Jim Fisher wrote:

I rest comfortably knowing that both have very goof life insurance policies
so that their wives will be taken care of.

Don't rest too comfortably. Most life insurance policies will not pay off if you die
piloting an aircraft. They should check to make sure there's no exclusionary clause
that contains language about serving as an aircraft crewmember.

George Patterson
This marriage is off to a shaky start. The groom just asked the band to
play "Your cheatin' heart", and the bride just requested "Don't come home
a'drinkin' with lovin' on your mind".