Survival Rifle III

[[email protected]]

"I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
(shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!

Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.

And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."

[Tim Ward[_1_]]

> wrote in message
...
> "I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
> don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
> (shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
> gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
> to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
> nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
> that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
> place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
> about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
> grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
> friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!
>
> Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
> hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
> whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
> speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
> these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
> cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
> slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.
>
> And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
> shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
> German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
> up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
> a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."
>

Well, as it's coming up on Christmas, I can only say:

"You'll put your eye out with one of those things, kid."

Tim Ward

[Bob Murray]

> wrote in message
...
> "I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
> don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
> (shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
> gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
> to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
> nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
> that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
> place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
> about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
> grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
> friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!
>
> Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
> hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
> whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
> speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
> these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
> cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
> slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.
>
> And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
> shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
> German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
> up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
> a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."
>
How positively plebian! One MUST have a pellet rifle .

Bob

[[email protected]]

On Dec 6, 12:47*am, "Bob Murray" > wrote:
> > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > "I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
> > don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. *What you want is THIS
> > (shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). *Now this here's a BB
> > gun. *If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
> > to be living there, then you had one of these. *(Pats the stock.) *But
> > nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
> > that comes down. *So just stick one of these in your plane some
> > place. *I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
> > about any wheres. *Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
> > grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
> > friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!
>
> > Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
> > hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
> > whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
> > speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
> > these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
> > cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
> > slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.
>
> > And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
> > shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
> > German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
> > up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
> > a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."
>
> How positively plebian! *One MUST have a pellet rifle .
>
> Bob

[Copperhead]

On Dec 5, 11:08*pm, " > wrote:
> "I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
> don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. *What you want is THIS
> (shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). *Now this here's a BB
> gun. *If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
> to be living there, then you had one of these. *(Pats the stock.) *But
> nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
> that comes down. *So just stick one of these in your plane some
> place. *I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
> about any wheres. *Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
> grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
> friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!
>
> Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
> hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
> whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
> speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
> these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
> cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
> slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.
>
> And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
> shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
> German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
> up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
> a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."

Bob,

Kinda like every kid dreams of having a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas
like in the movie?

JS

[Dave S]

Thank you, no..

I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..


wrote:
> "I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
> don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
> (shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
> gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
> to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
> nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
> that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
> place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
> about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
> grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
> friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!
>
> Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
> hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
> whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
> speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
> these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
> cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
> slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.
>
> And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
> shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
> German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
> up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
> a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."
>

[[email protected]]

On Dec 6, 11:18*am, Dave S > wrote:
> Thank you, no..
>
> I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..
>************************************************** **************

BB gun very handy for those small critters that like to inhabit your
A/C -n- Hanger.

Pump just enough that stray ricochet does not harm valuables.

Reggie

[flash]

> wrote in message
...
On Dec 6, 11:18 am, Dave S > wrote:
> Thank you, no..
>
> I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..
>************************************************** **************

> BB gun very handy for those small critters that like to inhabit your
>A/C -n- Hanger.

>Pump just enough that stray ricochet does not harm valuables.




Reggie

Just shows how much you know, Reggie! DAISY BB Guns do not "PUMP"! One
swift stroke of the lever, that's all. And I've still got mine from 1945.
And it still works, And ricochet of BB's is what makes them so darned much
fun (ouch - dangit! )

And Bobbie-Boy, you listen here --- no way is that thing gonna be wired to
anyplace, - maybe dict-taped, fixed for firing forward, synchronized through
the prop! Just wait till some city-slicker in a shiny RV cuts me off on
short final!

Flash

[Tech Support]

I just shot a stray rat on my patio with an air pistol. Only had it
pumped up half of maximum.

Used a pump up Air Rifle to teach my Grandson (in my back yard here in
Houston) how to handle guns and shoot.

Pump up guns in a survival mode will get you small game to survive.

Big John

************************************************** **********************

On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 13:10:03 -0800 (PST), wrote:

>On Dec 6, 11:18*am, Dave S > wrote:
>> Thank you, no..
>>
>> I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..
>>************************************************** **************
>
> BB gun very handy for those small critters that like to inhabit your
>A/C -n- Hanger.
>
>Pump just enough that stray ricochet does not harm valuables.
>
>Reggie

[[email protected]]

On Dec 6, 4:32*pm, "Flash" > wrote:
> > wrote in message
>
> ...
> On Dec 6, 11:18 am, Dave S > wrote:
>
> > Thank you, no..
>
> > I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..
> >************************************************** **************
> > BB gun very handy for those small critters that like to inhabit your
> >A/C -n- Hanger.
> >Pump just enough that stray ricochet *does not harm valuables.
>
> Reggie
>
> Just shows how much you know, Reggie! *DAISY BB Guns do not "PUMP"! *One
> swift stroke of the lever, that's all. *And I've still got mine from 1945.
> And it still works, *And ricochet of BB's is what makes them so darned much
> fun * (ouch - dangit! )
>
> And Bobbie-Boy, you listen here --- no way is that thing gonna be wired to
> anyplace, - maybe dict-taped, fixed for firing forward, synchronized through
> the prop! Just wait till some city-slicker in a shiny RV cuts me off on
> short final!
>
> Flash

************************************************** ***************
http://www.daisy.com/index.html

If your still "in training" since 1945, One Stroke, 1 or 7 clicks of
the lever is correct.....

http://daisy.com/spring_air_english.pdf

After your are competent, you may wish to use one of the One to Ten
pump, models...

Such as:

http://daisy.com/880_web_manual.pdf

And don't forget your eye protection.

Reggie

[Morgans[_2_]]

> wrote

If your still "in training" since 1945, One Stroke, 1 or 7 clicks of
the lever is correct.....

Most of the daisy bb guns around me, had a spring, and only one cock had it
ready to go, as it ever would be.

Now, if you wanted a "real" BB gun, you got a Crossman (sp?) 760, and give
it about ten strokes. Ummm!

I still have mine, from about 1971, and it still will work, if I oiled up
the piston seals, I quite sure!
--
Jim in NC

[Peter Dohm]

"Morgans" > wrote in message
...
>
> > wrote
>
> If your still "in training" since 1945, One Stroke, 1 or 7 clicks of
> the lever is correct.....
>
-------------
> Most of the daisy bb guns around me, had a spring, and only one cock had
> it ready to go, as it ever would be.
>
> Now, if you wanted a "real" BB gun, you got a Crossman (sp?) 760, and
> give it about ten strokes. Ummm!
>
> I still have mine, from about 1971, and it still will work, if I oiled up
> the piston seals, I quite sure!
> --
> Jim in NC
>
My experience was the same--except that I never got to try a "real" one.

Peter

[Morgans[_2_]]

"Peter Dohm" > wrote

> My experience was the same--except that I never got to try a "real" one.

They were powerful. With a lead pellet, and about 60 to 70 feet away, you
could bring down a full grown squirrel.

You could also imbed a bb in the tip of your finger, with just two pumps, if
you held your finger over the end of the barrel and pulled the trigger,
thinking the chamber was empty.

You will have to try and find someone to ask, who knows that is true,
though. "I" would never do such a dumb thing. <g>
--
Jim in NC

[Monk]

On Dec 7, 3:52*pm, "Morgans" > wrote:
> > wrote
>
> If your still "in training" since 1945, One Stroke, 1 or 7 clicks of
> the lever is correct.....
>
> Most of the daisy bb guns around me, had a spring, and only one cock had it
> ready to go, as it ever would be.
>
> Now, if you wanted a "real" *BB gun, you got a Crossman (sp?) 760, and give
> it about ten strokes. *Ummm!
>
> I still have mine, from about 1971, and it still will work, if I oiled up
> the piston seals, I quite sure!
> --
> Jim in NC


I had one of those, a Crossman 760 at one time. I also had a Daisy
Powerline pellet rifle in .22 caliber. Great for rabbits and
squirels. My friends and I used to drop in a drop of karosene into
the back of the pellet. The theory was that we got a bigger bang from
Diesel effect.

Monk

[Tech Support]

Anyone read Drudge today about the gun question being ask in the
questons of those being vetted???

Big brother has arrived and ur guns are gone.

Just looked to post here and they have pulled it. If someone finds go
ahead and post for all.

Big John

****************************


On Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:18:18 -0600, Dave S >
wrote:

>Thank you, no..
>
>I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..
>
>
wrote:
>> "I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
>> don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
>> (shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
>> gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
>> to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
>> nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
>> that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
>> place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
>> about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
>> grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
>> friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!
>>
>> Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
>> hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
>> whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
>> speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
>> these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
>> cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
>> slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.
>>
>> And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
>> shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
>> German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
>> up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
>> a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."
>>

[Jim Logajan]

Tech Support <> wrote:
> Anyone read Drudge today about the gun question being ask in the
> questons of those being vetted???

Old news (older than you think - not the first administration to ask
politically charged questions) and probably misinformed news. Not sure who
this Drudge is - sounds more like Pokey.

> Big brother has arrived and ur guns are gone.

More old news (the Big Brother part, anyway.) Stop the pointless worrying
about your guns - they're safe! See:
http://www.law.ucla.edu/volokh/beararms/statecon.htm

(I have that link bookmarked under my "Human Rights" folder. I wonder how
many people have an equivalent folder under their browser bookmarks? I
think I need to clean it up, though, as I have collected some oddities in
it, such as:
http://jeromekahn123.tripod.com/logicalthreads/id6.html
http://www.retirementliving.com/RLtaxes.html
)

Now start worrying about your right to fly! The biggest threat to it formed
under the current administration.

> Just looked to post here and they have pulled it. If someone finds go
> ahead and post for all.

Has nothing to do with homebuilt aviation, but I'm cool with it.

> Big John

Take 150 mg of Irvingia twice a day and in a few months you could probably
drop the "Big" part of your name. 'Course if its an inverted honorific
(e.g. calling a 7 foot man "Shorty" or "Tiny") then forget I mentioned the
substance.

[Fred the Red Shirt]

On Dec 6, 7:32*pm, "Flash" > wrote:
> ...
> And Bobbie-Boy, you listen here --- no way is that thing gonna be wired to
> anyplace, - maybe dict-taped, fixed for firing forward,
> ...

Ouch! No thanks man, I'd rather attach mine to the airplane.

--

FF

[flash]

"Fred the Red Shirt" > wrote in message
...
On Dec 6, 7:32 pm, "Flash" > wrote:
> ...
> And Bobbie-Boy, you listen here --- no way is that thing gonna be wired to
> anyplace, - maybe dict-taped, fixed for firing forward,
> ...

Ouch! No thanks man, I'd rather attach mine to the airplane.

--

FF


Funny, that. Just such a small, innocent typo, with such extended
ramifications.

Flash

[Morgans[_2_]]

"Flash" > wrote

> Funny, that. Just such a small, innocent typo, with such extended
> ramifications.

"Hard" to read it any other way, with the visual picture of it read, loaded,
and pointing forward, waiting for action, isn't it?

I agree, though. Tape is not one thing I would ever want to use, to fasten
it in place! <g>
--
Jim in NC

[Maxwell[_2_]]

"Morgans" > wrote in message
...
|
| "Flash" > wrote
|
| > Funny, that. Just such a small, innocent typo, with such extended
| > ramifications.
|
| "Hard" to read it any other way, with the visual picture of it read,
loaded,
| and pointing forward, waiting for action, isn't it?
|
| I agree, though. Tape is not one thing I would ever want to use, to
fasten
| it in place! <g>
| --
| Jim in NC
|
|

Remember the old "cap gun" belt buckles?

You flex your stomach to expand your belt, and the mini cap gun would swing
out and fire.

I got one for Christmas about 50 years ago.

I think it was a promo for a tv show.