"John Carrier" wrote in message
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What to never say to your RIO-

1)-what's that?

2)-watch this.

3)-Uh, we've got a problem.
4)-Groan! My chest! (particularly effective prior to a night recovery.)

Here's one that really got my attention:

After the fourth night bolter, pilot says, "I don't think I can land this
one. We're gonna have to step out of the jet."

__!_!__
Gizmo