"John Ammeter" wrote in message

The last BBQ I attended at Pinckneyville was pretty damn
good.... until later that night.... I'd been eating some
homemade sausages that were provided. They were a bit
"hot", I have to admit but the full benefit wasn't realized
until later in the evening.

My ass never has burned so much since or before.... A
shower only cooled it a bit...

I'd heard that John had been told that the spicy stuff was a lot easier if you
ate a spoonful of ice cream after each bite of sausage.

But then, when they walked by the bathroom later that night, they could hear
John saying, "C'mon, ice cream, c'mon ice cream...."

Ron Wanttaja