Mike Rapoport wrote:

Why couldn't they use salt to melt the ice?

Someone would probably shoot them. I have enough problems with corrosion on my truck
caused by salt without someone adding to the situation at the airport.

George Patterson
This marriage is off to a shaky start. The groom just asked the band to
play "Your cheatin' heart", and the bride just requested "Don't come home
a'drinkin' with lovin' on your mind".