Wow! That's a good deal!

What's the circ at your local paper? I might have to start pitching their
mailroom people! This way I can justify a trip out...

Heck - if I can close something, I might even splurge for a Jacuzzi!

"Jay Honeck" wrote in
news:N8Jjb.799678$uu5.140928@sccrnsc04:

George, George, George. Our suites start at just $59.95 per night --
and your Usenet Discount knocks that down another 20%. Thus, for just
$47.95 per night, you get a 300 square foot suite, with a full kitchen,
breakfast bar, queen sized bed, and a delivered-to-your-suite breakfast
basket in the morning -- including the daily newspaper!

Or, you can pay 100% more, at $99.95, and stay at a Holiday Inn Express
in a room 50% smaller, with no kitchen, and no delivered breakfast.
(I guess that's what makes the people who stay there so "smart", eh?)

True, for $47.95 you won't enjoy an aviation theme suite, and you won't
get a jacuzzi hot tub -- but that suite (our smallest) is actually
*bigger* than the local Sheraton's BIGGEST suite. :-)

We have the most affordable luxury suites, anywhere -- period.