"paul k. sanchez" wrote in message
...
| Now that would be a story. "Blackhawk helicopters shoot down a migrating
| flock of geese when the birds failed to respond to intercept signals. One
| goose, who was taken into custody on the ground, admitted that the flock
failed
| to check with FSS before departing."
|
| --
| Peter
|
|
|
| Further interogation by Bureau of Customs and Immigration Enforcement
revealed
| that all had entered the country thru Canada illegaly, and gave many false
| statements to Homeland Security Agencies investigators, leading the unwary
| agents on a "wild goose chase".
|
| A Homeland Security spokesperson did allude to the fate of these
cross-border
| conspirators, mentioning that their sentence will be carried out on the
4th
| Thursday of this month.
|
| Since Attorney General Ashcroft deemed these terrorists of the most fowl
kind,
| they are considered "unlawful combatants" and therefor have no appeal to
their
| fate. Place and manner of execution will be at a "undisclosed location"
and
| with secret witnesses.
|
|

Obviously secret, because no one wants to see turkeys eating geese.