Subject: Heavenly Humor


Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both
fly to heaven (makes it OT) and go before the angel to find out if
they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space
left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's a particular reason why she should
go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at
these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure
it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up,
and gargles. Then, she spits into the toilet, and pulls the lever.

The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two
of God's own perfect creations, and you turn me down. She simply
gargles and she gets in. Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair, no matter how big they are."


Enjoy G

Big John