wrote in message . ..
All sensible and non suicidal glider pilots are hereby warned:

Tomorrow, 8-14-2004, Lennie the Lurker will once again strap his
useless ass in a 2-33 and be flung skyward at 12:00 noon. For the
next hour he will polute the air with his disjointed, discoordinated,
and in general sloppy flying practices. Pilots with such
sensibilities as seim, pratt and alastair would do well to avoid being
near any airport as to avoid witnessing the butchery of airmanship as
will be demonstrated.

Please note, location is undisclosed. Noplace is safe.


Didn't happen. Towplane down.

The only glider flying, or capable of it without the Pawnee, Grob
103SL, not acceptable substitute. (Yes, it was offered, and Yes, I
refused.)

(Places idea in envelope and relegates to trash bin.)