Ken Sandyeggo wrote:

I like to pull out a sandwich and a beer from the cooler,
light up a cigar and read the Enquirer while I'm heading out,
without having to worry about it falling off into a dive.

Oh come on Ken.... Stop lying like the proverbial rug.

Isn't more like lighting up a smoke and sipping a starbucks while your
little two legged co-pilot with the bottomless stomach does the stick
time.

He must have a hundred hours in his own logbook by now.