March 26th 09, 12:33 PM
On Mar 25, 5:21*pm, Jim Logajan > wrote:
> Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
> > Fifth European Conference on Space Debris
>
> Thanks for the notice! As a student pilot I will try to avoid space debris!
> If I am on collision course with a bit of debris, I should turn right,
> right?
>
> (I have no idea why the poster thought it appropriate to cross-post the OP
> to rec.aviation.student group - unless it was to create segues for bad
> jokes? In that case:)
>
> Dr. Daystrom: "The first four European conferences on Space Debris were not
> entirely successful, however EUCSD 5 will be. You see, one of the arguments
> against computers controlling ships was that they couldn't think like men..
> Well, I've developed a method of impressing the engrams of a mind upon
> computer circuits. The relays are not unlike the synapse of the brain...."
>
> "Basic Flying Rules. Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near
> the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance
> of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more
> difficult to fly there."
"...the skycatcher simply got in the way!".
"Men need no longer die in the cold reaches of interatmospheric
space!"
Nicely done Jim.
> Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
> > Fifth European Conference on Space Debris
>
> Thanks for the notice! As a student pilot I will try to avoid space debris!
> If I am on collision course with a bit of debris, I should turn right,
> right?
>
> (I have no idea why the poster thought it appropriate to cross-post the OP
> to rec.aviation.student group - unless it was to create segues for bad
> jokes? In that case:)
>
> Dr. Daystrom: "The first four European conferences on Space Debris were not
> entirely successful, however EUCSD 5 will be. You see, one of the arguments
> against computers controlling ships was that they couldn't think like men..
> Well, I've developed a method of impressing the engrams of a mind upon
> computer circuits. The relays are not unlike the synapse of the brain...."
>
> "Basic Flying Rules. Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near
> the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance
> of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more
> difficult to fly there."
"...the skycatcher simply got in the way!".
"Men need no longer die in the cold reaches of interatmospheric
space!"
Nicely done Jim.