Signature was kind enough to waive the ramp fee for a
second night due to the circumstances.

Signature could waive all ramp fees after 9 AM and still make a profit. :/

In the end I
felt like I had accidentally gotten the rock star service I had paid
for.

Well put.

I don't need the rock star treatment, and if I ever feel like I want it,
I'll decide where to put my money thankyouverymuch.

Elvis has left the building, so it's just Jose
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