Cockpit voice transcipt of Hudson River Crash. Breaking news

[Shelly]

Subject: Cockpit Voice Recorder

Here is the transcript from the voice recorder from the Hudson River Crash
starting after the bird strikes.


PIC is a Pilot in Command, SIC is Second in Command, you all know who Sully
is.



SIC: "Number two's gone, boss."

Sully: "I know it! What do I look like, an R-22 pilot (that's a baby
helicopter a real egg beater)? Just shut the f*cker down, boy. Oh, and
tell Departure that we need to come back in and land. F*cking birds..."

SIC: "Sheesh, somebody got up on the wrong side of his throne this morning.
You don't have to insult me just because I got my commercial helicopter
rating in the mighty Robinson. Oh, and by the way, sir, we're not climbing,
if you even care. Maybe your decision to take on that extra 5,000 pounds of
fuel wasn't so hot, Captain."

Sully: "One more comment like that and I'll make sure the union keeps you
in RJ's for the rest of your miserable, short career."

<Bang!>

Sully: "SON OF A BITCH!"

SIC: "Number one's failing, boss."

Sully: "I can see that! Am I a-f*cking-sleep? Can I not read the gauges?
Am I not flying the plane here?"

SIC: "I'm just sayin'..."

Sully: "Goddamn Canadians, sending their f*cking geese down here every
winter. Why, if I ever *see* another Canadian I'm gonna punch him right in
the throat. I *HATE* Canadians."

SIC: "Everybody does, boss. Think we can make Teterboro or straight-in to
22 at Newark?"

Sully: "Yeah, probably. But f*ck Teterboro! Let's go to Newark. I've
flown out of Teterboro. Short damn runways...always a crosswind. And their
FBO's suck. I'd rather land in the Hudson f*cking river than land at
Teterboro. Hey...."

SIC: "You're not..."

Sully: "Why not? Maybe we can take out some sailboats with some prick
Canadian snowbirds."

SIC: "You ever land on the water before?"

Sully: "Plenty of times! I got my seaplane rating back in 1946. I think it
was in a...Piper...somethingoranother, I forget. Never mind. It'll all
come back to me. Pull out the Before Water Landing checklist and run it."

SIC: (flipping through the stack of checklists) "Can't seem to find one for
that."

Sully: "Fooled ya! HAH! There ain't one! Just get on the horn and tell
the people to put their heads between their legs and kiss...no wait, that
won't sound good on on the CVR tape...make it, 'brace for collision'...no
wait, make it 'brace for impact.' Yeah, that's better. No wait! Tell them
that out the left side of the plane they can see theIntrepid Museum, and
that if they'd like to visit it, they'll be able to, this afternoon, like,
in about twenty minutes. Oh, and ring the stews and have them bring me a
rum and coke. If I'm gonna do this, I need a good stiff drink. And have
that one with the big tits bring it up. If I'm gonna die, I wanna die drunk
and with a boner."

SIC: "Like your grandfather did?"

Sully: "This is no time to make jokes, son. I would really appreciate it
if you'd try to take this situation seriously. I'm fairly certain that my
grandfather did not die with a boner. I mean, have you ever met my
grandmother?"

SIC: "You know, if you pull this off CNN will be calling you the Hero Pilot
of the Year."

Sully: "F*ck CNN. Liberal *******s. All I care about is what the
fair-and-balanced Fox News will call me. I hope Fox News calls me a hero!"

SIC: (sighing) "They probably will too. Nobody will remember *my* name.
It'll be 'Sully this'...and, 'Sully that.' 'Captain Sully, the big f*cking
hero.' Like you are the only f*cking one in the cockpit."

Sully: "You're quite bitter. You really are a helicopter pilot at heart,
aren't you? You know, some pilots wait their whole career to be called a
hero. I mean, Christ, I've only got two years to go to retirement. That
was close!"

SIC: "We're not down yet, Captain Skygod."

Sully: "I know, this thing glides pretty well, huh? Dammit, no sailboats.
Oh well, let's see if we can buzz one of those damn sightseeing helicopters.
What's best-glide/engines out?"

SIC: "Beats the **** outta me."

Sully: "Vref?"

SIC: "F*ck if I know."

Sully: "Britney Spears' birthday?"

SIC: "December 2, 1981."

Sully: "Well, I'm glad you know SOMETHING! Just gimme full flaps..."

[END OF RECORDING]



Dick Lammerding

Cloverdale, CA



In Vino Veritas

[Dave Doe]

In article >,
says...
> Subject: Cockpit Voice Recorder
>

<snip>

LOL - I'll fly with either of those guys anyday.

--
Duncan

[Bob Fry]

Lame.
--
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint
gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how
gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
- Jack Handey

[Darkwing]

"Shelly" > wrote in message
...
> Subject: Cockpit Voice Recorder
>
> Here is the transcript from the voice recorder from the Hudson River Crash
> starting after the bird strikes.
>
>
> PIC is a Pilot in Command, SIC is Second in Command, you all know who
> Sully is.
>
>
>
> SIC: "Number two's gone, boss."
>
> Sully: "I know it! What do I look like, an R-22 pilot (that's a baby
> helicopter a real egg beater)? Just shut the f*cker down, boy. Oh, and
> tell Departure that we need to come back in and land. F*cking birds..."
>
> SIC: "Sheesh, somebody got up on the wrong side of his throne this
> morning. You don't have to insult me just because I got my commercial
> helicopter rating in the mighty Robinson. Oh, and by the way, sir, we're
> not climbing, if you even care. Maybe your decision to take on that extra
> 5,000 pounds of fuel wasn't so hot, Captain."
>
> Sully: "One more comment like that and I'll make sure the union keeps you
> in RJ's for the rest of your miserable, short career."
>
> <Bang!>
>
> Sully: "SON OF A BITCH!"
>
> SIC: "Number one's failing, boss."
>
> Sully: "I can see that! Am I a-f*cking-sleep? Can I not read the
> gauges? Am I not flying the plane here?"
>
> SIC: "I'm just sayin'..."
>
> Sully: "Goddamn Canadians, sending their f*cking geese down here every
> winter. Why, if I ever *see* another Canadian I'm gonna punch him right
> in the throat. I *HATE* Canadians."
>
> SIC: "Everybody does, boss. Think we can make Teterboro or straight-in
> to 22 at Newark?"
>
> Sully: "Yeah, probably. But f*ck Teterboro! Let's go to Newark. I've
> flown out of Teterboro. Short damn runways...always a crosswind. And
> their FBO's suck. I'd rather land in the Hudson f*cking river than land
> at Teterboro. Hey...."
>
> SIC: "You're not..."
>
> Sully: "Why not? Maybe we can take out some sailboats with some prick
> Canadian snowbirds."
>
> SIC: "You ever land on the water before?"
>
> Sully: "Plenty of times! I got my seaplane rating back in 1946. I think
> it was in a...Piper...somethingoranother, I forget. Never mind. It'll
> all come back to me. Pull out the Before Water Landing checklist and run
> it."
>
> SIC: (flipping through the stack of checklists) "Can't seem to find one
> for that."
>
> Sully: "Fooled ya! HAH! There ain't one! Just get on the horn and tell
> the people to put their heads between their legs and kiss...no wait, that
> won't sound good on on the CVR tape...make it, 'brace for collision'...no
> wait, make it 'brace for impact.' Yeah, that's better. No wait! Tell
> them that out the left side of the plane they can see theIntrepid Museum,
> and that if they'd like to visit it, they'll be able to, this afternoon,
> like, in about twenty minutes. Oh, and ring the stews and have them bring
> me a rum and coke. If I'm gonna do this, I need a good stiff drink. And
> have that one with the big tits bring it up. If I'm gonna die, I wanna
> die drunk and with a boner."
>
> SIC: "Like your grandfather did?"
>
> Sully: "This is no time to make jokes, son. I would really appreciate it
> if you'd try to take this situation seriously. I'm fairly certain that my
> grandfather did not die with a boner. I mean, have you ever met my
> grandmother?"
>
> SIC: "You know, if you pull this off CNN will be calling you the Hero
> Pilot of the Year."
>
> Sully: "F*ck CNN. Liberal *******s. All I care about is what the
> fair-and-balanced Fox News will call me. I hope Fox News calls me a
> hero!"
>
> SIC: (sighing) "They probably will too. Nobody will remember *my* name.
> It'll be 'Sully this'...and, 'Sully that.' 'Captain Sully, the big
> f*cking hero.' Like you are the only f*cking one in the cockpit."
>
> Sully: "You're quite bitter. You really are a helicopter pilot at heart,
> aren't you? You know, some pilots wait their whole career to be called a
> hero. I mean, Christ, I've only got two years to go to retirement. That
> was close!"
>
> SIC: "We're not down yet, Captain Skygod."
>
> Sully: "I know, this thing glides pretty well, huh? Dammit, no
> sailboats. Oh well, let's see if we can buzz one of those damn sightseeing
> helicopters. What's best-glide/engines out?"
>
> SIC: "Beats the **** outta me."
>
> Sully: "Vref?"
>
> SIC: "F*ck if I know."
>
> Sully: "Britney Spears' birthday?"
>
> SIC: "December 2, 1981."
>
> Sully: "Well, I'm glad you know SOMETHING! Just gimme full flaps..."
>
> [END OF RECORDING]
>


Sounds pretty "by the book" to me. Way to go boys!

[Tech Support]

Dick

Very bad taste.

Big John

end..........gone

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On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:12:04 -0500, "Shelly" > wrote:

>Subject: Cockpit Voice Recorder
>
>Here is the transcript from the voice recorder from the Hudson River Crash
>starting after the bird strikes.
>
>
>PIC is a Pilot in Command, SIC is Second in Command, you all know who Sully
>is.
>
>
>
>SIC: "Number two's gone, boss."
>
>Sully: "I know it! What do I look like, an R-22 pilot (that's a baby
>helicopter a real egg beater)? Just shut the f*cker down, boy. Oh, and
>tell Departure that we need to come back in and land. F*cking birds..."
>
>SIC: "Sheesh, somebody got up on the wrong side of his throne this morning.
>You don't have to insult me just because I got my commercial helicopter
>rating in the mighty Robinson. Oh, and by the way, sir, we're not climbing,
>if you even care. Maybe your decision to take on that extra 5,000 pounds of
>fuel wasn't so hot, Captain."
>
>Sully: "One more comment like that and I'll make sure the union keeps you
>in RJ's for the rest of your miserable, short career."
>
><Bang!>
>
>Sully: "SON OF A BITCH!"
>
>SIC: "Number one's failing, boss."
>
>Sully: "I can see that! Am I a-f*cking-sleep? Can I not read the gauges?
>Am I not flying the plane here?"
>
>SIC: "I'm just sayin'..."
>
>Sully: "Goddamn Canadians, sending their f*cking geese down here every
>winter. Why, if I ever *see* another Canadian I'm gonna punch him right in
>the throat. I *HATE* Canadians."
>
>SIC: "Everybody does, boss. Think we can make Teterboro or straight-in to
>22 at Newark?"
>
>Sully: "Yeah, probably. But f*ck Teterboro! Let's go to Newark. I've
>flown out of Teterboro. Short damn runways...always a crosswind. And their
>FBO's suck. I'd rather land in the Hudson f*cking river than land at
>Teterboro. Hey...."
>
>SIC: "You're not..."
>
>Sully: "Why not? Maybe we can take out some sailboats with some prick
>Canadian snowbirds."
>
>SIC: "You ever land on the water before?"
>
>Sully: "Plenty of times! I got my seaplane rating back in 1946. I think it
>was in a...Piper...somethingoranother, I forget. Never mind. It'll all
>come back to me. Pull out the Before Water Landing checklist and run it."
>
>SIC: (flipping through the stack of checklists) "Can't seem to find one for
>that."
>
>Sully: "Fooled ya! HAH! There ain't one! Just get on the horn and tell
>the people to put their heads between their legs and kiss...no wait, that
>won't sound good on on the CVR tape...make it, 'brace for collision'...no
>wait, make it 'brace for impact.' Yeah, that's better. No wait! Tell them
>that out the left side of the plane they can see theIntrepid Museum, and
>that if they'd like to visit it, they'll be able to, this afternoon, like,
>in about twenty minutes. Oh, and ring the stews and have them bring me a
>rum and coke. If I'm gonna do this, I need a good stiff drink. And have
>that one with the big tits bring it up. If I'm gonna die, I wanna die drunk
>and with a boner."
>
>SIC: "Like your grandfather did?"
>
>Sully: "This is no time to make jokes, son. I would really appreciate it
>if you'd try to take this situation seriously. I'm fairly certain that my
>grandfather did not die with a boner. I mean, have you ever met my
>grandmother?"
>
>SIC: "You know, if you pull this off CNN will be calling you the Hero Pilot
>of the Year."
>
>Sully: "F*ck CNN. Liberal *******s. All I care about is what the
>fair-and-balanced Fox News will call me. I hope Fox News calls me a hero!"
>
>SIC: (sighing) "They probably will too. Nobody will remember *my* name.
>It'll be 'Sully this'...and, 'Sully that.' 'Captain Sully, the big f*cking
>hero.' Like you are the only f*cking one in the cockpit."
>
>Sully: "You're quite bitter. You really are a helicopter pilot at heart,
>aren't you? You know, some pilots wait their whole career to be called a
>hero. I mean, Christ, I've only got two years to go to retirement. That
>was close!"
>
>SIC: "We're not down yet, Captain Skygod."
>
>Sully: "I know, this thing glides pretty well, huh? Dammit, no sailboats.
>Oh well, let's see if we can buzz one of those damn sightseeing helicopters.
>What's best-glide/engines out?"
>
>SIC: "Beats the **** outta me."
>
>Sully: "Vref?"
>
>SIC: "F*ck if I know."
>
>Sully: "Britney Spears' birthday?"
>
>SIC: "December 2, 1981."
>
>Sully: "Well, I'm glad you know SOMETHING! Just gimme full flaps..."
>
>[END OF RECORDING]
>
>
>
>Dick Lammerding
>
>Cloverdale, CA
>
>
>
>In Vino Veritas
>

[John Smith]

> Very bad taste.

Since when has taste been an issue in this group?

[[email protected]]

On Jan 29, 11:27*am, Tech Support <> wrote:
> Dick
>
> Very bad taste.
>
> Big John
>
> end..........gone
>
> ************************************************** **
>
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:12:04 -0500, "Shelly" > wrote:
> >Subject: Cockpit Voice Recorder
>
> >Here is the transcript from the voice recorder from the Hudson River Crash
> >starting after the bird strikes.
>
> >PIC is a Pilot in Command, SIC is Second in Command, you all know who Sully
> >is.
>
> >SIC: *"Number two's gone, boss."
>
> >Sully: *"I know it! *What do I look like, an R-22 pilot (that's a baby
> >helicopter a real egg beater)? *Just shut the f*cker down, boy. *Oh, and
> >tell Departure that we need to come back in and land. *F*cking birds...."
>
> >SIC: *"Sheesh, somebody got up on the wrong side of his throne this morning.
> >You don't have to insult me just because I got my commercial helicopter
> >rating in the mighty Robinson. *Oh, and by the way, sir, we're not climbing,
> >if you even care. *Maybe your decision to take on that extra 5,000 pounds of
> >fuel wasn't so hot, Captain."
>
> >Sully: *"One more comment like that and I'll make sure the union keeps you
> >in RJ's for the rest of your miserable, short career."
>
> ><Bang!>
>
> >Sully: *"SON OF A BITCH!"
>
> >SIC: *"Number one's failing, boss."
>
> >Sully: *"I can see that! *Am I a-f*cking-sleep? *Can I not read the gauges?
> >Am I not flying the plane here?"
>
> >SIC: *"I'm just sayin'..."
>
> >Sully: *"Goddamn Canadians, sending their f*cking geese down here every
> >winter. *Why, if I ever *see* another Canadian I'm gonna punch him right in
> >the throat. *I *HATE* Canadians."
>
> >SIC: *"Everybody does, boss. *Think we can make Teterboro or straight-in to
> >22 at Newark?"
>
> >Sully: *"Yeah, probably. *But f*ck Teterboro! *Let's go to Newark. *I've
> >flown out of Teterboro. *Short damn runways...always a crosswind. *And their
> >FBO's suck. *I'd rather land in the Hudson f*cking river than land at
> >Teterboro. *Hey...."
>
> >SIC: *"You're not..."
>
> >Sully: *"Why not? *Maybe we can take out some sailboats with some prick
> >Canadian snowbirds."
>
> >SIC: *"You ever land on the water before?"
>
> >Sully: "Plenty of times! *I got my seaplane rating back in 1946. *I think it
> >was in a...Piper...somethingoranother, I forget. *Never mind. *It'll all
> >come back to me. Pull out the Before Water Landing checklist and run it."
>
> >SIC: (flipping through the stack of checklists) "Can't seem to find one for
> >that."
>
> >Sully: *"Fooled ya! *HAH! *There ain't one! *Just get on the horn and tell
> >the people to put their heads between their legs and kiss...no wait, that
> >won't sound good on on the CVR tape...make it, 'brace for collision'...no
> >wait, make it 'brace for impact.' *Yeah, that's better. *No wait! *Tell them
> >that out the left side of the plane they can see theIntrepid Museum, and
> >that if they'd like to visit it, they'll be able to, this afternoon, like,
> >in about twenty minutes. *Oh, and ring the stews and have them bring me a
> >rum and coke. *If I'm gonna do this, I need a good stiff drink. *And have
> >that one with the big tits bring it up. *If I'm gonna die, I wanna die drunk
> >and with a boner."
>
> >SIC: *"Like your grandfather did?"
>
> >Sully: *"This is no time to make jokes, son. *I would really appreciate it
> >if you'd try to take this situation seriously. *I'm fairly certain that my
> >grandfather did not die with a boner. *I mean, have you ever met my
> >grandmother?"
>
> >SIC: *"You know, if you pull this off CNN will be calling you the Hero Pilot
> >of the Year."
>
> >Sully: *"F*ck CNN. *Liberal *******s. *All I care about is what the
> >fair-and-balanced Fox News will call me. *I hope Fox News calls me a hero!"
>
> >SIC: *(sighing) *"They probably will too. *Nobody will remember *my* name.
> >It'll be 'Sully this'...and, 'Sully that.' *'Captain Sully, the big f*cking
> >hero.' *Like you are the only f*cking one in the cockpit."
>
> >Sully: *"You're quite bitter. *You really are a helicopter pilot at heart,
> >aren't you? *You know, some pilots wait their whole career to be called a
> >hero. *I mean, Christ, I've only got two years to go to retirement. *That
> >was close!"
>
> >SIC: *"We're not down yet, Captain Skygod."
>
> >Sully: *"I know, this thing glides pretty well, huh? *Dammit, no sailboats.
> >Oh well, let's see if we can buzz one of those damn sightseeing helicopters.
> >What's best-glide/engines out?"
>
> >SIC: *"Beats the **** outta me."
>
> >Sully: *"Vref?"
>
> >SIC: *"F*ck if I know."
>
> >Sully: *"Britney Spears' birthday?"
>
> >SIC: *"December 2, 1981."
>
> >Sully: *"Well, I'm glad you know SOMETHING! *Just gimme full flaps...."
>
> >[END OF RECORDING]
>
> >Dick Lammerding
>
> >Cloverdale, CA
>
> >In Vino Veritas

Going to Usenet for good taste is like going to the men's room for the
literary selection.

[Tech Support]

John

Ur right.

One of the reasons so many of the real pilots have left.

Big John

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On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:33:39 +0100, John Smith
> wrote:

>> Very bad taste.
>
>Since when has taste been an issue in this group?

[Maxwell[_2_]]

<Tech Support> wrote in message
...
> John
>
> Ur right.
>
> One of the reasons so many of the real pilots have left.
>
> Big John
>
> ************************************************** ******
>
> On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:33:39 +0100, John Smith
> > wrote:
>
>>> Very bad taste.
>>
>>Since when has taste been an issue in this group?
>

So don't let the door hit you in the ass.

[Maxwell[_2_]]

> wrote in message
...
On Jan 29, 11:27 am, Tech Support <> wrote:
> Dick
>
> Very bad taste.
>
> Big John
>
> end..........gone
>
> ************************************************** **
>
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:12:04 -0500, "Shelly" > wrote:
> >Subject: Cockpit Voice Recorder
>
> >Here is the transcript from the voice recorder from the Hudson River
> >Crash
> >starting after the bird strikes.
>
> >PIC is a Pilot in Command, SIC is Second in Command, you all know who
> >Sully
> >is.
>
> >SIC: "Number two's gone, boss."
>
> >Sully: "I know it! What do I look like, an R-22 pilot (that's a baby
> >helicopter a real egg beater)? Just shut the f*cker down, boy. Oh, and
> >tell Departure that we need to come back in and land. F*cking birds..."
>
> >SIC: "Sheesh, somebody got up on the wrong side of his throne this
> >morning.
> >You don't have to insult me just because I got my commercial helicopter
> >rating in the mighty Robinson. Oh, and by the way, sir, we're not
> >climbing,
> >if you even care. Maybe your decision to take on that extra 5,000 pounds
> >of
> >fuel wasn't so hot, Captain."
>
> >Sully: "One more comment like that and I'll make sure the union keeps you
> >in RJ's for the rest of your miserable, short career."
>
> ><Bang!>
>
> >Sully: "SON OF A BITCH!"
>
> >SIC: "Number one's failing, boss."
>
> >Sully: "I can see that! Am I a-f*cking-sleep? Can I not read the gauges?
> >Am I not flying the plane here?"
>
> >SIC: "I'm just sayin'..."
>
> >Sully: "Goddamn Canadians, sending their f*cking geese down here every
> >winter. Why, if I ever *see* another Canadian I'm gonna punch him right
> >in
> >the throat. I *HATE* Canadians."
>
> >SIC: "Everybody does, boss. Think we can make Teterboro or straight-in to
> >22 at Newark?"
>
> >Sully: "Yeah, probably. But f*ck Teterboro! Let's go to Newark. I've
> >flown out of Teterboro. Short damn runways...always a crosswind. And
> >their
> >FBO's suck. I'd rather land in the Hudson f*cking river than land at
> >Teterboro. Hey...."
>
> >SIC: "You're not..."
>
> >Sully: "Why not? Maybe we can take out some sailboats with some prick
> >Canadian snowbirds."
>
> >SIC: "You ever land on the water before?"
>
> >Sully: "Plenty of times! I got my seaplane rating back in 1946. I think
> >it
> >was in a...Piper...somethingoranother, I forget. Never mind. It'll all
> >come back to me. Pull out the Before Water Landing checklist and run it."
>
> >SIC: (flipping through the stack of checklists) "Can't seem to find one
> >for
> >that."
>
> >Sully: "Fooled ya! HAH! There ain't one! Just get on the horn and tell
> >the people to put their heads between their legs and kiss...no wait, that
> >won't sound good on on the CVR tape...make it, 'brace for collision'...no
> >wait, make it 'brace for impact.' Yeah, that's better. No wait! Tell them
> >that out the left side of the plane they can see theIntrepid Museum, and
> >that if they'd like to visit it, they'll be able to, this afternoon,
> >like,
> >in about twenty minutes. Oh, and ring the stews and have them bring me a
> >rum and coke. If I'm gonna do this, I need a good stiff drink. And have
> >that one with the big tits bring it up. If I'm gonna die, I wanna die
> >drunk
> >and with a boner."
>
> >SIC: "Like your grandfather did?"
>
> >Sully: "This is no time to make jokes, son. I would really appreciate it
> >if you'd try to take this situation seriously. I'm fairly certain that my
> >grandfather did not die with a boner. I mean, have you ever met my
> >grandmother?"
>
> >SIC: "You know, if you pull this off CNN will be calling you the Hero
> >Pilot
> >of the Year."
>
> >Sully: "F*ck CNN. Liberal *******s. All I care about is what the
> >fair-and-balanced Fox News will call me. I hope Fox News calls me a
> >hero!"
>
> >SIC: (sighing) "They probably will too. Nobody will remember *my* name.
> >It'll be 'Sully this'...and, 'Sully that.' 'Captain Sully, the big
> >f*cking
> >hero.' Like you are the only f*cking one in the cockpit."
>
> >Sully: "You're quite bitter. You really are a helicopter pilot at heart,
> >aren't you? You know, some pilots wait their whole career to be called a
> >hero. I mean, Christ, I've only got two years to go to retirement. That
> >was close!"
>
> >SIC: "We're not down yet, Captain Skygod."
>
> >Sully: "I know, this thing glides pretty well, huh? Dammit, no sailboats.
> >Oh well, let's see if we can buzz one of those damn sightseeing
> >helicopters.
> >What's best-glide/engines out?"
>
> >SIC: "Beats the **** outta me."
>
> >Sully: "Vref?"
>
> >SIC: "F*ck if I know."
>
> >Sully: "Britney Spears' birthday?"
>
> >SIC: "December 2, 1981."
>
> >Sully: "Well, I'm glad you know SOMETHING! Just gimme full flaps..."
>
> >[END OF RECORDING]
>
> >Dick Lammerding
>
> >Cloverdale, CA
>
> >In Vino Veritas

Going to Usenet for good taste is like going to the men's room for the
literary selection.

------------------------------------------------------------

...or asking a dumb ass like you.

[Bertie the Bunyip[_28_]]

"Maxwell" <#$$9#@%%%.^^^> wrote in :

>
> <Tech Support> wrote in message
> ...
>> John
>>
>> Ur right.
>>
>> One of the reasons so many of the real pilots have left.
>>
>> Big John
>>
>> ************************************************** ******
>>
>> On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:33:39 +0100, John Smith
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>> Very bad taste.
>>>
>>>Since when has taste been an issue in this group?
>>
>
> So don't let the door hit you in the ass.


And maxie shows his taste for Okie potty mouth.

Bertie

[Bertie the Bunyip[_28_]]

"Maxwell" <#$$9#@%%%.^^^> wrote in
:

>
> > wrote in message
> news:9cce87d7-340c-4a3e-bb15-6d40b46d0a20
@v5g2000prm.googlegroups.com..
> . On Jan 29, 11:27 am, Tech Support <> wrote:
>> Dick
>>
>> Very bad taste.
>>
>> Big John
>>
>> end..........gone
>>
>> ************************************************** **
>>
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:12:04 -0500, "Shelly" > wrote:
>> >Subject: Cockpit Voice Recorder
>>
>> >Here is the transcript from the voice recorder from the Hudson River
>> >Crash
>> >starting after the bird strikes.
>>
>> >PIC is a Pilot in Command, SIC is Second in Command, you all know
>> >who Sully
>> >is.
>>
>> >SIC: "Number two's gone, boss."
>>
>> >Sully: "I know it! What do I look like, an R-22 pilot (that's a baby
>> >helicopter a real egg beater)? Just shut the f*cker down, boy. Oh,
>> >and tell Departure that we need to come back in and land. F*cking
>> >birds..."
>>
>> >SIC: "Sheesh, somebody got up on the wrong side of his throne this
>> >morning.
>> >You don't have to insult me just because I got my commercial
>> >helicopter rating in the mighty Robinson. Oh, and by the way, sir,
>> >we're not climbing,
>> >if you even care. Maybe your decision to take on that extra 5,000
>> >pounds of
>> >fuel wasn't so hot, Captain."
>>
>> >Sully: "One more comment like that and I'll make sure the union
>> >keeps you in RJ's for the rest of your miserable, short career."
>>
>> ><Bang!>
>>
>> >Sully: "SON OF A BITCH!"
>>
>> >SIC: "Number one's failing, boss."
>>
>> >Sully: "I can see that! Am I a-f*cking-sleep? Can I not read the
>> >gauges? Am I not flying the plane here?"
>>
>> >SIC: "I'm just sayin'..."
>>
>> >Sully: "Goddamn Canadians, sending their f*cking geese down here
>> >every winter. Why, if I ever *see* another Canadian I'm gonna punch
>> >him right in
>> >the throat. I *HATE* Canadians."
>>
>> >SIC: "Everybody does, boss. Think we can make Teterboro or
>> >straight-in to 22 at Newark?"
>>
>> >Sully: "Yeah, probably. But f*ck Teterboro! Let's go to Newark. I've
>> >flown out of Teterboro. Short damn runways...always a crosswind. And
>> >their
>> >FBO's suck. I'd rather land in the Hudson f*cking river than land at
>> >Teterboro. Hey...."
>>
>> >SIC: "You're not..."
>>
>> >Sully: "Why not? Maybe we can take out some sailboats with some
>> >prick Canadian snowbirds."
>>
>> >SIC: "You ever land on the water before?"
>>
>> >Sully: "Plenty of times! I got my seaplane rating back in 1946. I
>> >think it
>> >was in a...Piper...somethingoranother, I forget. Never mind. It'll
>> >all come back to me. Pull out the Before Water Landing checklist and
>> >run it."
>>
>> >SIC: (flipping through the stack of checklists) "Can't seem to find
>> >one for
>> >that."
>>
>> >Sully: "Fooled ya! HAH! There ain't one! Just get on the horn and
>> >tell the people to put their heads between their legs and kiss...no
>> >wait, that won't sound good on on the CVR tape...make it, 'brace for
>> >collision'...no wait, make it 'brace for impact.' Yeah, that's
>> >better. No wait! Tell them that out the left side of the plane they
>> >can see theIntrepid Museum, and that if they'd like to visit it,
>> >they'll be able to, this afternoon, like,
>> >in about twenty minutes. Oh, and ring the stews and have them bring
>> >me a rum and coke. If I'm gonna do this, I need a good stiff drink.
>> >And have that one with the big tits bring it up. If I'm gonna die, I
>> >wanna die drunk
>> >and with a boner."
>>
>> >SIC: "Like your grandfather did?"
>>
>> >Sully: "This is no time to make jokes, son. I would really
>> >appreciate it if you'd try to take this situation seriously. I'm
>> >fairly certain that my grandfather did not die with a boner. I mean,
>> >have you ever met my grandmother?"
>>
>> >SIC: "You know, if you pull this off CNN will be calling you the
>> >Hero Pilot
>> >of the Year."
>>
>> >Sully: "F*ck CNN. Liberal *******s. All I care about is what the
>> >fair-and-balanced Fox News will call me. I hope Fox News calls me a
>> >hero!"
>>
>> >SIC: (sighing) "They probably will too. Nobody will remember *my*
>> >name. It'll be 'Sully this'...and, 'Sully that.' 'Captain Sully, the
>> >big f*cking
>> >hero.' Like you are the only f*cking one in the cockpit."
>>
>> >Sully: "You're quite bitter. You really are a helicopter pilot at
>> >heart, aren't you? You know, some pilots wait their whole career to
>> >be called a hero. I mean, Christ, I've only got two years to go to
>> >retirement. That was close!"
>>
>> >SIC: "We're not down yet, Captain Skygod."
>>
>> >Sully: "I know, this thing glides pretty well, huh? Dammit, no
>> >sailboats. Oh well, let's see if we can buzz one of those damn
>> >sightseeing helicopters.
>> >What's best-glide/engines out?"
>>
>> >SIC: "Beats the **** outta me."
>>
>> >Sully: "Vref?"
>>
>> >SIC: "F*ck if I know."
>>
>> >Sully: "Britney Spears' birthday?"
>>
>> >SIC: "December 2, 1981."
>>
>> >Sully: "Well, I'm glad you know SOMETHING! Just gimme full flaps..."
>>
>> >[END OF RECORDING]
>>
>> >Dick Lammerding
>>
>> >Cloverdale, CA
>>
>> >In Vino Veritas
>
> Going to Usenet for good taste is like going to the men's room for the
> literary selection.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> ..or asking a dumb ass like you.
>

Nuther dazzler the re Maxie.

Bertie
>
>

[Bear Bottoms]

On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:12:04 -0500, Shelly wrote:

> SIC: "Number two's gone, boss."

Who is this, fuucking Rochester, where's Benny?
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