Cockpit Colin wrote:

You might like to tell us more of your fiery tale?

I think it's probably like the guy around here who beats a cymbal every hour to
keep the elephants away.

George Patterson
Love, n.: A form of temporary insanity afflicting the young. It is curable
either by marriage or by removal of the afflicted from the circumstances
under which he incurred the condition. It is sometimes fatal, but more
often to the physician than to the patient.