Tom Fleischman wrote:
This brings me to an idea: what about embarassing the screeners? Just put
some adult toys in your luggage. Are there some legal restrictions in the
US?


Yes, in fact there are. You and your baggage can be denied access to
the aircraft if you are found in posession of what the screeners deem
to be "obscene materials".

I don't think so.

The biggest risk would be the TSA employee being so distracted by the
dildo that they missed the .357 underneath the crotchless panties.