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Alan Erskine is NUTS!!
January 22nd 09, 12:31 PM
This is too friggin funny.
For all of you that have bee victimized by this Alan Erskine a quick Google
search return this little Gem. Seems our wacky friend has quite a history on
the web. I can't imagine that this is anyone other then our Pain in the
Ass... enjoy.
http://www.astronomyforum.net/space-exploration-history-forum/15058-psychopath-alan-erskine.html

Mean O. Lee[_2_]
January 22nd 09, 12:52 PM
"Alan Erskine is NUTS!!" > rudely blurted out
g.com:

> This is too friggin funny.
> For all of you that have bee victimized by this Alan Erskine a quick
> Google search return this little Gem. Seems our wacky friend has quite a
> history on the web. I can't imagine that this is anyone other then our
> Pain in the Ass... enjoy.
> http://www.astronomyforum.net/space-exploration-history-forum/15058-psych
> opath-alan-erskine.html
>
>
>

FTA:

"Here are just a few of his victims. He has been stalking and harrasing
Scott and Betty Grissom relentlessly. Scott Grissom is the son of Gus
Grissom, the second American in space, who died in an Apollo 1 training
exercise fire, and Betty Grissom, 75, is his widow."


Einstein, I cordially invite you to the U.S. of A.
The GRISSOM FAMILY????

THAT deserves a two week ass kicking,
and I'm wearing the boots that'll do it.

I've been on your ass for nearly a year and finally
feel vindicated.

*****************************
Here's *my* funny sig from an ABPA thread on 08/16/08:
Alan Erskine > says... "I've got an IQ of 151"
"I'm in the 99th percentile for my age group - that's the top 1 percent"
(nice math there, Einstein!) "I doubt very strongly that you know
anyone in my range of IQ" (Neither do you, Einstein)
Lee > discussing newsserver retention:
"...I can go back about 6 months to locate files..."
Alan Erskine > interrupts with:
"Why should we wait for six months to download an image
that was posted yesterday?"

Glen in Orlando[_4_]
January 22nd 09, 09:45 PM
Wow!!

Glen in Orlando

Ron
January 22nd 09, 09:58 PM
Just wondering what is worse: anything truthful (if it is at all truthful)
in that message, or being so obsessed you make a mission out of harassing
one Alan Erskine.

Ron
--
Non urinat in ventum

Alan Erskine[_3_]
January 23rd 09, 02:24 PM
"Alan Erskine is NUTS!!" > wrote in message
g.com...

Actually, 'Lee'; I think you'll find a quick google search will show it was
posted by Roger Bratton - he's from California. He started harrassing me
several years ago when I was a regular poster to alt.firefighters. I was
not Bratton's only victim, as a quick google search will show.

Alan Erskine[_3_]
January 23rd 09, 03:04 PM
"Alan Erskine is NUTS!!" > wrote in message
g.com...
> This is too friggin funny.
> For all of you that have bee victimized by this Alan Erskine a quick
> Google search return this little Gem. Seems our wacky friend has quite a
> history on the web. I can't imagine that this is anyone other then our
> Pain in the Ass... enjoy.
> http://www.astronomyforum.net/space-exploration-history-forum/15058-psychopath-alan-erskine.html
>

Try Google Groups
(http://groups.google.com.au/advanced_search?hl=en&q=&hl=en&) and search for
the heading from 'Lee's' post; then do an IP check - most of the posts of
that ilk come via AOL - Bratton's ISP. Bratton often posts via 'free' email
servers, including one in Canada.

Funny, isn't it, that the only person on this group who keeps changing there
nick name is 'Lee' - so he can get around the kill files of people who don't
want to see his posts. If people don't want to see anything I post, it's
simple to killfile "Alan Erskine" - I haven't changed that for almost ten
years.

Oh, and just to save some time, you'll find my IP listed on everything I've
posted. I've only ever posted from three servers: MPX; Optusnet (who
bought-out MPX) and Bigpond.

Lee *IS* my name
January 24th 09, 12:22 AM
"Alan Erskine" > rudely blurted out
:

> "Alan Erskine is NUTS!!" > wrote in message
> g.com...
>> This is too friggin funny.
>> For all of you that have bee victimized by this Alan Erskine a quick
>> Google search return this little Gem. Seems our wacky friend has quite
>> a history on the web. I can't imagine that this is anyone other then
>> our Pain in the Ass... enjoy.
>> http://www.astronomyforum.net/space-exploration-history-forum/15058-psyc
>> hopath-alan-erskine.html
>>
>
> Try Google Groups
> (http://groups.google.com.au/advanced_search?hl=en&q=&hl=en&) and search
> for the heading from 'Lee's' post; then do an IP check - most of the
> posts of that ilk come via AOL - Bratton's ISP. Bratton often posts via
> 'free' email servers, including one in Canada.
>
> Funny, isn't it, that the only person on this group who keeps changing
> there nick name is 'Lee' - so he can get around the kill files of people
> who don't want to see his posts. If people don't want to see anything I
> post, it's simple to killfile "Alan Erskine" - I haven't changed that
> for almost ten years.
>
> Oh, and just to save some time, you'll find my IP listed on everything
> I've posted. I've only ever posted from three servers: MPX; Optusnet
> (who bought-out MPX) and Bigpond.
>
>
>

Points to be made to the resident genius
regarding "Alan Erskine is NUTS" post:

1. I did not post the google information. I
posted a reply to the original google link
(that someone else posted).
An intellect with a purported "150 IQ"
should know how to figure that out.
2. Lee is my name, not a psuedonym or "nick."
3. I add text characters to get around
YOUR killfilter.
4. Regarding the *over 100* google links with
your info on being an internet pest extra-
ordinaire, I must say that "where there's
smoke..."
5. So don't blame me for something I did not do.
6. I'm ****ed at myself for not googling your
ass in the first place.
7. My news service still carries all of the ABPA
postings since the first week of July, 2008
should you wish to be reminded of the lies AND
threats YOU posted in THIS group about me
and several others.
8. There has yet to be any admission or apology
on your part to anyone you victimized.

BTW - I very, very rarely post anything, but in
the last six months I've posted about 70 pictures.
Can you guess how many you've posted? Zip, zero, nada.
But lots of Dutch-uncles tho'.

*************************
Here's *my* funny sig from an ABPA thread on 08/16/08:
Alan Erskine > says... "I've got an IQ of 151"
"I'm in the 99th percentile for my age group - that's the top 1 percent"
(nice math there, Einstein!) "I doubt very strongly that you know
anyone in my range of IQ" (Neither do you, Einstein)
Lee > discussing newsserver retention:
"...I can go back about 6 months to locate files..."
Alan Erskine > interrupts with:
"Why should we wait for six months to download an image
that was posted yesterday?" <--- yep, a real genius!

Alan Erskine[_3_]
January 24th 09, 12:51 AM
"Lee *IS* my name" > wrote in message
.94...
> 7. My news service still carries all of the ABPA
> postings since the first week of July, 2008
> should you wish to be reminded of the lies AND
> threats YOU posted in THIS group about me
> and several others.

What threats?

What lies?

My name? - Lee
January 24th 09, 05:43 AM
"Alan Erskine" > rudely blurted out
:

> "Lee *IS* my name" > wrote
> in message
> .94...
>> 7. My news service still carries all of the ABPA
>> postings since the first week of July, 2008
>> should you wish to be reminded of the lies AND
>> threats YOU posted in THIS group about me
>> and several others.
>
> What threats?
>
> What lies?
>
>
>

Obfuscation by transference. Nice try.
Why are you shifting this thread? Address the
google issue of "Alan Erskine is NUTS!"

I will play along this *one* time.

A. Tattle to my Newsservice
(crickets are still chirping on that)

B. That I was forging my headers
(the majority of dull-witted ten year olds
on the internet can tell NNTP forgeries.
How's that astronomic IQ working out for you?)

There's several other instances in which you've
shown your ass at my expense. But in the interest
of bandwidth...

I'll tell you what, I'll get off your ass and STFU, if
you'll STFU (SHUT THE **** UP) about Digital Voices, Mr.
Einstein. As well, you have to drop *all* posts that
are officious in nature... You *don't post* pics, so
you agree to hold your tongue about how any contributions
are made from this point on. This is to include the first
shot across ANYONE'S bow about yEncoding, about the file
size or file type. If you "just have to" fire a shot, it
had better be outside of the first four volleys.

Looks like a pretty good deal to me. With your acceptance
of these terms, you might actually prove that you aren't
the cyber-stalking, control-freak, site-pest, UseNet Kook,
as described in over 100 google links.

Any attempt to glibly turn this deal down might have a
negative effect on your currently less than good name -
and confirm the google links.

*********************
Here's *my* funny sig from an ABPA thread on 08/16/08:
Alan Erskine > says...
"I've got an IQ of 151" "I'm in the 99th percentile
for my age group - that's the top 1 percent"
(nice math there, Einstein!) "I doubt very strongly that you
know anyone in my range of IQ" (Neither do you, Einstein)
Lee > discussing newsserver
retention: "...I can go back about 6 months to locate files..."
Alan Erskine > interrupts the
discussion with: "Why should we wait for six months to download
an image that was posted yesterday?" <--- Yep, a Genius!

Glenn[_2_]
January 24th 09, 06:35 AM
"Alan Erskine" > wrote in message
...
> "Lee *IS* my name" > wrote in message
> .94...
>> 7. My news service still carries all of the ABPA
>> postings since the first week of July, 2008
>> should you wish to be reminded of the lies AND
>> threats YOU posted in THIS group about me
>> and several others.
>
> What threats?
>
> What lies?
I was wondering the same thing.

Alan Erskine[_3_]
January 24th 09, 10:51 AM
"Glenn" > wrote in message
...
> I was wondering the same thing.

I suppose they were retorical questions; I can't expect a troll like 'Lee'
to do anything reasonable.

hielan' laddie
January 24th 09, 11:10 PM
On Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:51:54 -0500, Alan Erskine wrote
(in article >):

> "Lee *IS* my name" > wrote in message
> .94...
>> 7. My news service still carries all of the ABPA
>> postings since the first week of July, 2008
>> should you wish to be reminded of the lies AND
>> threats YOU posted in THIS group about me
>> and several others.
>
> What threats?
>
> What lies?
>
>

Well, the threats included a threat to contact my ISP about my 'forging'
headers. It's been months, now, and either you never did that or Newguy
figured that you were full of ****.

The lies would include your denying you made the threats in the first place.

hielan' laddie
January 24th 09, 11:12 PM
On Sat, 24 Jan 2009 05:51:29 -0500, Alan Erskine wrote
(in article >):

> "Glenn" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I was wondering the same thing.
>
> I suppose they were retorical questions;

no, they weren't. They were quite specific.

> I can't expect a troll like 'Lee'
> to do anything reasonable.
>
>

So, Alan-me-lad, have you reported me to Newsguy for 'forging' my headers
yet?

Didn't think so.

Lee the REASONABLE
January 25th 09, 03:16 AM
hielan' laddie > rudely
blurted out :

> On Sat, 24 Jan 2009 05:51:29 -0500, Alan Erskine wrote
> (in article
> >):
>
>> "Glenn" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> I was wondering the same thing.
>>
>> I suppose they were retorical questions;
>
> no, they weren't. They were quite specific.
>
>> I can't expect a troll like 'Lee'
>> to do anything reasonable.
>>
>>
>
> So, Alan-me-lad, have you reported me to Newsguy for
> 'forging' my headers yet?
>
> Didn't think so.
>
>



Proof positive he is who over 100 google links
describe. "Alan Erskine is NUTS"

You offer him a deal to tone his dumb ass down
and he supposes "surely you jest."

***********************

Here's *my* funny sig from an ABPA thread on 08/16/08:
Alan Erskine > says... "I've
got an IQ of 151, I'm in the 99th percentile for my
age group - that's the top 1 percent" (nice math there,
Einstein!) "I doubt very strongly that you know anyone
in my range of IQ" (Neither do you, Einstein)
Lee > discussing news
server retention: "...I can go back about 6 months to
locate files... "Alan Erskine >
interrupts with: "Why should we wait for six months to
download an image that was posted yesterday?"
Yep, a real genius!

Mr. Lee
January 25th 09, 04:31 AM
"Alan Erskine" > rudely blurted out
:

> "Glenn" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I was wondering the same thing.
>
> I suppose they were retorical questions; I can't expect a
> troll like 'Lee' to do anything reasonable.
>
>



As I predicted, you weasel out. Coward.

First, you need to look up the definition
of "rhetoric".

Second, you'll find that we hoi-polloi
spell it this way, Mr. "150 IQ" Genius.

Third, a direct offer for truce is by you,
dismissed out of hand.

You are nuts.

Alan Erskine[_3_]
January 28th 09, 12:00 AM
"Lee the REASONABLE" > wrote in message
6.97...

"Lee the reasonable"?

What makes you think you are reasonable?

Glenn[_2_]
January 28th 09, 07:42 AM
"Alan Erskine" > wrote in message
...
> "Lee the REASONABLE" > wrote in message
> 6.97...
>
> "Lee the reasonable"?
>
> What makes you think you are reasonable?
Because he said so.
and no further comments will be accepted.

Boy what did yuo do to **** him off. Did you sleep with his
Missus/Boyfriend.

Alan Erskine[_3_]
January 28th 09, 10:03 AM
"Glenn" > wrote in message
...
>
> Boy what did yuo do to **** him off. Did you sleep with his
> Missus/Boyfriend.

****, I hope not! (dont' scare me like that).

I just won't lie down and accept his ideas as 'gosspil' (or however
gossple/gospill/... you know what I mean... is spelt).

Out of Irksome's killfile
January 28th 09, 02:38 PM
"Alan Erskine" > rudely blurted out
:

> "Glenn" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Boy what did yuo do to **** him off. Did you sleep with
>> his Missus/Boyfriend.
>
> ****, I hope not! (dont' scare me like that).
>
> I just won't lie down and accept his ideas as 'gosspil' (or
> however gossple/gospill/... you know what I mean... is
> spelt).
>
>

An astronomic intellect who cannot spell GOSPEL.

Hey Einstein, compare these two headers(if you
can maintain concentration long enough)...


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#2 **NOT** FROM "ALAN IRKSOME IS NUTS"...

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Here is MY header, retard...

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Since you have such an astronomical IQ
let's see if you can figure out if I sent it,
as you alluded.

And once again, I'll make you an offer...

Of course, I'll be expecting one of your
***cowardly*** evasions.

You *are* gutless. You don't dare give up your
right to be an asshole in this group, do you?


Offer Repost from 1-23-09:

I'll tell you what, I'll get off your ass and STFU, if
you'll STFU (SHUT THE **** UP) about Digital Voices, Mr.
Einstein. As well, you have to drop *all* posts that
are officious in nature... You *don't post* pics, so
you agree to hold your tongue about how any contributions
are made from this point on. This is to include the first
shot across ANYONE'S bow about yEncoding, about the file
size or file type. If you "just have to" fire a shot, it
had better be outside of the first four volleys.

Looks like a pretty good deal to me. With your acceptance
of these terms, you might actually prove that you aren't
the cyber-stalking, control-freak, site-pest, UseNet Kook,
as described in over 100 google links.

Any attempt to glibly turn this deal down might have a
negative effect on your currently less than good name -
and confirm the google links.

*********************
Here's *my* funny sig from an ABPA thread on 08/16/08:
Alan Erskine > says...
"I've got an IQ of 151" "I'm in the 99th percentile
for my age group - that's the top 1 percent"
(nice math there, Einstein!) "I doubt very strongly that you
know anyone in my range of IQ" (Neither do you, Einstein)
Lee > discussing newsserver
retention: "...I can go back about 6 months to locate
files..."
Alan Erskine > interrupts the
discussion with: "Why should we wait for six months to
download an image that was posted yesterday?"
Yep, he's a Genius!

hielan' laddie
January 28th 09, 08:57 PM
On Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:00:16 -0500, Alan Erskine wrote
(in article >):

> "Lee the REASONABLE" > wrote in message
> 6.97...
>
> "Lee the reasonable"?
>
> What makes you think you are reasonable?
>
>

And once again Alan-me-lad dodges the very simple question: So have you
reported me for 'forging' my headers yet?

<sfx of crickets chirping>

Alan Erskine[_3_]
January 28th 09, 10:42 PM
"Out of Irksome's killfile" > wrote in
message 6.93...

You're a very sick little boy, aren't you...

Glenn[_2_]
January 29th 09, 06:05 AM
"Alan Erskine" > wrote in message
...
> "Out of Irksome's killfile" > wrote in
> message 6.93...
>
> You're a very sick little boy, aren't you...
hee hee. isn't it funny how when some one tries to prove a point, they come
out looking the goose ;-)

Alan Erskine[_3_]
January 29th 09, 06:11 AM
"Glenn" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Alan Erskine" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Out of Irksome's killfile" > wrote in
>> message 6.93...
>>
>> You're a very sick little boy, aren't you...
> hee hee. isn't it funny how when some one tries to prove a point, they
> come out looking the goose ;-)

Now who are you referring to? ;-)

...Lee...
January 29th 09, 07:37 AM
"Alan Erskine" > rudely blurted out
:


>
> Now who are you referring to? ;-)
>
>
>



Well I'm referring to you, Mr.Dumbass.

Evasive Coward = Alan Irksome

Since you are too much of a chicken****
to respond to my offer, I'm left with
one option. To **** with you every time
you start trying to control the posts
that don't match your personal standard.

You prove yourself to be EXACTLY what
was described in over 100 different
locations listed by Google Search.

You ****ing Idiot

***************************************

http://tiny.cc/e2IgA


Here's *my* funny sig from an ABPA thread on 08/16/08:
Alan Erskine > says... "I've got an
IQ of 151" "I'm in the 99th percentile for my age group -
that's the top 1 percent" (nice math there, Einstein!)

"I doubt very strongly that you know anyone in my range of
IQ" (Neither do you, Einstein)

Lee > discussing newsserver
retention: "...I can go back about 6 months to locate
files..."

Alan Erskine > interrupts with:
"Why should we wait for six months to download an image
that was posted yesterday?"

Yep, a real "Rainman" genius.

Glenn[_2_]
January 31st 09, 11:17 AM
"Alan Erskine" > wrote in message
...
> "Glenn" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Alan Erskine" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> "Out of Irksome's killfile" > wrote in
>>> message 6.93...
>>>
>>> You're a very sick little boy, aren't you...
>> hee hee. isn't it funny how when some one tries to prove a point, they
>> come out looking the goose ;-)
>
> Now who are you referring to? ;-)
Me, for all I kow. I fit that description often :-)

Glenn[_2_]
January 31st 09, 11:17 AM
"Alan Erskine" > wrote in message
...
> "Glenn" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Alan Erskine" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> "Out of Irksome's killfile" > wrote in
>>> message 6.93...
>>>
>>> You're a very sick little boy, aren't you...
>> hee hee. isn't it funny how when some one tries to prove a point, they
>> come out looking the goose ;-)
>
> Now who are you referring to? ;-)
Me, for all I kow. I fit that description often :-)

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