skyliner wrote:

Some funny things I've actually heard over the radio:

"Trenton, you can repeat that clearance, oh, say about 20 more times. Or once
slowly."

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"New York approach, y'all hear how fast I'm a'talkin'? Well, that's how fast I'm
a'listnen'."

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George Patterson
This marriage is off to a shaky start. The groom just asked the band to
play "Your cheatin' heart", and the bride just requested "Don't come home
a'drinkin' with lovin' on your mind".