John Theune wrote:

Make one little mistake and you never hear the end of it

I walked all over Sun'n Fun one year trying to find a corkscrew. Finally bought
a cheap imitation Swiss Army knife that had one. The thing broke off in the
cork. I used the knife blade to cut the cork apart.

The next year was Oshkosh. Forgot the damn thing again. I found some cheap
plastic ones at the grocery store and was saved.

Now I keep a steel one in my camping gear and two of the plastic ones in my
flight bag.

I like my Chardonnay.

George Patterson
I prefer Heaven for climate but Hell for company.