"Chuck" wrote in message
hlink.net...
I know these are probably old, but I still think they are funny...

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
submitted
by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.


Not only are they old, variants of this list have been attributed to almost
every airline and every air force. I first heard many of them thirty years
ago and they were old then.

I suspect that some of them may be actual squawks that people wrote up in
the past, but that most are not.

What we all need is some new material.

One of the great things about being a flight instructor is that you can tell
these old jokes to new students who have never heard them before.