Bob Chilcoat wrote:

A tug
operator was pulling a Lear Jet out of the hangar onto the ramp, which was a
sheet of ice. He had a hooded parka on, and couldn't see behind him.

Wonder why the tug didn't have a rear-view mirror.

George Patterson
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that
you look forward to the trip.