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Mitchell Holman[_4_]

May 15th 09, 01:59 AM

Neil Hoskins

May 15th 09, 10:03 AM

"Mitchell Holman" > wrote in message
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Yay!! The gayest film ever made!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111218/quotes

Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the
greatest ****ing scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top
Gun.
Duane: Oh, come on.
Sid: Top Gun is ****ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about
a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is!
That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on
the edge, man. He's right on the ****ing line, all right? And you've got
Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all
right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go
both ways.
Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no,
no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're
saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right?
That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house,
all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just
kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have
sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the ****,
what the **** is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's
in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got
the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears.
She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the
gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so
I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That
is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress
for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around
here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the
REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right?
Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting
****ing force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are
beating the Russians. And it's over, and they ****ing land, and Iceman's
been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all
right? And what is the last ****ing line that they have together? They're
all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to
Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does
Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! ****in' A, man!

Stealth Pilot[_2_]

May 15th 09, 03:33 PM

On Fri, 15 May 2009 10:03:15 +0100, "Neil Hoskins"
> wrote:

>

>Yay!! The gayest film ever made!
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111218/quotes
>
>Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the
>greatest ****ing scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top
>Gun.
>Duane: Oh, come on.
>Sid: Top Gun is ****ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about
>a bunch of fighter pilots.
>Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
>Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is!

you're a ****wit

Stealth Pilot[_2_]

May 15th 09, 03:33 PM

Neil Hoskins

May 15th 09, 04:47 PM

"Stealth Pilot" > wrote in message
...
> On Fri, 15 May 2009 10:03:15 +0100, "Neil Hoskins"
> > wrote:
>
>>
>
>>Yay!! The gayest film ever made!
>>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111218/quotes
>>
>>Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the
>>greatest ****ing scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top
>>Gun.
>>Duane: Oh, come on.
>>Sid: Top Gun is ****ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story
>>about
>>a bunch of fighter pilots.
>>Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
>>Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It
>>is!
>
> you're a ****wit

Humourectomy? What's your plot synopsis, then? Please don't tell me it's
about the struggles faced by American heroes in the face of sinister,
communist agression. Why does half of it take place in a locker room, then?
Tarantino's synopsis may have been intended for humourous reasons but it
sounds plausible to me.

Bob (not my real pseudonym)

May 17th 09, 09:43 AM

On Fri, 15 May 2009 16:47:47 +0100, "Neil Hoskins"
> wrote:

>
>"Stealth Pilot" > wrote in message
...
>> On Fri, 15 May 2009 10:03:15 +0100, "Neil Hoskins"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>
>>
>>>Yay!! The gayest film ever made!
>>>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111218/quotes
>>>
>>>Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the
>>>greatest ****ing scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top
>>>Gun.
>>>Duane: Oh, come on.
>>>Sid: Top Gun is ****ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story
>>>about
>>>a bunch of fighter pilots.
>>>Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
>>>Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It
>>>is!
>>
>> you're a ****wit
>
>Humourectomy? What's your plot synopsis, then? Please don't tell me it's
>about the struggles faced by American heroes in the face of sinister,
>communist agression. Why does half of it take place in a locker room, then?
>Tarantino's synopsis may have been intended for humourous reasons but it
>sounds plausible to me.

Isn't using 'Tarantino' and 'plausible' in the same sentence, like,
against a Commandment or the laws of physics or something...?

[email protected]

May 17th 09, 08:10 PM

Actually, I thought Neil's interpretation was funny as hell, and closer to
the mark than one might think. Even if Cruise is straight, he acts like a
fag on film. Can't stand 'em.

Brian