Marcus Aurelius[_2_]
July 12th 09, 03:50 PM
Have you been searching for that special gift,
or that cure to what you really need? Well, look
no further! Today for the first time in America,
we are offering the revolutionary "STUPID CRAPP"!
The "Stupid Crapp" has been sold all over Europe,
Canada, and South America and is now available
to you today through this special TV offer. People all
over the world have discovered this "Stupid Crapp"
and it's really changing lives!
Paul in Great Britian writes, " I'd been thinking for
years that if only I had some "Stupid Crapp" that
really works, I could be the person that I always
wanted to be. Then, my friends told me that there
was some new "Stupid Crapp" on TV that I could
order without paying the shipping charges, and,
it came with a lifetime warranty. I was
sceptical at first, but after only one day of having my
"Stupid Crapp", I could really see a difference.
Our "Stupid Crapp" is like no other **** that's been
offered before. Through an amazing technological
breakthrough, our designers have created this
Stupid Crapp to solve *all* your problems and then
some! You see, we've used special materials
that work in ways that weren't possible with earlier
designs that failed. So far, the results have been
simply amazing!
And unbelievably, our Stupid Crapp is portable too!
Yes, take your Stupid Crapp with you where ever
you go!
Now, for the best news of all! Normally Stupid Crapp
like this would cost you hundreds, maybe thousands
of dollars. So how much would you expect to pay for
some **** like this? 1000? 900? 500? Ok, are you
ready for this?!
Our "Stupid Crapp" is available to you for only...
four payments of $49.99!! That's right folks!
We must be crazy to sell this "Stupid Crapp" for
that! Not only that, if you order right now, we're
going to cut that down to just 3 payments of
$49.99 and...throw in some "Extra ****" with
it! Wow! What a deal!
So, you get the "Stupid Crapp", the "Extra ****",
and you don't even have to make the extra payment.
Not only that, we're also going to include this
other junk!
So what are you waiting for?
DON'T DELAY, ORDER NOW!
*********
or that cure to what you really need? Well, look
no further! Today for the first time in America,
we are offering the revolutionary "STUPID CRAPP"!
The "Stupid Crapp" has been sold all over Europe,
Canada, and South America and is now available
to you today through this special TV offer. People all
over the world have discovered this "Stupid Crapp"
and it's really changing lives!
Paul in Great Britian writes, " I'd been thinking for
years that if only I had some "Stupid Crapp" that
really works, I could be the person that I always
wanted to be. Then, my friends told me that there
was some new "Stupid Crapp" on TV that I could
order without paying the shipping charges, and,
it came with a lifetime warranty. I was
sceptical at first, but after only one day of having my
"Stupid Crapp", I could really see a difference.
Our "Stupid Crapp" is like no other **** that's been
offered before. Through an amazing technological
breakthrough, our designers have created this
Stupid Crapp to solve *all* your problems and then
some! You see, we've used special materials
that work in ways that weren't possible with earlier
designs that failed. So far, the results have been
simply amazing!
And unbelievably, our Stupid Crapp is portable too!
Yes, take your Stupid Crapp with you where ever
you go!
Now, for the best news of all! Normally Stupid Crapp
like this would cost you hundreds, maybe thousands
of dollars. So how much would you expect to pay for
some **** like this? 1000? 900? 500? Ok, are you
ready for this?!
Our "Stupid Crapp" is available to you for only...
four payments of $49.99!! That's right folks!
We must be crazy to sell this "Stupid Crapp" for
that! Not only that, if you order right now, we're
going to cut that down to just 3 payments of
$49.99 and...throw in some "Extra ****" with
it! Wow! What a deal!
So, you get the "Stupid Crapp", the "Extra ****",
and you don't even have to make the extra payment.
Not only that, we're also going to include this
other junk!
So what are you waiting for?
DON'T DELAY, ORDER NOW!
*********