You'll probably get lots of humorous responses... here's a true one.

I made a commitment to continue to do those "honey-do" items that used to
consume my Saturdays, but do most of them in the evenings. I simply do NOT
watch TV in the evenings - I get stuff done instead! Other than yard work,
this works out pretty well. But my bushes are getting rather shaggy...


Have come to the same conclusion .... now anybody got an idea what to tell
the wife why I need to have the next 20-30 Saturdays off? Somebody
suggested
to bribe her with $200 every weekend and point her to the nearest shopping
mall ... Any cheaper suggestions?