"Steven P. McNicoll" wrote in message

That's somewhat naive.

No, it isn't.

Okay. I'm sure you know all about it. I studied under a two-time Pulizer
winner, earned a degree in journalism, won national awards for my stories
and edited and managed a magazine.

I'm sure your credentials are staggering. There are also people who ride
on airliners who think they can fly better than the pilot every time they
hit turbulence. Keep jamming on that Flight Attendant Call button and
pestering the crew and maybe the turbulence will stop.

-c