One time in college I took a date up over the campus and she promptly
decided she wanted to try flying in a plane topless. Whatdayado?!

That was the harde...excuse me, most difficult...time I've ever had staying
focused on flying the plane. I can say however with absolute clarity that
there was no other traffic out there between the one o'clock and four
o'clock portion of my scan. I know, 'cause I checked. A lot.

-c