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C J Campbell[_1_]
September 18th 08, 05:43 PM
Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

It is important that pilots and controllers use proper radio
terminology on this day.

Instead of merely requesting permission to taxi, for example, the pilot
should say, "Avast, ye scurvy scum in the tow'r. We be taxiing to
runway 17." If the tower controller is female, she may also be
addressed as "Ye saucy wench."

I have no doubt that others will wish to add their own recommendations. :-)

--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

C J Campbell[_1_]
September 18th 08, 05:50 PM
On 2008-09-18 09:43:59 -0700, C J Campbell
> said:

> Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
>
> It is important that pilots and controllers use proper radio
> terminology on this day.
>
> Instead of merely requesting permission to taxi, for example, the pilot
> should say, "Avast, ye scurvy scum in the tow'r. We be taxiing to
> runway 17." If the tower controller is female, she may also be
> addressed as "Ye saucy wench."
>
> I have no doubt that others will wish to add their own recommendations. :-)

For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots should
be referred to as "Landlubbers."

--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

Mick[_2_]
September 18th 08, 05:57 PM
"C J Campbell" > wrote in message
news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>
> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots should be
> referred to as "Landlubbers."
>

Yeah, that's the spirit.

Darkwing
September 18th 08, 06:14 PM
"C J Campbell" > wrote in message
news:2008091809435916807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
> Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
>
> It is important that pilots and controllers use proper radio terminology
> on this day.
>
> Instead of merely requesting permission to taxi, for example, the pilot
> should say, "Avast, ye scurvy scum in the tow'r. We be taxiing to runway
> 17." If the tower controller is female, she may also be addressed as "Ye
> saucy wench."
>
> I have no doubt that others will wish to add their own recommendations.
> :-)
>
> --
> Waddling Eagle
> World Famous Flight Instructor
>

This has nothing but bad news written all over it. Yarrrrrr.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed in his pants.
The bartender looks up and says hey buddy what is with the steering wheel in
your pants?
The pirate says "Yar, tis drivin' me nuts!"

C J Campbell[_1_]
September 18th 08, 06:58 PM
On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:

>
> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>>
>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots should be
>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
>>
>
> Yeah, that's the spirit.

I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is "YWYWACB."
(You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming even the lowest of
the low would be a promotion.)

--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

Jim Logajan
September 18th 08, 07:26 PM
C J Campbell > wrote:
> Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate
> Day.

An odd mistake
You surely make
You mean of course
"Talk Like a Pilot Day."

The Pilots of Penzance

Mick[_2_]
September 18th 08, 07:54 PM
"C J Campbell" > wrote in message
news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
>
>>
>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
>> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>>>
>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots should
>>> be
>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
>>>
>>
>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
>
> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is "YWYWACB."
> (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming even the lowest of the
> low would be a promotion.)
>
> --
> Waddling Eagle
> World Famous Flight Instructor
>

Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have too many
people that think they are special.

We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the group.

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
September 18th 08, 08:10 PM
"Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :

>
> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
>>
>>>
>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
>>> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>>>>
>>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots
>>>> should be
>>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
>>>>
>>>
>>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
>>
>> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is
>> "YWYWACB." (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming even the
>> lowest of the low would be a promotion.)
>>
>> --
>> Waddling Eagle
>> World Famous Flight Instructor
>>
>
> Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have too many
> people that think they are special.
>

Ah, maaadness, me hearty, since ye be the only speshul one round these
parts...


> We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the group.


God knows you;'re doing your bit to unify it....




And a damn fine job you're doiing to. I think we have total agreement
that you're a cretin.



Bertie
>
>
>

C J Campbell[_1_]
September 18th 08, 08:10 PM
On 2008-09-18 11:54:07 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:

>
> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
>>
>>>
>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
>>> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>>>>
>>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots should
>>>> be
>>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
>>>>
>>>
>>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
>>
>> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is "YWYWACB."
>> (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming even the lowest of the
>> low would be a promotion.)
>>
>> --
>> Waddling Eagle
>> World Famous Flight Instructor
>>
>
> Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have too many
> people that think they are special.
>
> We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the group.

Humorless, mutinous dog! It'll be the lash for ye.
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

Mick[_2_]
September 18th 08, 09:58 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
>
>>
>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
>> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>>> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
>>>> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>>>>>
>>>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots
>>>>> should be
>>>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
>>>
>>> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is
>>> "YWYWACB." (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming even the
>>> lowest of the low would be a promotion.)
>>>
>>> --
>>> Waddling Eagle
>>> World Famous Flight Instructor
>>>
>>
>> Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have too many
>> people that think they are special.
>>
>
> Ah, maaadness, me hearty, since ye be the only speshul one round these
> parts...
>
>
>> We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the group.
>
>
> God knows you;'re doing your bit to unify it....
>
>
>
>
> And a damn fine job you're doiing to. I think we have total agreement
> that you're a cretin.
>
>
>
> Bertie
>>
>>
>>
>

You're a dumb ass.

Kingfish
September 18th 08, 11:16 PM
On Sep 18, 12:43*pm, C J Campbell >
wrote:
> Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
>

Talk like a pirate? Talk like Yoda is funnier. I once acknowledged
taxi instructions by saying "Taxi to Two-Four, must we now" with the
requisite Frank Oz voice. I heard the tower guys all laughing on freq
afterwards.

C J Campbell[_1_]
September 18th 08, 11:35 PM
On 2008-09-18 15:16:23 -0700, Kingfish > said:

> On Sep 18, 12:43*pm, C J Campbell >
> wrote:
>> Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
>>
>
> Talk like a pirate? Talk like Yoda is funnier. I once acknowledged
> taxi instructions by saying "Taxi to Two-Four, must we now" with the
> requisite Frank Oz voice. I heard the tower guys all laughing on freq
> afterwards.

I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

Crash Lander[_1_]
September 19th 08, 12:20 AM
"Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in message
...
> You're a dumb ass.

I think you mean "Ye be a dumb ass!"

Get into the spirit man! er, make that the Rum! ;-)
Crash Lander

--
Straight and Level Down Under.
http://www.straightandleveldownunder.net/

Crash Lander[_1_]
September 19th 08, 12:22 AM
"C J Campbell" > wrote in message
news:2008091815354477923-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
> On 2008-09-18 15:16:23 -0700, Kingfish > said:
>
>> On Sep 18, 12:43 pm, C J Campbell >
>> wrote:
>>> Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
>>>
>>
>> Talk like a pirate? Talk like Yoda is funnier. I once acknowledged
>> taxi instructions by saying "Taxi to Two-Four, must we now" with the
>> requisite Frank Oz voice. I heard the tower guys all laughing on freq
>> afterwards.
>
> I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us off
> in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"
> --
> Waddling Eagle
> World Famous Flight Instructor
>

Hahaha! Love it! ;-)
Crash Lander

--
Straight and Level Down Under.
http://www.straightandleveldownunder.net/

C J Campbell[_1_]
September 19th 08, 12:35 AM
On 2008-09-18 16:20:58 -0700, "Crash Lander" > said:

> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in message
> ...
>> You're a dumb ass.
>
> I think you mean "Ye be a dumb ass!"
>
> Get into the spirit man! er, make that the Rum! ;-)
> Crash Lander

Arrr. And if ye want to be real insultin', "Ye be a cabin boy arse
pirate!" implyin' that his cap'n uses him for duties other than just
keepin' the cabin and cap'n's table in order, such as polishing his peg
leg, if ye catch me drift.

I'd rather be marooned than to talk to the likes of a whiny cabin boy.
For the treasure! If he has no sense of humor, I wouldn't let him swab
me deck.

An' if Mick doesn't like it, he can kiss a weevil. Arrr.
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

Jim Logajan
September 19th 08, 12:57 AM
C J Campbell > wrote:
> I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
> off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"

The Mooney must have acquired a bad hobbit.

C J Campbell[_1_]
September 19th 08, 12:57 AM
On 2008-09-18 10:14:19 -0700, "Darkwing" <theducksmail"AT"yahoo.com> said:

>
> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
> news:2008091809435916807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>> Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
>>
>> It is important that pilots and controllers use proper radio terminology
>> on this day.
>>
>> Instead of merely requesting permission to taxi, for example, the pilot
>> should say, "Avast, ye scurvy scum in the tow'r. We be taxiing to runway
>> 17." If the tower controller is female, she may also be addressed as "Ye
>> saucy wench."
>>
>> I have no doubt that others will wish to add their own recommendations.
>> :-)
>>
>> --
>> Waddling Eagle
>> World Famous Flight Instructor
>>
>
> This has nothing but bad news written all over it. Yarrrrrr.
>
> So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed in his pants.
> The bartender looks up and says hey buddy what is with the steering wheel in
> your pants?
> The pirate says "Yar, tis drivin' me nuts!"

What is a pirate's favorite phone?

The Aye-phone!
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

C J Campbell[_1_]
September 19th 08, 01:07 AM
On 2008-09-18 16:57:11 -0700, Jim Logajan > said:

> C J Campbell > wrote:
>> I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
>> off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"
>
> The Mooney must have acquired a bad hobbit.

That's it matey. Walk the plank.
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
September 19th 08, 01:17 AM
"Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
>>
>>>
>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
>>> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>>>> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
>>>>> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots
>>>>>> should be
>>>>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
>>>>
>>>> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is
>>>> "YWYWACB." (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming even
the
>>>> lowest of the low would be a promotion.)
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Waddling Eagle
>>>> World Famous Flight Instructor
>>>>
>>>
>>> Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have too
many
>>> people that think they are special.
>>>
>>
>> Ah, maaadness, me hearty, since ye be the only speshul one round
these
>> parts...
>>
>>
>>> We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the group.
>>
>>
>> God knows you;'re doing your bit to unify it....
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> And a damn fine job you're doiing to. I think we have total agreement
>> that you're a cretin.
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
> You're a dumb ass.
>
>

Arrr, I'm not, matey. say it agin and I'll have ye keeeeelawhed.






Bertie
>

Jim Logajan
September 19th 08, 02:46 AM
C J Campbell > wrote:
> On 2008-09-18 16:57:11 -0700, Jim Logajan > said:
>
>> C J Campbell > wrote:
>>> I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
>>> off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"
>>
>> The Mooney must have acquired a bad hobbit.
>
> That's it matey. Walk the plank.

Tough crowd! I wood but the leash keeps slipping off.

(Thanks for another, um, straight line. ;-))

September 19th 08, 05:20 PM
On Sep 18, 7:46*pm, Jim Logajan > wrote:
> C J Campbell > wrote:
>
> > On 2008-09-18 16:57:11 -0700, Jim Logajan > said:
>
> >> C J Campbell > wrote:
> >>> I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
> >>> off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"
>
> >> The Mooney must have acquired a bad hobbit.
>
> > That's it matey. Walk the plank.
>
> Tough crowd! I wood but the leash keeps slipping off.
>
> (Thanks for another, um, straight line. ;-))

Ba-dump Chaaaaaaaa! (drums and cymbal)

Mick[_2_]
September 19th 08, 06:19 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
|
| >
| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| > ...
| >> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
| >>
| >>>
| >>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
| >>> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
| >>>> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
| >>>>
| >>>>>
| >>>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
| >>>>> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
| >>>>>>
| >>>>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots
| >>>>>> should be
| >>>>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
| >>>>>>
| >>>>>
| >>>>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
| >>>>
| >>>> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is
| >>>> "YWYWACB." (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming even
| the
| >>>> lowest of the low would be a promotion.)
| >>>>
| >>>> --
| >>>> Waddling Eagle
| >>>> World Famous Flight Instructor
| >>>>
| >>>
| >>> Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have too
| many
| >>> people that think they are special.
| >>>
| >>
| >> Ah, maaadness, me hearty, since ye be the only speshul one round
| these
| >> parts...
| >>
| >>
| >>> We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the group.
| >>
| >>
| >> God knows you;'re doing your bit to unify it....
| >>
| >>
| >>
| >>
| >> And a damn fine job you're doiing to. I think we have total agreement
| >> that you're a cretin.
| >>
| >>
| >>
| >> Bertie
| >>>
| >>>
| >>>
| >>
| >
| > You're a dumb ass.
| >
| >
|
| Arrr, I'm not, matey. say it agin and I'll have ye keeeeelawhed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Bertie
| >
|

Mick[_2_]
September 19th 08, 08:05 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
|
| >
| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| > ...
| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
| >|
| >| >
| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| > ...
| >| >> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:qtxAk.9089$PS3.1959
| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >>
| >| >>>
| >| >>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in message
| >| >>> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
| >| >>>> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
| >| >>>>
| >| >>>>>
| >| >>>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in
| message
| >| >>>>> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
| >| >>>>>>
| >| >>>>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be
| pilots
| >| >>>>>> should be
| >| >>>>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
| >| >>>>>>
| >| >>>>>
| >| >>>>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
| >| >>>>
| >| >>>> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is
| >| >>>> "YWYWACB." (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming
| even
| >| the
| >| >>>> lowest of the low would be a promotion.)
| >| >>>>
| >| >>>> --
| >| >>>> Waddling Eagle
| >| >>>> World Famous Flight Instructor
| >| >>>>
| >| >>>
| >| >>> Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have too
| >| many
| >| >>> people that think they are special.
| >| >>>
| >| >>
| >| >> Ah, maaadness, me hearty, since ye be the only speshul one round
| >| these
| >| >> parts...
| >| >>
| >| >>
| >| >>> We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the group.
| >| >>
| >| >>
| >| >> God knows you;'re doing your bit to unify it....
| >| >>
| >| >>
| >| >>
| >| >>
| >| >> And a damn fine job you're doiing to. I think we have total
| agreement
| >| >> that you're a cretin.
| >| >>
| >| >>
| >| >>
| >| >> Bertie
| >| >>>
| >| >>>
| >| >>>
| >| >>
| >| >
| >| > You're a dumb ass.
| >| >
| >| >
| >|
| >| Arrr, I'm not, matey. say it agin and I'll have ye keeeeelawhed.
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >| Bertie
| >| >
| >|
| >
| >
| >
|
| Arrrr, it's the plank fer ye matey!
|
|
|
| Bertie

Mick[_2_]
September 19th 08, 08:12 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
|
| >
| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| > .. .
| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:zaRAk.11472$PS3.5332
| @newsfe06.iad:
| >|
| >| >
| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| > ...
| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:zhzAk.9115$PS3.2097
| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >|
| >| >| >
| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| > ...
| >| >| >> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:qtxAk.9089$PS3.1959
| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in
| message
| >| >| >>> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
| >| >| >>>> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
| >| >| >>>>
| >| >| >>>>>
| >| >| >>>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in
| >| message
| >| >| >>>>> news:2008091809503150073-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
| >| >| >>>>>>
| >| >| >>>>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be
| >| pilots
| >| >| >>>>>> should be
| >| >| >>>>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
| >| >| >>>>>>
| >| >| >>>>>
| >| >| >>>>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
| >| >| >>>>
| >| >| >>>> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is
| >| >| >>>> "YWYWACB." (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming
| >| even
| >| >| the
| >| >| >>>> lowest of the low would be a promotion.)
| >| >| >>>>
| >| >| >>>> --
| >| >| >>>> Waddling Eagle
| >| >| >>>> World Famous Flight Instructor
| >| >| >>>>
| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >>> Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have
| too
| >| >| many
| >| >| >>> people that think they are special.
| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >> Ah, maaadness, me hearty, since ye be the only speshul one
| round
| >| >| these
| >| >| >> parts...
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>> We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the
| group.
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >> God knows you;'re doing your bit to unify it....
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >> And a damn fine job you're doiing to. I think we have total
| >| agreement
| >| >| >> that you're a cretin.
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >> Bertie
| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >>
| >| >| >
| >| >| > You're a dumb ass.
| >| >| >
| >| >| >
| >| >|
| >| >| Arrr, I'm not, matey. say it agin and I'll have ye keeeeelawhed.
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >| Bertie
| >| >| >
| >| >|
| >| >
| >| >
| >| >
| >|
| >| Arrrr, it's the plank fer ye matey!
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >| Bertie
| >
| >
| >
|
| Arrr, yer a fjokkwit, ye are.
|
| Arrr.
|
|
|
|
|
| Bertie

Mick[_2_]
September 19th 08, 08:36 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
|
| >
| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| > .. .
| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
| >|
| >| >
| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| > .. .
| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:zaRAk.11472$PS3.5332
| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >|
| >| >| >
| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| > ...
| >| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:zhzAk.9115$PS3.2097
| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| >| > ...
| >| >| >| >> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:qtxAk.9089$PS3.1959
| >| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >| >>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in
| >| message
| >| >| >| >>> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
| >| >| >| >>>> On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> said:
| >| >| >| >>>>
| >| >| >| >>>>>
| >| >| >| >>>>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in
| >| >| message
| >| >| >| >>>>> news:2008091809503150073-
| christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
| >| >| >| >>>>>>
| >| >| >| >>>>>> For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be
| >| >| pilots
| >| >| >| >>>>>> should be
| >| >| >| >>>>>> referred to as "Landlubbers."
| >| >| >| >>>>>>
| >| >| >| >>>>>
| >| >| >| >>>>> Yeah, that's the spirit.
| >| >| >| >>>>
| >| >| >| >>>> I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response
| is
| >| >| >| >>>> "YWYWACB." (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning,
| becoming
| >| >| even
| >| >| >| the
| >| >| >| >>>> lowest of the low would be a promotion.)
| >| >| >| >>>>
| >| >| >| >>>> --
| >| >| >| >>>> Waddling Eagle
| >| >| >| >>>> World Famous Flight Instructor
| >| >| >| >>>>
| >| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >| >>> Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We
| have
| >| too
| >| >| >| many
| >| >| >| >>> people that think they are special.
| >| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >> Ah, maaadness, me hearty, since ye be the only speshul one
| >| round
| >| >| >| these
| >| >| >| >> parts...
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>> We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the
| >| group.
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >> God knows you;'re doing your bit to unify it....
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >> And a damn fine job you're doiing to. I think we have total
| >| >| agreement
| >| >| >| >> that you're a cretin.
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >> Bertie
| >| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >| > You're a dumb ass.
| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >| Arrr, I'm not, matey. say it agin and I'll have ye
| keeeeelawhed.
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >| Bertie
| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >
| >| >| >
| >| >| >
| >| >|
| >| >| Arrrr, it's the plank fer ye matey!
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >| Bertie
| >| >
| >| >
| >| >
| >|
| >| Arrr, yer a fjokkwit, ye are.
| >|
| >| Arrr.
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >| Bertie
| >
| >
| >
|
| Arrr.
|
|
| Bertie

Mick[_2_]
September 20th 08, 03:26 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
|
| >
| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| > .. .
| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
| >|
| >| >
| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| > .. .
| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
:
| >| >|
| >| >| >
| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| > .. .
| >| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:zaRAk.11472$PS3.5332
| >| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| >| > ...
| >| >| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:zhzAk.9115$PS3.2097
| >| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >| >|
| >| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| >| >| > ...
| >| >| >| >| >> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:qtxAk.9089$PS3.1959
| >| >| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >| >| >>> "C J Campbell" > wrote in
| >| >| message
| >| >| >| >| >>> news:2008091810585416807-christophercampbell@hotmailcom...
|
|
|

Mick[_2_]
September 20th 08, 08:20 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
|
| >
| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| > ...
| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
| >| :
| >|
| >| >
| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| > .. .
| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
| >| >| :
| >| >|
| >| >| >
| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| > .. .
| >| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
| > :
| >| >| >|
| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| >| > .. .
| >| >| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:zaRAk.11472$PS3.5332
| >| >| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >| >|
| >| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| >| >| > ...
| >| >| >| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:zhzAk.9115$PS3.2097
| >| >| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >| >| >|
| >| >| >| >| >| >
| >| >| >| >| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| >| >| >| >| > ...
| >| >| >| >| >| >> "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
| >| >| >| >| >| >> news:qtxAk.9089$PS3.1959
| >| >| >| >| @newsfe06.iad:
| >| >| >| >| >| >>
| >| >| >| >| >| >>>
| >| >| >| >| >| >>> "C J Campbell" >
| >| >| >| >| >| >>> wrote in
| >| >| >| message
| >| >| >| >| >| >>> news:2008091810585416807-
| christophercampbell@hotmailco
| >| >| >| >| >| >>> m...
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >
| >
| >
|
|
|

Mick[_2_]
September 22nd 08, 06:10 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
.. .
| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
|
| Care to itemise any lies, fjukkkwit?
|
|
| No?
|
|
| Didna thin so.
|
|
|
| Bertie

Documenting your lies would require a full time staff. Your very existence
is a lie. You lack the ability to tell truth from fiction.

You think your are a Usenet legend and world class troll. You have created
web sites, and Wiki pages to support your belief.

Kind of hard to get more ****ed up than that, retard.

You have been living off your own bull**** so long, you actually believe it.

Mick[_2_]
September 23rd 08, 07:10 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
| "Mick" <#$$#@%%%.^^^> wrote in :
|
| >
| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| > .. .
| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in :
| >|
| >| Care to itemise any lies, fjukkkwit?
| >|
| >|
| >| No?
| >|
| >|
| >| Didna thin so.
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >| Bertie
| >
| > Documenting your lies would require a full time staff. Your very
| > existence is a lie. You lack the ability to tell truth from fiction.
|
|
|
| In other words you have nothing.
|
|
| >
| > You think your are a Usenet legend and world class troll. You have
| > created web sites, and Wiki pages to support your belief.
| >
|
| Nope.
|
| Point one out you lying piece of ****.
|
| > Kind of hard to get more ****ed up than that, retard.
|
| Well, inmagining that I did any of that would be consideably more
| fjukked up, fjukkwit.
|
| >
| > You have been living off your own bull**** so long, you actually
| > believe it.
| >
|
|
|
| Well, why don't you set me straight with some facts?
|
|
|
|
| Opps, you can't.
|
|
|
|
| Bertie
| >
| >
| >
|

Mick[_2_]
September 26th 08, 12:14 AM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
...
| "Mick" <#$$#@%%%.^^^> wrote in :
|
| >
| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| > ...
| >| "Mick" <#$$#@%%%.^^^> wrote in news:NNFBk.28741$rV4.12942
| @newsfe03.iad:
| >|
| >| >
| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message
| >| > .. .
| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:T1cBk.11307$Il.1049
| @newsfe09.iad:
| >| >|
| >| >| Care to itemise any lies, fjukkkwit?
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >| No?
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >| Didna thin so.
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >|
| >| >| Bertie
| >| >
| >| > Documenting your lies would require a full time staff. Your very
| >| > existence is a lie. You lack the ability to tell truth from
| fiction.
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >| In other words you have nothing.
| >|
| >|
| >| >
| >| > You think your are a Usenet legend and world class troll. You have
| >| > created web sites, and Wiki pages to support your belief.
| >| >
| >|
| >| Nope.
| >|
| >| Point one out you lying piece of ****.
| >|
| >| > Kind of hard to get more ****ed up than that, retard.
| >|
| >| Well, inmagining that I did any of that would be consideably more
| >| fjukked up, fjukkwit.
| >|
| >| >
| >| > You have been living off your own bull**** so long, you actually
| >| > believe it.
| >| >
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >| Well, why don't you set me straight with some facts?
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >| Opps, you can't.
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >|
| >| Bertie
| >| >
| >| >
| >| >
| >|
| >
| >
| >
| >
| >
|
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