"Jim Fisher" wrote in message
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Overheard in the lobby of the Alexis Park Inn:

Guest: "Exceuse me, sir, can you tell me where the bathroom is at?"

Inn Manager: "One should never end a sentance with a preposition."

Guest: (scratches his head - looks a littl annoyed) "Well, umm, can you
tell me where the bathroom is at . . . asshole?"


The Inn Manager: (paraphrased)

Jay owned a small hotel in Iowa City. The Wage and Hour Department of Iowa
claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to
interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the
agent.


"Well, there's my maintenance man who's been with me for 3 years. I pay
him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18
months, and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board. Then there's
the half-wit that works about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I buy
him airplane fuel," replied Jay.


"That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," says the agent.


Jay says, "That would be me."