)
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...
> >> >
> >>
> >> http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/
> >
> > O - kay...
> >
>
> Great guy eh?

Being in the Bay Area I hear a lot about Critical Mass. I think the
solution is to drive a big SUV with a dozer blade on the front.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

[Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]]

Juan Tootreego > wrote in
:

> In article >, Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> Juan Tootreego > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> > In article >, Dennis M.
Hammes
>> > says...
>> >
>> >> Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > In article >,
Barbara's
>> >> > Cat says...
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >>Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>Barbara's Cat says...
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>>Aratzio > wrote:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>>On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> >>>>>Chairman Cow > bloviated:
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>In article >, Little
Meow
>> >> >>>>>>says...
>> >> >>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>Charles Lysaght > wrote in
>> >> >>>>>>>news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
>> >> :
>> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>I split your butt cheeks.
>> >> >>>>>>>>ecstacy
>> >> >>>>>>>>Pour on the red clam sauce.
>> >> >>>>>>>>squishy
>> >> >>>>>>>>We've been through a whole gallon.
>> >> >>>>>>>>clam enema
>> >> >>>>>>>>I like riding you more than bikes.
>> >> >>>>>>>>hairy
>> >> >>>>>>>>I have clams stuck to my balls.
>> >> >>>>>>>>snack
>> >> >>>>>>>>We smell like a fish monger.
>> >> >>>>>>>>dying
>> >> >>>>>>>>I passionately scream out your name.
>> >> >>>>>>>>Tom
>> >> >>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>Chuck
>> >> >>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
>> >> >>>>>>>entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
>> >> >>>>>>>Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
>> >> >>>>>>>desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
>> >> >>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>>Two-buck Chuck
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>><RUNS!>
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>Tsk. 'Sterno'
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>(Oh, how easily they forget.)
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)
pleasure...
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/
>> >
>> > O - kay...
>> >
>>
>> Great guy eh?
>
> Being in the Bay Area I hear a lot about Critical Mass. I think the
> solution is to drive a big SUV with a dozer blade on the front.
>

Or you could use the government's methods..

Bertie