http://world.honda.com/news/2003/c031216_2.html

Dear Honda Claus,

I would like one of these for Christmas. Please deliver it to my local
airport because my chimney is too small.

And make sure you put a tag with _my_ name so my dopey sister doesn't think
it's for her. You can hang it on that bird stabber thing up front.

I promise I will be better next year,

Little Johnny