"Jay Honeck" writes:

If you're the kind of person
that gets an instant erection every time some glitzy new toy comes out,
then you'll probably love it.
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This sort of thing seems to happen to everyone, I guess -- I catch myself
saying it about computer technology more and more -- but you must realize,
Jay, that this marks your official entry into old age.

Only if it's not "instant" anymore.
snicker