In article , Ian Baren
wrote:

Perhaps "Dummies Guide" was not the right phrase - What I am looking
for is advice to a first-timer, not only the flying/ landing part
(I've nearly got the NOTAM from previous years committed to memory,)
but how to improve our chances of having a good time. What to see,
what to avoid, thing you wish you'd done or not done. Its a little
overwhelming to get a handle on, just interested in some thoughts or
experience, admonisions (sp?)

Well, the hookers are outside the main gate every night. Security runs
them off, but they keep coming back.

Then there is Snoopy's in town. (At least there used to be...)