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vern
October 16th 03, 04:25 AM
The Ten Commandments
The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)
1. BUSH is number one... and das' All.
2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' BUSH.
3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.
4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by BUSH's House.
5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.
Buck the Trend
October 16th 03, 05:06 AM
Weird mix of ng groups to send this to.......
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A deadhead who wants to build his own airplane while playing soccer on a
paddle boat that has ten commandments (really only 5 twice?) posted next to
the foot pedals.
"vern" > wrote in message
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> The Ten Commandments
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> The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)
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> 1. BUSH is number one... and das' All.
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> 2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' BUSH.
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> 3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.
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> 4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by BUSH's House.
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> 5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.
CrazyDave
October 16th 03, 02:13 PM
"Buck the Trend" > wrote in message >...
> Weird mix of ng groups to send this to.......
> ?????????????????????
> A deadhead who wants to build his own airplane while playing soccer on a
> paddle boat that has ten commandments (really only 5 twice?) posted next to
> the foot pedals.
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Define weird. Weird like "right wing deadheads"?
Model Flyer
October 16th 03, 02:27 PM
"vern" > wrote in message
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> The Ten Commandments
> The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)
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> 1. BUSH is number one... and das' All.
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> 2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' BUSH.
>
> 3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.
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> 4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by BUSH's House.
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> 5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.
6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit orders, then
kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
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Jonathan Lowe
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John Doherty
October 16th 03, 02:54 PM
In article >, vern
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> The Ten Commandments
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> The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)
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> 1. BUSH is number one... and das' All.
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James Carville and I had a good laugh over this one.
JD
George Cleveland
October 16th 03, 03:07 PM
On Thu, 16 Oct 2003 13:54:52 GMT, John Doherty >
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>In article >, vern
> wrote:
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>> The Ten Commandments
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>> The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)
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>> 1. BUSH is number one... and das' All.
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>James Carville and I had a good laugh over this one.
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>JD
Well I took the whole thing as a sarcastic take on the current Cajun
socio-political climate.
g.c.
Matthew P. Cummings
October 16th 03, 11:16 PM
On Thu, 16 Oct 2003 14:07:12 +0000, George Cleveland wrote:
> Well I took the whole thing as a sarcastic take on the current Cajun
> socio-political climate.
I took it to mean this guy has too much time on his hands and is looking
to start a fight.
You'd think school would keep him busy...
MLL
October 17th 03, 01:50 AM
"Matthew P. Cummings" > wrote in message
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> On Thu, 16 Oct 2003 14:07:12 +0000, George Cleveland wrote:
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> > Well I took the whole thing as a sarcastic take on the current Cajun
> > socio-political climate.
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> I took it to mean this guy has too much time on his hands and is looking
> to start a fight.
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> You'd think school would keep him busy...
>
Kindergarten is only half day.
B2431
October 17th 03, 08:25 PM
>From: "Model Flyer"
<snip>
>6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit orders, then
>kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
>--
7. Thou shalt learn from thine teachers how to spell.
Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired
Big John
October 17th 03, 11:24 PM
Dan
Should add "or use spell checker" to #7.
Big John
On 17 Oct 2003 19:25:45 GMT, (B2431) wrote:
>>From: "Model Flyer"
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><snip>
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>>6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit orders, then
>>kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
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>7. Thou shalt learn from thine teachers how to spell.
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>Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired
Blueskies
October 18th 03, 07:05 PM
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> Dan
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> Should add "or use spell checker" to #7.
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> Big John
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> On 17 Oct 2003 19:25:45 GMT, (B2431) wrote:
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> >>From: "Model Flyer"
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> ><snip>
> >
> >>6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit orders, then
> >>kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
> >>--
> >7. Thou shalt learn from thine teachers how to spell.
> >
> >Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired
>
jbeck
October 19th 03, 01:41 AM
Sorry to correct your english, old boy, but....
u shuld ave rote dat lik dis:
u knot cumpletle rit DAR.
u no wut imma tallcing abut?
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> > On 17 Oct 2003 19:25:45 GMT, (B2431) wrote:
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> > >>From: "Model Flyer"
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> > ><snip>
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> > >>6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit orders, then
> > >>kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
> > >>--
> > >7. Thou shalt learn from thine teachers how to spell.
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> > >Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired
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Corrie
October 19th 03, 06:27 AM
Chile, I *is* Cajun. Haf-Cajun, ennyways. De udder haf o me is Irish
- some DENGEROUS com-by-nat-shun, ah tell yu! Son! Now yew lissen
heah, chile. Yew don' wan' no merde, yew don' START no merde,
compren'? Dem gators don' care who yew vote fo', lessun it was a
Long.
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Blueskies
October 19th 03, 01:19 PM
The problem there is those words would not make it through the spell checker, unless of course you added them ;o)
-- Dan D.
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"jbeck" > wrote in message ...
> Sorry to correct your english, old boy, but....
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> u shuld ave rote dat lik dis:
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> u knot cumpletle rit DAR.
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> u no wut imma tallcing abut?
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> > > Dan
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> > > Should add "or use spell checker" to #7.
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> > > Big John
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> > > On 17 Oct 2003 19:25:45 GMT, (B2431) wrote:
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> > > >>From: "Model Flyer"
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> > > ><snip>
> > > >
> > > >>6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit orders, then
> > > >>kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
> > > >>--
> > > >7. Thou shalt learn from thine teachers how to spell.
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> > > >Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired
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Model Flyer
October 19th 03, 10:00 PM
"B2431" > wrote in message
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> >From: "Model Flyer"
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> <snip>
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> >6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit orders,
then
> >kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
> >--
> 7. Thou shalt learn from thine teachers how to spell.
>
Bit late now unfortunately,:-(
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> Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired
Model Flyer
October 19th 03, 10:02 PM
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> Dan
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> Should add "or use spell checker" to #7.
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Microsoft's spell checker, and by the way thanks for the correct
spelling of checker.:-(
> Big John
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> On 17 Oct 2003 19:25:45 GMT, (B2431) wrote:
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> >>From: "Model Flyer"
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> ><snip>
> >
> >>6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit orders,
then
> >>kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
> >>--
> >7. Thou shalt learn from thine teachers how to spell.
> >
> >Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired
>
Model Flyer
October 19th 03, 10:03 PM
"jbeck" > wrote in message
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> Sorry to correct your english, old boy, but....
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> u shuld ave rote dat lik dis:
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> u knot cumpletle rit DAR.
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> u no wut imma tallcing abut?
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Odly enough YES, I can manage to translate that,:-)
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> > > Big John
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> > > On 17 Oct 2003 19:25:45 GMT, (B2431) wrote:
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> > > >>From: "Model Flyer"
> > > >
> > > ><snip>
> > > >
> > > >>6. Thou Shalt not kill, except it's on BISH's explisit
orders, then
> > > >>kill men woman and inicent children until his will be done.
> > > >>--
> > > >7. Thou shalt learn from thine teachers how to spell.
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> > > >Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired
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