"G.R. Patterson III" wrote

Better make sure you have the keys to the truck in your pocket before you sit down.

Yeah really. Maybe you should market a safety belt for it. :-)

This reminds me of when I was working as a tin roofer. The other
tinman told me about a husband on a roof fixing leak on the back side
of the house. He tied his safety rope over the ridge to the family's
station wagon on the driveway. Well, you guessed it. The wife had to
run to the store and dragged him across the roof and down the
driveway. Probably an urban legend.

Bryan