Why did the University of Iowa replace natural grass with Astroturf?
To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games.

How many UI freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None.....That's a sophomore course at UI.

What does a UI football player get on his final exams?
Drool.

How can you tell a UI cheerleader is on the level?
Tobacco spit coming equally out of BOTH sides of her mouth...


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Jim Weir (A&P/IA, CFI, & other good alphabet soup)
VP Eng RST Pres. Cyberchapter EAA Tech. Counselor
http://www.rst-engr.com