"Paul Tomblin" wrote in message
...
In a previous article, "Global Wealth Builders, Inc."
said:
I fly for a major airline and to date, I have yet to see any of our
professional pilots don a kneeboard. My flight kit usually includes
copies
...
be visiting that month. That binder usually sits on the table to my side
so
that I can reference it during flight.

"table"? No wonder you don't need a knee board. In the cramped confines
of a general aviation cockpit, we don't have tables, nor do we have time
for masturbation, so we use kneeboards and we don't consider "the latest
Maxim" to be essential flight materials.

Ordinarily, we do not masturbate on the flight deck. We ring the flight
attendant call button.

-RH