"Bill Denton" wrote in message
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A pilot owns an airplane.

He isn't able to fly the plane very often, but when he does it's usually
two
hours out for a $100 hamburger, then two hours back.

The airplane is always hangered; all inspections and maintenance are done
by
the book.

How long could the airplane sit between flights before it begins to
deteriorate?


Approx 2 days. At least that what *my* plane needs. ;-)
Of course my wife thinks it can sit for weeks...