How to pilot a kamikaze plane???

[Gene Stonerly]

I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
filled kamikaze plane.

What do I need to know???

[gpsman]

On Dec 22, 3:40*pm, Gene Stonerly > wrote:
> I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
> filled kamikaze plane.
>
> What do I need to know???

Shiny side out.
-----

- gpsman

(apologies to alt.cooking.chefs)

[B A R R Y[_2_]]

Gene Stonerly wrote:
> I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
> filled kamikaze plane.
>
> What do I need to know???


Get all your enemies in one place.

You only get one shot.

[Ron Lee[_2_]]

Gene Stonerly > wrote:

>I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
>filled kamikaze plane.
>
>What do I need to know???

Find an open field away from houses. Place two large 2x8 boards,
painted bright orange, in the shape of an X in the field.

Go fly, aim for and hit that X. If you hit within the kill radius of
your weapons load then you are good to go.

Ron Lee

[Brad[_4_]]

On Dec 23, 7:40*am, Gene Stonerly > wrote:
> I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
> filled kamikaze plane.
>
> What do I need to know???

You will need ATC clearance to 'spin, crash and burn'.

[george]

On Dec 23, 9:40*am, Gene Stonerly > wrote:
> I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
> filled kamikaze plane.
>
> What do I need to know???

Nothing except to rehearse in Saudi Arabia and just aim at the largest
building.
Then you'll be fully trained

[Stealth Pilot[_2_]]

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:40:43 -0800 (PST), Gene Stonerly
> wrote:

>I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
>filled kamikaze plane.
>
>What do I need to know???

more than you do now :-)

[Aluckyguess[_2_]]

"Gene Stonerly" > wrote in message
...
> I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
> filled kamikaze plane.
>
> What do I need to know???

Eat Brussel sprouts and cabbage until you feel sick. Get a lighter with a
long handle. This is were you need patients. Now when everything is ripe go
in the john sit down, when you feel the first big fart coming on stick the
lighter down strike it you are now a kamikaze pilot.

[Tech Support]

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:40:43 -0800 (PST), Gene Stonerly
> wrote:

>I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
>filled kamikaze plane.
>
>What do I need to know???


Get a good lawyer.

Big John

[CodyDog]

Only how to takeoff.

"Gene Stonerly" > wrote in message
...
> I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
> filled kamikaze plane.
>
> What do I need to know???

[Dave B]

Remember......practice, practice, practice.

Dave B

[Bear Bottoms[_4_]]

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:40:43 -0800 (PST), Gene Stonerly wrote:

> I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
> filled kamikaze plane.
>
> What do I need to know???

Full up your plane with cocaine. It burns reel good.
--
Bear Bottoms
Private Attorney General

[Ash Wyllie]

Gene Stonerly opined

>I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
>filled kamikaze plane.

>What do I need to know???

A good answer for the first TSA agent that contacts you.


-ash
Cthulhu in 2008!
Vote the greater evil.

[AJ]

As you go into your final dive, look to your left -- that's a sight
you'll never see again!