"vincent p. norris" wrote

If you can't find an airplane for your roof, Jay, there's a big cow
(about four times life size) on the roof of a restaurant near here
that just changed hands; perhaps the new owner would let it go cheap.

Can't think of an aviation connection, but it IS eye-catching!
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Put a big hang glider on it, and put it up! This is great!

You have all heard of the expression, "when pigs fly", right? It's only one
step to "when cows fly."

Come to think of it, I remember a little rhyme from my childhood. I lived
right next to a Black Angus farm. It goes:

Birdy, birdy, in the sky
Why'd you do that in my eye?

Birdy, birdy in the sky
Aren't you glad that cows don't fly?

I'll go to my room now. g
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Jim in NC